🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

1] Hip, never attempt to discuss what's in my mind until you have on of your own. Also, I agree to not being "gifted", as I believe that word now has both positive & negative connotations/definitions. However, it matters not what level of writer I am, as none of you will ever have anything printed & purchased internationally (my goal which shall eventually be met) unless it is connected to a Unabomber-like situation

2] Flossman, I don't recall the last time I even attempted to Login to my Skype, nor do I believe there is any chance of anyone here being im[artial in any conversation or other situation that also involves me.
Does this illustration mean anything to you TJ?
I think it's a pretty little metaphor for your current situation.
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The threads about me shall be removed... The only question that need be asked by any of us (not that any of you could ever honestly/truthfully answer any question) is not if but when.
TJ, I just instructed the Wayback Machine at the Internet Archive Project to save a copy of this thread for posterity. It is now preserved for future generations. Welcome to the internet.
 
Not only is this yet again a statement assuming what (if any) Null's reaction would be involving me doing/saying something & the threads involving me, which he is neither confirming nor denying. It is also assuming I ever had anything to apologize for, which is not only untrue, but the exact opposite of the truth, as I should be the one others (not necessarily Null) apologize to.
I think you need to apologize for your atrocious grammar pal.
 
Not only is this yet again a statement assuming what (if any) Null's reaction would be involving me doing/saying something & the threads involving me, which he is neither confirming nor denying. It is also assuming I ever had anything to apologize for, which is not only untrue, but the exact opposite of the truth, as I should be the one others (not necessarily Null) apologize to.
why do you believe this thread and everything about you will go away from here when we all say it won't?
 
This is the Streisand Effect in play. The more TJ screams for this thread to cease existing the more powerful it becomes.
What if that's what TJ wants? What if he knows that and is using this forum to make his name become more visible to the outside world in an attempt to jump-start his political campaign?
 
However, it matters not what level of writer I am, as none of you will ever have anything printed & purchased internationally

Piffle. I have, and that and $2.50 will get me a cup of coffee. Writing and publishing isn't complicated, but striking it rich from writing is to some degree a matter of luck. Still, we press on.

If you really want to be a professional writer, Mr. Church, you would do well to hang out at writers' forums (the forums at AbsoluteWrite.com and PW.org are two good places to start) and get the info you need on submitting your work for publication.

Writing is a job, not a mystical order of adepts. You just do the work, send it out, send it out again if it gets rejected. Lather, rinse, repeat. The hardest part is doing the work.
 
I long ago became OK with people not liking what I wrote for newspapers, pulished bpoks, etc.

I guess internet writings don't count, then? After all, you made it clear you vehemently despise criticism of your CHYOO contributions to the point you insist there are no problems in your work. And topping it off, you've gone on to contradict your work to insist that you're never wrong while hoping no one is intelligent enough to notice the contradiction even though you do nothing to hide the contradictions.
 
I actually published some of TJ's writing today! And by publish, I mean I made a bunch of copies of it on a work printer and used it as part of a training exercise. There was a contest to find who could take TJ's reams of words and cut it down the most while retaining grammatical coherence. The winner managed to trim the bit in question down by almost 70%.
 
This is the Streisand Effect in play. The more TJ screams for this thread to cease existing the more powerful it becomes.
Seriously. This thread was not terribly interesting and would have shriveled up and died after 10 posts had young Master Church not shown up to mouth off at everyone for 200+ pages. I know it wasn't on my radar until I noticed him ranting at people every night on here.
 
Seriously. This thread was not terribly interesting and would have shriveled up and died after 10 posts had young Master Church not shown up to mouth off at everyone for 200+ pages.

It would have ended, but as I have said within the thread, the aim is for it to disappear, not simply become inactive as many of you no doubt do quite often. Also, regardless if the thread were 2 pages or 2000, either number is much longer than any thread about me should (or eventually will) be.

Lastly, why do I believe this thread and everything about you will go away from here when we all say it won't? Because I believe what you say 800 times as much as I believe anything you say once, which is to say I believe it as much as you have ever given me reason to believe it. Many posts in this thread have been members telling me if I left the thread for a while, it would go away. I was completely offline for literally weeks (if not months), & during that time, the thread not only remained here, but remained active & ongoing.
 
I think you misunderstand. We mean go inactive. The thread will never go away unless Null, Katsu, DeagleDad, and every digital copy of the forums all spontaneously combust at once.

And even then, someone OCD enough to have copied it all will upload this thread somewhere as an image.
 
It would have ended, but as I have said within the thread, the aim is for it to disappear, not simply become inactive as many of you no doubt do quite often. Also, regardless if the thread were 2 pages or 2000, either number is much longer than any thread about me should (or eventually will) be.

Lastly, why do I believe this thread and everything about you will go away from here when we all say it won't? Because I believe what you say 800 times as much as I believe anything you say once, which is to say I believe it as much as you have ever given me reason to believe it. Many posts in this thread have been members telling me if I left the thread for a while, it would go away. I was completely offline for literally weeks (if not months), & during that time, the thread not only remained here, but remained active & ongoing.
Then why do you still believe us when we told you that it's possible to take it down? I think it's cause you like us TJ.
 
I think you misunderstand. We mean go inactive. The thread will never go away unless Null, Katsu, DeagleDad, and every digital copy of the forums all spontaneously combust at once.

And even then, someone OCD enough to have copied it all will upload this thread somewhere as an image.

Null wrote he was the only one with the power to make it go away. If so, I simply must wait for him to do the right thing. The thread has gone inactive before, & someone (not me, contrary to some statements) re-activates it. (A main reason I am so upset by its mere existence: Total strangers feel free to attack me, my life, etc. when their doing so repeatedly makes it abundantly clear they have no "lives" to "speak of" of their own.)

Then why do you still believe us when we told you that it's possible to take it down?

Prove it.
 
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Null wrote he was the only one with the power to make it go away. If so, I simply must wait for him to do the right thing. The thread has gone inactive before, & someone (not me, contrary to some statements) re-activates it. (A main reason I am so upset by its mere existence: Total strangers feel free to attack me, my life, etc. when their doing so repeatedly makes it abundantly clear they have no "lives" to "speak of" of their own.)
Says the guy that's never held a job and thinks either of the two major political parties will support his bid for office.
 
Many posts in this thread have been members telling me if I left the thread for a while, it would go away.

I see where the confusion is. We're both using "go away" to mean different things.

In that case, this thread will never, ever go away the way you want it to. You had the opportunity to make it go away long ago but you blew it by being an asshole towards everyone. At this point there is nothing you can do. The best you can hope for is that thread drops off the first page, forgotten by the rest of us.


HA HA, no.
 
Give Null a few hundred dollars worth of Coke Zero &/or sleep with Katsukitty and it can go away.
 
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