Disaster E. Jean Carroll claims Trump raped her - Here we go again

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A veteran New York lifestyle journalist in a first-person essay published Friday says Donald Trump raped her in a dressing room at a ritzy Manhattan department store in the mid-1990s — one of the most serious accusations of sexual assault ever lobbed against the president.

E. Jean Carroll, best known for hosting a namesake talk show on NBC between 1994 and 1996, made the claim in New York magazine.
Carroll, now 75, said the rape took place in the fall of 1995 or spring 1996 while she was shopping at Bergdorf Goodman.

Trump — who has been accused of sexual misconduct by at least 19 women and has himself bragged on tape about his proclivity for grabbing women’s genitals — vehemently denied Carroll’s allegation via a White House spokesman.


“This is a completely false and unrealistic story surfacing 25 years after allegedly taking place and was created simply to make the president look bad,” the spokesman said.
 
Jim Crow and Emmett Till
Kennedy was shot
9/11.
I lost my driver's license once

Trump did all of these things. He stole your driver's licence so he could buy a fake beard and a towel and hijack some planes to crash into the WTCs, then he parachuted out onto the grassy knoll, shot Kennedy and then raped this old bitch in whatever department store she was in, in both 1996 and 1995 and then he was going to blame Jim Crow and Emmett Till, but then he thought nah, fuck these niggers and he shot them, coz he hates black people so much.
Then he laughed. Menacingly.
 
Whenever the Democrats realize they can't skew, cheat or lie their way to power, out come the rape accusations, the racism labels and the completely transparent projection.

When this fails, some Mexican gardener is going to say he molested her while calling her a wetback with a wet fronthole.
 
So the timeline described is as follows:

-At some point in a vague 6-month window she follows a stranger into a busy upscale Manhattan department store to try on sheer lingerie for him because it'd be funny (???)
-When they enter the dressing room together he throws her around and assaults her without any shoppers or employees apprently noticing, despite the fact that most department stores had locked dressing rooms with a dedicated attendant back in the 90s
-Drumphf successfully undresses her with one hand while holding her in place with the other, then somehow shoves his entire dick into her unprepared vagina with no lube all while standing up and pinning a much shorter person against the wall
-105 lb lifestyle columnist finds her feirce inner strength and overpowers the 6'2" man pinning her down, then runs out of the store without ever alerting anyone but her two best friends because reasons
-Doesn't contact the police because reasons, doesn't seek medical treatment for her head injury or the painful genital injuries that most forcible rape victims suffer because reasons, only speaks up decades later as presidential primaries loom on the horizon because reasons
-Dosen't seem to have witnesses to back her up, despite this happening in the middle of the day in the busiest place on the North American continent

yeah everything checks out lol
 
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"President Trump raped me" will be a meme by the election.

Unfortunately said memetic accusations are levied against a being which at this point is already a walking meme and so they serve only to increase his power.
 
"President Trump raped me" will be a meme by the election.

Unfortunately said memetic accusations are levied against a being which at this point is already a walking meme and so they serve only to increase his power.
My favourite thing about Trump is that he has the magic words that stop this shit in its tracks :

"lol, calm down."
 
"President Trump raped me" will be a meme by the election.

Unfortunately said memetic accusations are levied against a being which at this point is already a walking meme and so they serve only to increase his power.
It's like when Gozer asked the Ghostbusters to choose the form of their destroyer. Except it was the DNC and someone had been binge watching The Apprentice the night before.
 
But black men being accused of rape is evocative of Jim Crow and Emmett Till* so that's racist. Only white and Citrus-Americans that's an orange man joke, I'm clever you see are allowed to be rapists.

The way rape has been described to me, it seems like remembering the event is like remembering where you were when Kennedy was shot or where you were on 9/11.

I lost my driver's license once and coincidentally the social security office had me under the wrong name so I had to run around various offices to get my identity in order. Pain in the ass to remedy this situation, but all I can tell you is it was also around 08 or 09. So... yeah.

*just kidding, modern progressives don't know who Emmett Till was.
Just imagine someone talking about some other traumatic thing this way.
"My parents died, it was awful, worst time of my life.. what? You want to know when? Uh, 98 or 99 probably. It was either summer or winter. Summer or winter, who knows, amirite?"
 
Wow, what a time for this "story" to break. I'm sure it's not a coincidence!
I sincerely hope you mean the fact that this woman has a memoir that just released and is currently on a promotional tour for it, and not that Trump's political opposition was retarded enough to try and fabricate an October Surprise-tier revelation 17 months before the election and a full year before they've even determined their nominee. This won't be a national discussion outside of maybe the first round of Democrat debates next week.
 
This chick is so ugly she hopes she was raped by a troon simply to be touched by another living being. I'm so tired of this. Where was all this outrage with Clinton was assaultin' and rapin' all dem wommens and telling them to put some ice on it?
 
try and fabricate an October Surprise-tier revelation
If this is the best they can come up with them they'd better use the next year to step up their game. I fully expect to be preached to about how Trump is a Red Lectroid from Planet Ten come 2020.
 
Inb4 I wouldn't rape her jokes. I think the Don has better taste than that also she is 75 fuckin years old. Why in gods name would you wait so long? Statute of limitations is up you dumb ass also bringing it up when he wants to commit to a second term makes you look like a clout chasing whore. These people piss me off its like report it right away so the same shit doesn't happen again to someone else. :stress:
 
I don't always rape strangers, but when I do it's in broad daylight at luxury department stores in midtown manhattan
 
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