🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

1]However, it matters not what level of writer I am, as none of you will ever have anything printed & purchased internationally (my goal which shall eventually be met) unless it is connected to a Unabomber-like situation

I got paid three grand to write a 13 page comic for a video game company in 2013. I'm now trying to work on my original fiction having had a taste of that sweet, sweet paper.

How much are you getting paid for your work?
 
Null wrote he was the only one with the power to make it go away. If so, I simply must wait for him to do the right thing. The thread has gone inactive before, & someone (not me, contrary to some statements) re-activates it. (A main reason I am so upset by its mere existence: Total strangers feel free to attack me, my life, etc. when their doing so repeatedly makes it abundantly clear they have no "lives" to "speak of" of their own.)
Why wait for him to do 'the right thing' instead of actively taking steps towards convincing Null he should remove this thread?
 
TJ, serious question do you enjoy hanging out here? Its clear we aren't going to take down the thread. Its been clear for 218 pages. The only thing I can wrap my head around is you actually like hanging out on these forums.
 
I see where the confusion is. We're both using "go away" to mean different things.

In that case, this thread will never, ever go away the way you want it to. You had the opportunity to make it go away long ago but you blew it by being an asshole towards everyone. At this point there is nothing you can do. The best you can hope for is that thread drops off the first page, forgotten by the rest of us.

The page will be forgotten quite quickly, the same way many of you forget things most people learned in school, the names of your dates &/or relatives, & other things.

Also, I never blew anything by being an a--hole towards any of you... If that ended things, the thread would have been removed before it filled one page or I ever found it.

Also, don't assume I never held a job or that I will be running representing Dems or Reps...

TJ, serious question do you enjoy hanging out here? Its clear we aren't going to take down the thread. Its been clear for 218 pages. The only thing I can wrap my head around is you actually like hanging out on these forums.

No I don't, no it isn't, & no it hasn't. (Whoops! My mistake. It's clear none of you will remove it, but I suspect Null or another staffer with some intelligence &/or integrity will.)

Also, I have no idea what those steps might be, as I have done everything I can think of to convince him. My only guess is he allows it to remain b/c he wants you all to be happy, & cares more about that than treating intelligent, respectable people fairly & with respect.
 
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Also, I never blew anything by being an a--hole towards any of you... If that ended things, the thread would have been removed before it filled one page or I ever found it.
Hm, look what I found on page one:
Called that ASSumption by all of you (accent on the first three letters due to the -holes you all are, as well as the holes you have proven must be in your heads) for the shit that it is/was.

Why look at that! It's you being an asshole. If you didn't have this attitude you could have gotten this thread removed, but instead of asking nicely you blew it and ensured that this thread would remain forever.


I suspect Null or another staffer with some intelligence &/or integrity will.)

He won't.

lso, I have no idea what those steps might be, as I have done everything I can think of to convince him.

There would have been two steps: don't be an asshole and ask nicely. You couldn't do either.
 
No I don't, no it isn't, & no it hasn't. (Whoops! My mistake. It's clear none of you will remove it, but I suspect Null or another staffer with some intelligence &/or integrity will.)

Also, I have no idea what those steps might be, as I have done everything I can think of to convince him. My only guess is he allows it to remain b/c he wants you all to be happy, & cares more about that than treating intelligent, respectable people fairly & with respect.

Well Null is a good guy and cares deeply about us, I suppose you might be right.
 
Also, don't assume I never held a job or that I will be running representing Dems or Reps...
I never thought it was a stretch to say you had a job. I actually have photo evidence.

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Hm, look what I found on page one:


Why look at that! It's you being an asshole. If you didn't have this attitude you could have gotten this thread removed, but instead of asking nicely you blew it and ensured that this thread would remain forever.

Look what I found on Page 219... You saying a lot, but never denying the claim I made in the post you quoted that all (or at least most) of you are a--holes. Therefore, what I did is often referred to as "the golden rule". I suspect when it's all handled properly, this place will shine like gold as the brightest member (& all parts pertaining to him) leave.
 
It would have ended, but as I have said within the thread, the aim is for it to disappear, not simply become inactive as many of you no doubt do quite often. Also, regardless if the thread were 2 pages or 2000, either number is much longer than any thread about me should (or eventually will) be.

Lastly, why do I believe this thread and everything about you will go away from here when we all say it won't? Because I believe what you say 800 times as much as I believe anything you say once, which is to say I believe it as much as you have ever given me reason to believe it. Many posts in this thread have been members telling me if I left the thread for a while, it would go away. I was completely offline for literally weeks (if not months), & during that time, the thread not only remained here, but remained active & ongoing.

Dance, little man, dance. Caper for our amusement.
 
Look what I found on Page 219... You saying a lot, but never denying the claim I made in the post you quoted that all (or at least most) of you are a--holes. Therefore, what I did is often referred to as "the golden rule". I suspect when it's all handled properly, this place will shine like gold as the brightest member (& all parts pertaining to him) leave.
I've yet to truly be an asshole to you TJ. I made some snarky remarks, but only after you generalized me and dismissed me as just another asshole. I'm a pretty nice guy, TJ, and I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. And what you've been told is absolutely true. If you came in with a cool head, and talked it out rationally like an adult, this thread could have gone away. It's happened before. Hell people have had threads here about them and ended up joining and being accepted by the community. You had that chance and you blew it, by acting just like any other lolcow.
 
Look what I found on Page 219... You saying a lot, but never denying the claim I made in the post you quoted that all (or at least most) of you are a--holes. Therefore, what I did is often referred to as "the golden rule". I suspect when it's all handled properly, this place will shine like gold as the brightest member (& all parts pertaining to him) leave.
Like a lot of things I don't think you understand the golden rule.
 
No I don't, no it isn't, & no it hasn't. (Whoops! My mistake. It's clear none of you will remove it, but I suspect Null or another staffer with some intelligence &/or integrity will.)

Also, I have no idea what those steps might be, as I have done everything I can think of to convince him. My only guess is he allows it to remain b/c he wants you all to be happy, & cares more about that than treating intelligent, respectable people fairly & with respect.
You're starting to get boring tpain. Was that your plan all along? To come here and be like fuel to a fire that would burn itself out?

Genius. Actually if you wanted to ditch the perfect time to go away would be right before chris chan's trial or whenever eli burns down the weed shack. Go take a look at raving sporks thread if you can find it and notice even she was able to slip off our radar. I can't even remember the femine pad guy's name
 
Look what I found on Page 219... You saying a lot, but never denying the claim I made in the post you quoted that all (or at least most) of you are a--holes. Therefore, what I did is often referred to as "the golden rule". I suspect when it's all handled properly, this place will shine like gold as the brightest member (& all parts pertaining to him) leave.
The golden rule doesn't fucking work like that Teej.

"Treat others the way you want to be treated." - notice how there is no '& if they don't treat you kindly from the start you have every reason to be an asshole to them (they will go along with your wishes because they are not as intelligent as you &/or they know is the right thing to do.' Addendum.
 
Look what I found on Page 219... You saying a lot, but never denying the claim I made in the post you quoted that all (or at least most) of you are a--holes. Therefore, what I did is often referred to as "the golden rule". I suspect when it's all handled properly, this place will shine like gold as the brightest member (& all parts pertaining to him) leave.

I would check the grammar of that last sentence. Also, I don't think you quite understand the golden rule...
 
TJ, I'm the one that bumped the thread after your extended absence. Had it sunk again, I probably wouldn't have bumped it again, but you came back after the resurgence of posts, which is where we are now.

On another note, TJ, what do you think this forum is for?
 
I suspect when it's all handled properly, this place will shine like gold as the brightest member (& all parts pertaining to him) leave.
Oh, that's poor word choice on your part, because according to a number of online dictionaries:
mem·ber
(mĕm′bər)n.
1. A distinct part of a whole, especially:
a. Linguistics A syntactic unit of a sentence; a clause.
b. Logic A proposition of a syllogism.
c. Mathematics An element in a set.
2. A part or an organ of a human or animal body, as:
a. A limb, such as an arm or a leg.
b. The penis.

So, basically, you (because who the hell else would you talk about with that kind of praise other than you?) are saying that when all this is handled properly, this place is going to shine as the biggest dick (a.k.a. you) leaves.

By your own admission, you just indirectly confessed that even you see yourself as the biggest dick here and yet accuse all of us for being rude and inferior somehow?
 
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