Happy Fourth of July Kiwis

You Yanks seriously celebrate some idiots who wrote down on a piece of paper that they wanted independence declaring it a law and then made up fake history about beating us British or that we surrendered at Lexington, and the whole Paul Revere saga that never actually happened.

I wish I could just write things down on paper and then they just magically come true.
No need to be salty, Bong. I'll go throw a few bags of tea in the harbor for you tonight.
 
You Yanks seriously celebrate some idiots who wrote down on a piece of paper that they wanted independence declaring it a law and then made up fake history about beating us British or that we surrendered at Lexington, and the whole Paul Revere saga that never actually happened.

I wish I could just write things down on paper and then they just magically come true.
you just did LOL BTFO!!!!!


 
I wish I could just write things down on paper and then they just magically come true.

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There will soon be an end to this cold and wicked war
When those hard headed Communists get what they're lookin' for
Only one thing that will stop them and their atrocious bunch
If General MacArthur drops an atomic bomb

Now over in Korea our boys have fought and fell
But they died just like heroes amid the many shot and killed
They had their hands tied behind them and were murdered by the score
By those dirty minded Communists who started this sad war

There'll be fire, dust and metal flying all around
And the radioactivity will burn them to the ground
If there's any Commies left they'll be all on the run
If General MacArthur drops an atomic bomb

Old hard headed Joe will be feelin' mighty blue
When he finds out he's bitten off more than he can chew
For his aggression will be ended and the job will be well done
If General MacArthur drops an atomic bomb

Old MacArthur has the power to stop those murderin' thieves
And he'll make them sorry for their underhanded schemes
Just leave it to the general for he really has the nerve
To give no good Communists just what they deserve

There'll be fire, dust and metal flying all around
And the radioactivity will burn their playhouse down
If there's any Commies left they'll be all on the run
If General MacArthur drops an atomic bomb

God bless America!
 
Lets get some good shit in here:

I'll let the Field Marshall of the Bicentennial himself, Johnny Cash, start the show.

I dare you to not get chills listening to this anthem of God's Chosen Nation:

What was that, Charlie Daniels? Put our feet back on the path of righteousness? Right away, boss!

We're such a great and diverse people, we even have Mormons - and gosh they can sing!
Most people don't know the lyrics past the first verse:
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for pilgrim feet,
Whose stern, impassioned stress
A thoroughfare for freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!

O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine,
Till all success be nobleness,
And every gain divine!

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
 
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