craving attention 7/6/19

[Whale Lake 2]

Also....what are the guesstimations as to where this video lands in the Timeline? She had mentioned these questions long before going to the "PsYcHiAtRiSt~" if I'm remembering right...its so hard to tell.
And whats the over/under on her being on the new Meds by this point or not? Again, its just so difficult to fucking tell

I think that the only way to correctly say which point of the timeline the video is, is by looking at what she is wearing: her weight gain is so rapid that she cannot fit in the same clothes as the month before. How many Torrid clothes did she show in her hauls and were never seen again? And how many of them did she wear just once (maybe a week on end, because she's disgusting like that) and then disappeared?

Judging by the shirt, this video was taken around five months ago: it's the same she wears in My Weight Loss Plans 2019.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Come on, Amberlynn is obviously referring to the sixth-generation roach farm she's got going on up there.

Something like this?

Spoiler: DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!

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When the cucumber boat hits you

Nice ahegao face Amberlynn.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I think you mistook “attention” for “orange chicken” there, gorl. I think you meant to say “Craving orange chicken,”

I mean they do rhyme and she is a poet afterall.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Interesting she was able to use Becky's phone for the Q&A.... So Becky doesn't need her electronic communication device while it gets all smudgy fat grease prints on it ?

What if a nephew is checked into ICU ? Will Uncle Beck have to wait ?

I didn’t watch the video cause I can’t stand the cunt and her videos aren’t even worth hate watching however

There is no way for her ‘audience’ to know she is using Becks phone anyway. It’s not like lard ass is above changing phone cases and they have the same identical phones Generouslynn graciously purchased for the love of her life.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I didn’t watch the video cause I can’t stand the cunt and her videos aren’t even worth hate watching however

There is no way for her ‘audience’ to know she is using Becks phone anyway. It’s not like lard ass is above changing phone cases and they have the same identical phones Generouslynn graciously purchased for the love of her life.

It's not even like it's the first damn time.
In one of the "Gorlfriend Tag" videos they did together, HamLard literally just snatched Thumby's phone right out of her fat hands. Necky ThickTard just dumbly sat there, staring blobbishly off into space like a lobotomized Sped while Bigass Al stabbed away at HER phone as if it was all totally AL's property - which I guess in that house absolutely everything is.

I can't remember if it was in this video or in the "I got Diagnosed!" one since they were only a day apart, but within the first minute, ALR is bellowing "COME HERE, BAAYYYBEEEEEE!" and good ol' fat sloppy slug-faced Thumbo comes mindlessly waddling strait to her master's beck and call. It is almost physically sickening how spineless and obedient she is. Jesus christ.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I hope Amber reads this and makes Becky clean under the folds of all Amber's sets of tits with that alcohol based bath&body works spray.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She's manic again, look at her zombie eyes. Anyone with an ounce of self-awareness would realize it, which is why she doesn't.
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So... no one else gonna mention the subtitles?

That's some nice work there.

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

"I know how to lose weight." Hoo boy I need a drink.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Maybe her beetus knuckles are just from her hands being so damn dirty. Maybe she just needs to wash her hands? She rarely washes her hair and gets a weekly sponge bath I doubt she washes her hands at all.

 

[Viridian]

"I know how to lose weight." Hoo boy I need a drink.

I mean, in a way she's not actually lying? She does know how to lose weight: move more, eat less. CICO has been thrown in her face for years, and so many people (including fellow YouTubers) have reached out to offer her help and given the same advice. She's admitted knowing she has to cut calories and be more active for her "weight loss journey" to be successful. So her knowing how to lose weight is not the issue.

The problem is she hates the idea of moving more and eating less. Like so many other deathfats, she can't tolerate even the slightest bit of discomfort or invoke the smallest amount of self-discipline. They're all eternal fucking toddlers stuck in the terrible twos. She absolutely gets what she has to do to lose weight, but she refuses to do it because it's effort. Hamber is allergic to effort. She wants to lose weight, but she wants to spend every day lounging on Pillow Mountain gorging herself to bursting with Necky at her beck and call far more. She wants the reward without the effort.

Life doesn't work that way, and even Hamber understands this on some level. Yet at the same time she can't stand to admit to herself that she is literally too lazy to save her own life. So instead she engages in a cargo cultish charade of a "weight loss journey", in the delusional hope that pretending she's making an effort will work as well as actual effort. Of course, it doesn't, and so she keeps on gaining--and will keep on gaining until the day she dies.

 

[gingerslut]

Maybe her beetus knuckles are just from her hands being so damn dirty.

I think if it were dirt it would look more patchy and it would have a texture to it. It looks like the discoloration is coming from within her skin rather than sitting on top of it.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I'm not sure that she DOES know, though.
She parrots and repeats phrases she has heard before...she clumsily reads the packages and backs of food labels...she babbles and dribbles out arbitrary amounts of calories like it means something....but I seriously seriously doubt that any of it has ever actually sunk through all of the fat and genuinely been ACTUALLY understood with any true and real and raw authenticity by her dumb simpleton half-minded little peabrain ever once in her near thirty years of deathfatty hamham life.

"Don't eat like an asshole" is literally all she N E E D S to know to lose weight at this point - today - and she does not know that.
So, no; I do not think she "knows what to do" to lose weight.

 

[Twinkie]

I think if it were dirt it would look more patchy and it would have a texture to it. It looks like the discoloration is coming from within her skin, not sitting on top of it.

It's BOLTH

 

[Very Honest Content]

Can't watch outside of laughing at the stock iMovie techno beat clips of fat lard adventures in the Bluegrass State due to disgust but allow me summarize this one for you sight unseen:

"I'm Victimlynn, feel bad for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Don't figure out how to adblock my video ads every three minutes so I can afford to eat more.)"

Is that about right?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

> iMovie techno beat clips

I don't have iMovie or any Apple products/iPhone anything so enlighten me? SURELY if she is only now just relying on the free music the comes packaged with her fucking macbook and its editing software, there HAS to be way more tracks to chose from than just this ONE obnoxious fucking WubWubWub techno nonsense right?

Is she just recycling the same song over and over again for the 5th video in a row because she is a lazy hog? Or is she actually doing it on purpose because she knows it irritates the shit out of everybody and she's trolling them all?

 

[ADHD]

The problem is she hates the idea of moving more and eating less.

That, and she has nothing else to do to keep her occupied. She needs to develop some sort of obsessive hobby that will suck up massive chunks of time and completely occupy her mind so that she isn't constantly thinking about food.

Is she just recycling the same song over and over again for the 5th video in a row because she is a lazy hog? Or is she actually doing it on purpose because she knows it irritates the shit out of everybody and she's trolling them all?

Yes.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Everyone knows HOW to lose weight, it’s a extremely simple concept. What Hambone and all these dumb fucks lack is the willpower and self control. The knowledge is as old as time. Unfortunately western civilization has brought us many conveniences; that these lard asses use the extreme; hence the obesity epidemic.

TLDR: Ambers weight loss knowledge is not special

 

[mekalekahi]

She did say she could teach a nutrition class at a college before.

 

[lottalove]

She did say she could teach a nutrition class at a college before.

Now That could be some highly requested content...

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I don't know what's more disgusting, her greasy-ass hair or the fact that she went ahead and put EIGHT ads on this 16-minute video