craving attention 7/6/19

[Dry Gorl]

> Implying that she has ever been pretty
> Implying that she has ever "wanted to do" anything other than being a lazy cunt

The delusion of this bitch is hilarious

How old is this video? 3 months old?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

As a casual observer, the most frustrating thing is that she could shed a lot of weight without putting forth any special effort. She could keep it to 30 carbs a day (which is pretty easy to do) for a few months and the pounds would melt away and getting around would be less taxing. But I guess it's easier to be a pity vacuum?

I guess that advice is sort of like going into a Chris thread and saying 'LOL WHY DOESN'T HE GET A JOB?' though.

 

[ADHD]

Those cats are on their way out.

I'm sure Amber has plenty of viewers who would jump at the chance to adopt those cats.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I love the comment at 8:07 - Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

Everything will be okay for Amber as her bloated carcass is loaded into an animal incinerator to turn into fatty ash.

Eta: Bonus pic

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

This thread is already a goldmine for potential new avatars.

Also....what are the guesstimations as to where this video lands in the Timeline? She had mentioned these questions long before going to the "PsYcHiAtRiSt~" if I'm remembering right...its so hard to tell.
And whats the over/under on her being on the new Meds by this point or not? Again, its just so difficult to fucking tell

 

[LateNightComics]

Videos like this make me wonder why social (justice) media like Twitter try to censor anything. This content is weird as hell and people cheer it on.

 

[Owlflaps]

I think you mistook “attention” for “orange chicken” there, gorl. I think you meant to say “Craving orange chicken,”

 

[Twonkiebar]

She keeps eyefucking herself in the viewfinder yet again. She really can't see how bad she looks.

 

[mekalekahi]

Why do people write these long diet suggestions to her still? She needs to be monitered at a hospital with her food intake and currently she lives freely at her home with a endless income and a enabler so why are you still suggesting shit to her? Its also cringe when people share there family health struggles with her like she gives a shit about that. You would think after the burger king mukbang people would put 2+2 together that she doesnt care what people say.

 

[marjoram]

16 minutes of "self-love". I keep thinking her "content" can't get any worse and then somehow Big Al finds a way.
Go eat, Big Al--it's the only thing you're good at.

 

[Pepper Jack]

From 15:34 onward we get the cocktail I like to call muh bipolar deepreshun:

• 1.5oz cuntylynn gold rum
• 1.5oz victimlynn vodka
• 6oz depreshun juice
• 1/4 tsp amber salt
• Splash of sympathy-baiting seltzer

Shake and serve on the rocks with an amber salted rim. Garnish with a McDonalds French Fry and a McFlurry plastic spoon.

 

[Mandaark]

Don't worry gorls, craving attenshun is TOADULLY normal

Spoiler: lol

She looks high.
Nearly every screenshot she's struggling to keep the fat in her lids up

 

[angela_mariac]

She keeps eyefucking herself in the viewfinder yet again. She really can't see how bad she looks.

I think she must have all mirrors of that house cover to don't have a reflection of herself.... and the only place where she sees pretty herself is on her mobile.... because ins somehow she thinks is not her... is like what she is seeing is someone else... i don't know if i explain well...

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

"Craving Attention"

....yeah? So what else is new? What a fucking shock, a narcissistic whale wants an excuse to make yet another video where she can make money talking about herself while eyefucking herself in the viewfinder. I'm stunned. She may as well just name all of her videos that.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I think she must have all mirrors of that house cover to don't have a reflection of herself.... and the only place where she sees pretty herself is on her mobile.... because ins somehow she thinks is not her... is like what she is seeing is someone else... i don't know if i explain well...

Are you kidding? Have you SEEN how she spends 75-80% of her videos staring at herself, making ducklips, and eyefucking her own bloated fat moonface?
In her completely garbage Dollar Tree haul she had ordered the ThumbTard to buy her a personal mirror and pauses to gaze lovingly at herself into it for a while before carrying on with the fucking vlog.
I can hard guarantee that she giggles and preens and eyefucks herself in every single reflective surface she ever sees....like a fat, dumb, brainless parrot

 

[GinnyPotter]

If you're seriously questioning how Amber's hair is so "amazing" , shave your goddamn head.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Why has watching Amber become some sort of non linear time experiment? This video could be happening now, a week ago, a month ago, 3 months ago... The only constant variable that we have to monitor the passage of time is the ratio of fat to face increase. But time in the Amberverse is a sort of nebulous concept already. Nothing ever changes, every day is the exact same for Amber and the cycles repeat over and over like a closed time loop. I wouldn't even be surprised if every conversation that's had in that house has already been said, word for word before because they're too dumb to remember.

Fuck we need some physicists on this one to figure out how Amber's fat broke reality.

 

[angela_mariac]

Are you kidding? Have you SEEN how she spends 75-80% of her videos staring at herself, making ducklips, and eyefucking her own bloated fat moonface?
In her completely garbage Dollar Tree haul she had ordered the ThumbTard to buy her a personal mirror and pauses to gaze lovingly at herself into it for a while before carrying on with the fucking vlog.
I can hard guarantee that she giggles and preens and eyefucks herself in every single reflective surface she ever sees....like a fat, dumb, brainless parrot

Dunno I think she hates her fat reflection and in somehow she do not like what she can see there... Maybe is my impression but I think she only likes what she can imagine is not real is line she is seeing herself from outside.. like if one of her multiple personalities is watching all from another place.. I don't know if I explain well..

 

[Avril Lavigne]

Newsflash AL!!!! Not applying the plethora of knowledge you apparently have on how to lose weight and instead choosing to gain hundreds of pounds does, in fact, mean you suck at losing weight.

 

[Gorlwiththedragontattoo]

Newsflash AL!!!! Not applying the plethora of knowledge you apparently have on how to lose weight and instead choosing to gain hundreds of pounds does, in fact, mean you suck at losing weight.

The missed opportunity to make your name Avril Liveeeeeeenah is disappointing but I also really like it