Anyone you really would like to join KF? - Cow or otherwise

[Guts Gets Some]

I was going to put this into lolcow, but then thought I guess someone you'd want to join doesn't necessarily have to be a cow, hence here.

List who and why.


Given the current situation, I'd say it would be great if ProJared (or any of his harem) joined to try and rationalize it here. But I think for now @Alan Pardew is a good enough substitute to get the experience.


Lastly, and probably most for me, Tommy Wiseau would be amazing to have here. I shouldn't even have to elaborate.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Henry Rollins
I feel like having him along would improve any situation.

 

[Damn Near]

Henry Rollins
I feel like having him along would improve any situation.

that old closet queen probably can't even use hotmail

edit: On topic, I'd say CWC, but the autism overload would be truly gilding the lily

 

[gobbogobb]

DSP just to watch the autism singularity in real time

 

[Crippled_Retard]

having sargon himself show up in his thread and go on long-winded rants about saving the west would be pretty great tbh

I came into this thread with no one in mind, and now I desperately want to see this happen.

 

[Just A Butt]

Oney or Dingdong, though it is suspected that DD is at least a regular lurker.

Edit: spelling

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Guru Larry or Joel from Vinesauce. It's probably a no brainer that the former lurks and I've heard spatterings that the latter also lurks here.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I came into this thread with no one in mind, and now I desperately want to see this happen.

Write me an essay, Carl.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

edit: On topic, I'd say CWC, but the autism overload would be truly gilding the lily

https://kiwifarms.pa/members/legendarychristorian.18572/

Wish already granted.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/good-day-people.34903/

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/i-curse-each-and-every-one-of-you-all.34943/

 

[IV 445]

Donald Trump

 

[Colmerry]

https://kiwifarms.net/members/legendarychristorian.18572/
Wish already granted.

I believe that this is also Chris:
https://kiwifarms.net/members/paintingatree.222/

 

[Damn Near]

https://kiwifarms.pa/members/legendarychristorian.18572/

Wish already granted.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/good-day-people.34903/

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/i-curse-each-and-every-one-of-you-all.34943/

I will never cease to be amused by the absolutely bizarre way he phrases sentences

 

[Black Waltz]

Oney if he doesn't already lurk here

 

[ProgKing of the North]

This dude that spergs all over a local development forum I post on so I can call him an autistic faggot without facing any consequences

 

[Marco Fucko]

Linus Torvalds so he can develop Kiwix and write under the code of conduct "just don't be a faggot".

 

[cumdungeon]

Zech Strumsky for sure.

 

[Red Hood]

Dobson...join us.

I mean what else are you doing with your time? Getting better at tracing?

 

[Bob Page]

MovieBob, the opportunity to verbally rip him a new one over his insanely autistic world views would make any day a blast.

 

[Foxxo]

Donald Trump.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

My dad.

He would sperg and it would be glorious.