Anyone you really would like to join KF? - Cow or otherwise

[TiggerNits]

Hulk Hogan so he could feud with our very own @Hollywood Hulk Hogan

 

[Sundae]

After watching this video the other day:

I want Uwe Boll to join this site. It would be hilarious to watch the banter between him and the members here.

 

[PL 001]

His trolling days are behind him, but it would be interesting to have Liquid here. Surfshack Tito as well.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

PewDiePie and Notch, though I suspect Notch might already post here.

 

[JM 590]

I wish @Lowtax would post more

 

[KittyGremlin]

The infamous hacker known as ForChin

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Not gonna lie, I really want Nulyu to come down into the ProJared thread, and try to claim that he totally wasn't the one Heidi was cheating with. You know, despite the massive amount of evidence pointing to the contrary.

 

[Remove Goat]

Andrew Torba so Null has a therapeutic chew toy.

edit: lol

 

[PT 522]

Donald Trump Sr AND Jr. The shitposting gene runs in the family.

 

[Crabbo]

Oney or Dingdong, thought it is suspected that DD is at least a regular lurker.

I definitely get that feel as well.
They often use terms that give me a solid kiwi feel...

Or they could just be world class Autismos with funny scream.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Russell Greer, but it's never going to happen.

Kanye West would be a double-edged sword, but he'd be a joy to have here.

 

[GS 281]

dril

 

[J A N D E K]

Harmony Korine

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Kanye West would be a double-edged sword, but he'd be a joy to have here.

Find someone he hates who has a thread here and send him a link through Instagram. Kanye is petty enough to browse forums looking for gossip on tards.

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

unironically pewdiepie

OR william shatner

 

[Solo Wing Pixy]

Elon Musk, I'm curious what he would post. Also Vince Desi, Mike J, and any of the other Running With Scissors guys might be an interesting addition.

 

[Pina Colada]

I have some online friends who would be a nice fit for this site- sarcastic, down to earth, and are occasional shitposters. I can't say that they'd love every forum and thread, but at least are neutral about the atmosphere.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Hitler.

 

[Jmz_33]

Alex Jones.

I would love to see what kind of crazy he shit he would post.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Alex Jones.

I would love to see what kind of crazy he shit he would post.

"YER TURNING THE TROONS GAY!"

On a more serious note, does Zoe Quinn have an account here? If not, I'd like her to join- not one of her white knights, but the lady herself, personally defending her honor. That would be something to behold.