Happy Fourth of July Kiwis

[Sprig of Parsley]

Blah Blah... I'm the bad guy for posting the truth.

Why don't you go post some truth on social media about Muslims and see what that gets you in Bongland?

 

[EasyPeasy]

Why don't you go post some truth on social media about Muslims and see what that gets you in Bongland?

I would but I'm too old to use social media, and I don't even remember my passwords anymore.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I would but I'm too old to use social media, and I don't even remember my passwords anymore.

Prescription painkillers really do a number on your memory, yeah.

 

[EasyPeasy]

Prescription painkillers really do a number on your memory, yeah.

Nope. I just haven't logged into facebook for like 10 years.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Blah Blah... I'm the bad guy for posting the truth.

What truth would that be?

 

[EasyPeasy]

What truth would that be?

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

Boy, it's great to be American! I woke up this morning in my cuck cage at the foot of my wife's bed, and I had to sit there for two hours while my wife and her BLACK BVLL made sweet interracial love and finally let me out and made me clean up after! Then they made me cook breakfast for all 7 of xer sons and daughters as well as my 5 adopted BLACK AFRICAN BVLL children (male), and after that (no shower for dirty, filthy me! ) we went downtown to enjoy the 4th of July festivities! On the way, Jamiroquaindis (my wife's BLACK BVLL) said to me, "Ayo wh*Te boi u finna dab on dat dere wallet gibs sum hugga bugga shudda bix nood," and I gladly obliged because of the long history of racism, sexism, transphobia, and general bigotry of our country's horrible past (it feels good to atone for my personal sins!) When we got downtown, my wife (Becky) and Jamiroquaindis told me to take all 15 of their children to the park while they went to a bar to drink and fuck in the bathroom, and I said, "Okay have fun!" So I took all my lovely little interracial and BLACK AFRICAN BVLL snugglebugs to the park and bought them all ice cream to their liking, and one of Jamiroquaindis's little sweet summer children said to me, "Ayo mufuggin cracka ass cracka yuo guna take us dat dere get sum fuggin ribs n sheit" and I said, "Why yes little one, I LOVE everything you love!" and I took all 20 of them to get some barbecue and other great treats. We went downtown to where the foodtrucks and performance stage was, and oh boy it was such a treat! I bought all 30 of them whatever their little interracial hearts desired, and bought myself some ice cream, it was blue moon ice cream with red, white, and blue stripes in it (YUM!!). There was a salsa band playing on stage and I was looking around at all the people and I couldn't help but notice all of the interracial couples with their interracial kids all dancing to salsa music with a Puerto Rican man singing/speaking en Espanol, and a Chinese man walked up to me and said "NI HAO BAIZUO YO MEI YO QUAIZI MA", and suddenly it hit me right then that there's nothing more American than people, food, culture, and music from Afghanistan, Akrotiri, Albania, Algeria, American Samoa, Andorra, Angola, Anguilla, Antarctica, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Aruba, Ashmore and Cartier Islands, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, The, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Bassas da India, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bermuda, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, Bouvet Island, Brazil, British Indian Ocean Territory, British Virgin Islands, Brunei, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Canada, Cape Verde, Cayman Islands, Central African Republic, Chad, Chile, China, Christmas Island, Clipperton Island, Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Colombia, Comoros, Congo, Democratic Republic of the, Congo, Republic of the, Cook Islands, Coral Sea Islands, Costa Rica, Cote d'Ivoire, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dhekelia, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Europa Island, Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas), Faroe Islands, Fiji, Finland, France, French Guiana, French Polynesia, French Southern and Antarctic Lands, Gabon, Gambia, The, Gaza Strip, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Gibraltar, Glorioso Islands, Greece, Greenland, Grenada, Guadeloupe, Guam, Guatemala, Guernsey, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Holy See (Vatican City), Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Isle of Man, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Jan Mayen, Japan, Jersey, Jordan, Juan de Nova Island, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kiribati, Korea, North, Korea, South, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Malta, Marshall Islands, Martinique, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mayotte, Mexico, Micronesia, Federated States of, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Montserrat, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nauru, Navassa Island, Nepal, Netherlands, Netherlands Antilles, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, Niue, Norfolk Island, Northern Mariana Islands, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paracel Islands, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Pitcairn Islands, Poland, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Qatar, Reunion, Romania, Russia, Rwanda, Saint Helena, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia and Montenegro, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Africa, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Spain, Spratly Islands, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Suriname, Svalbard, Swaziland, Sweden, Switzerland, Syria, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand, Timor-Leste, Togo, Tokelau, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tromelin Island, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Turks and Caicos Islands, Tuvalu, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vietnam, Virgin Islands, Wake Island, Wallis and Futuna, West Bank, Western Sahara, Yemen, Zambia, and Zimbabwe. I LOVE BEING AMERICAN!!!! VIVA LA AMERICA! #RESIST

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Really hope that's a copypasta because otherwise that's way too much effort expended

 

[ICametoLurk]

That was it? Where were the tanks?

All this hoopla about a “military parade” and its just a flyover like they always fucking do? I feel like I’ve been bamboozled. Give me my tanks Trump you fuck. You brought a bunch of fucking tanks to DC and then just did a bunch of plane and helicopter flyover while you mumbled some shit from the teleprompter you fucking dickhead.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Fourth of July is lolcow.

 

[gun]

That was it? Where were the tanks?

All this hoopla about a “military parade” and its just a flyover like they always fucking do? I feel like I’ve been bamboozled. Give me my tanks Trump you fuck. You brought a bunch of fucking tanks to DC and then just did a bunch of plane and helicopter flyover while you mumbled some shit from the teleprompter you fucking dickhead.

some illegal would have probably run underneath a tank and gotten their babies legs chopped off just in time for 2020, so trumps people must have wrangled the whole idea in

george hw bush had a parade after the gulf war, and there were protests then

1946 victory parade for ww2

 

[Y2K Baby]

Haha funnie reaction

This was posted in lolcow general originally

 

[ICametoLurk]

some illegal would have probably run underneath a tank and gotten their babies legs chopped off just in time for 2020, so trumps people must have wrangled the whole idea in

That sucks, a spic getting their head smashed by a tank would've been fucking awesome.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Throw the whole fucking lot, only idiots with no taste buds drink tea. Tastes like dirty dish water.

Somebody hasn't tasted Passion tea.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Figured I'd do my part and contribute.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Not only is it Independence Day, it is also Philippine American Friendship Day, so Happy Philippine American Friendship Day:

Filipino-Americans serving in U.S. military retrace roots in PH

The 4th of July is a big holiday for Americans as they celebrate their Independence Day.In the Philippines, July 4 is also Filipino-American Friendship Day. One way to highlight the long-standing Philippine-U.S. alliance is to share the stories of Filipino-Americans serving in the U.S. military.

cnnphilippines.com

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hoGwEsAUMBM
The 4th of July is a big holiday for Americans as they celebrate their Independence Day.
In the Philippines, July 4 is also Filipino-American Friendship Day. One way to highlight the long-standing Philippine-U.S. alliance is to share the stories of Filipino-Americans serving in the U.S. military.

‘Most American of PH cities’ celebrates Fil-Am Day

The “most American city” in the country commemorated Filipino-American Friendship on Thursday (July 4).

globalnation.inquirer.net

‘Most American of PH cities’ celebrates Fil-Am Day
By: Vincent Cabreza - Reporter / @Inquirer_Baguio
Inquirer Northern Luzon / 12:58 PM July 04, 2019

Baguio City, which was designed and built from the ground up by the American colonial government at the start of the 20th century, marked this year’s Filipino-American Friendship Day on Thursday (July 4) at the Malcolm Square. INQUIRER / Vincent Cabreza
BAGUIO CITY –– The “most American city” in the country commemorated Filipino-American Friendship on Thursday (July 4).
Baguio literally owes its existence to the United States, because the mountain city was designed, built and chartered as the summer capital by the American colonial government at the start of the 20th century, said Mayor Benjamin Magalong during a program at the Malcolm Square.
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Magalong said the friendship with the US was most tested in World War II “when Filipino and American soldiers stood side by side as a band of brothers, who bravely and unselfishly gave up their lives [against the invading Imperial Japanese Army].”
“But this friendship runs even deeper in the city of Baguio,” which Magalong described as “the most Americanized of all Philippine cities … whose charter was written by an American [the late Supreme Court Justice George Malcolm, founder of the University of the Philippines College of Law].”

Magalong led the annual wreath-laying ceremonies held at the busts of Malcolm at the square, Kennon Road builder Lyman Kennon at the zigzag road, and famous Chicago architect Daniel Burnham at the famous park he designed when he drew up the plans for building Baguio.
He said many roads and places in the city were named after Baguio’s American founding fathers.


Camp John Hay, for example, is named after John Milton Hay, who was the American Secretary of State when Spain sold the country to the US, sparking the Philippine-American War.
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In his speech, the mayor stressed that Burnham’s plan for the city was for a population of 25,000 residents.
It currently has about 350,000 dwellers, although the population grows to 725,366 people at day time, when students and employees living outside Baguio come to the city.
Magalong said he often prays that “this special friendship will continue to remain strong … through hell and high water by our shared love for freedom and democracy.”

Duterte ‘will definitely’ visit US — PH envoy

President Rodrigo Duterte will “definitely” visit the United States, Philippine Ambassador to the US Jose Manuel Romualdez said.

globalnation.inquirer.net

Duterte ‘will definitely’ visit US — PH envoy
By: Christia Marie Ramos - Reporter / @CMRamosINQ
INQUIRER.net / 12:20 PM July 04, 2019

Philippine Ambassador to the US Jose Manuel Romualdez. INQUIRER FILE PHOTO / LEO M. SABANGAN II.
MANILA, Philippines — President Rodrigo Duterte will “definitely” visit the United States, Philippine Ambassador to the US Jose Manuel Romualdez said.
“So far, there’s no definite date but I know that he’s (Duterte) going. So there’s no definite date but he definitely will go to the United States,” Romualdez told reporters in a chance interview during the celebration of the 243rd anniversary of the U.S. Independence Day in Makati City Wednesday night.
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“He indicated that he would like to go, but it’s just a question of timing. There’s a lot of things going on now, we have the Asean [Association of Southeast Asian Nations], we have the APEC [Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation], so we’re going to see [when], and of course it’s election in the US, that’s why,” he explained.
The President’s relationship with the US, a longtime ally of the Philippines, took a sour turn during the term of former US President Barack Obama, who has been critical of the Duterte administration’s brutal crackdown on illegal drugs.

However, his relationship with the Western power improved after Donald Trump, whom he considers his “good friend,” assumed the US presidency.
Trump even extended an invitation to Duterte during the Asean Summit in November 2017.


Duterte has time and again said he would never visit the US again, even claiming at one time that his hectic schedule was stopping him from going to America. (Editor: Jonathan P. Vicente)

And in a related news, Philippines will prepare for China:

Manila to conduct own probe into Chinese ‘missile tests’ in South China Sea

Pentagon had described the development as ‘disturbing’

gulfnews.com

Manila to conduct own probe into Chinese ‘missile tests’ in South China Sea
Pentagon had described the development as ‘disturbing’
Published: July 04, 2019 15:38Gilbert P. Felongco, Correspondent

Manila: The Philippine government will carry out its own investigations into the reported “missile tests” by China in the South China Sea the palace said on Thursday.
“We will conduct our own inquiry. Whether it is possible or not (missile launch) we will wait for the inquiry,” Presidential Spokesman Salvador Panelo said in a press briefing.
Earlier, reports came out that China had launched anti-ship ballistic missiles from one of its islands in the South China Sea recently. If true, the projectiles from these base could potentially cover a wide swathe of the sea between the Philippines, Vietnam and other countries in the area.

The Pentagon described this development is “disturbing.”
Aside from China, the Philippines, Vietnam, Taiwan, Malaysia and Brunei claim several islets in the South China Sea and have built their own bases in these areas.

National Security Adviser Hermogenes Esperon said that while the matter is “serious” the Philippines will not “speculate” on the matter.
US Ambassador to the Philippines Sun Kim, during a press briefing on the occasion of the Philippine-American Friendship Day and anniversary of the United States’ independence called on countries to exercise restraint on the matter.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

My baby cousin was born during the night, so this is going to be a different few days for us.

 

[EasyPeasy]

My baby cousin was born during the night, so this is going to be a different few days for us.

My condolences to your baby cousin.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

My condolences to your baby cousin.

He's healthy and his parents are happy, why should anybody give a shit?

 

[EasyPeasy]

He's healthy and his parents are happy, why should anybody give a shit?

It was born an American, again my condolences.