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I suspect we'll get at least two fake cums from him per Nioh stream, as well as him naming the stream "Oh, The Camera's On? It Was NIOH 2 ALPHA STREAM! The Whole Time, Huh?!"
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He's using his clout and connections to get a leg up on other streamers and be in the select few of people streaming the Nioh alpha?!In coming
This is How You Dont Play Nioh 2
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Let's start with some of the most memorable Nioh Fanart
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And Let's not forget the most famous event that makes Phil a household name in the streaming world happened indeed during his Nioh Stream
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Maximillion is streaming it right now. So are 28 other streamers. He thinks he's gonna get attention but as always he's at least two days too late.He's using his clout and connections to get a leg up on other streamers and be in the select few of people streaming the Nioh alpha?!
He's using his clout and connections to get a leg up on other streamers and be in the select few of people streaming the Nioh alpha?!
So he does have what seems to be at least one fan that is a legitimate video game industry "insider".
He hated the first one, never redemption rund it. Wonder if he gonna ragequit the sequel too.In coming
This is How You Dont Play Nioh 2
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Let's start with some of the most memorable Nioh Fanart
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And Let's not forget the most famous event that makes Phil a household name in the streaming world happened indeed during his Nioh Stream
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During one of Phil's many rants, he cried about not having enough to time to spend with Kat because after he's done streaming he has to upload videos (sitting at his computer), take a shower (standing under running water) and pay bills (sitting at his computer). Truly a very busy man. He complained that he needs to know how much he has for the next day (his day off) because he and Kat were going out, presumably to shop for shit at IKEA or for dinner or both. If you're THAT strapped for cash that you're not sure you can pay for a night out, then don't go out so often. Nope, he must go out on his day off otherwise his horse will run away. He also makes his own schedule, which means he could schedule his entire day around spending time with Kat, but he refuses to do it. Nope, he absolutely has to stick to his autistic schedule (unless he gets "sick," then plans can change without a problem). He acts like he's a helpless victim of the cosmos, bound to whatever fate has been laid out for him and there's nothing he can do. It's pathetic. Phil will ride this lifestyle out until it becomes monetarily impossible to do so and even then he'll still try to force it. This all ends with Phil wasting his last dollars on something stupid and blaming everybody but himself when he has nothing in his life worth giving a shit about.It's not attention grabbing enough on it's own to have made any recent detractor bitesize clips on twitter but when addressing a cheer about having to pay backtaxes (and getting irate over it obviously) yesterday, Phil said if he had known he was going to incur a bunch of additional fees on top he would have saved money instead of spending it all on "other things". Like I say not too attention grabbing but it's these little mid-flow fractures that always expose the manner in which he arranges his deceit.
If you consider the way he'll prostrate himself before the crowd and harp on about being able to afford jack and shit, spin a tale of woe that every penny goes straight to bills then clearly these "other things" are in reference to something other than bills. This was throughout an exasperated segment where he acknowledges that no mattah wut he do he can't catch a break and there's always some other evil entity lurking behind him after his rainy day pissing money. By his own crooked yardstick he should have built himself an ark and loaded on the animals to save them and spare Katherine the animal lover's feelings. Instead he'd blow his last $30 on a trip to the CT zoo to see the animals before he and they both die in the flood. Nothing he could do.
Knows things keep going wrong and should save money + never actually saves any money = I don't think you should get any 20 Year Legacy shirts ready ahead of time on teespring just yet, phil. The twisted element is I really think he's content to just keep on anticipating the cash to roll on forever and while he hasn't seen any reason to expect an alternative, that he believes he's earned the right to have that chat continue to wipe his ass for the rest of life is disgusting.
Yeah, she's been around for a while, though not frequently.
lolnotake a shower (standing under running water)
Thank you for legit blowing my mind.
At least now I can trust Phil on how he finds his soulmaids, they really do seek out his attention. But my god those daddy issues must be insane.
Edit: Nevermind, I see how it is.
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Man I see some trends now
Most Phil's fans have at least 2 or more of the following characteristics:
1. European
2. Disabled
3. Furry
4. LGBTQ
5. Autistic
6. Attention seeking immature people
I cannot help but wonder what draws them to DSP.
I have a theory but I want to kill myself for even considering it. What if they want to fuck DSP? They see some sort of "alpha" male, father figure or some exceptional shit. That would also explain why they always draw him like a buff dude, I guess?
I really want to find that one fan, like Steve. Who likes football or basketball, plays online games for fun and even if you lose messages you "we did our best, gg", is outgoing and only has sex with his girlfriend who he is married to. Can we fucking have one normal DSP fan, please.
Does he have to sit on a stool while taking a stool though.lolno
He literally has to sit on a stool while he showers.
Don't forget Pajeets with daddies credit card backed up with oil money and/or money from selling frozen naan bread and butter chicken.Man I see some trends now
Most Phil's fans have at least 2 or more of the following characteristics:
1. European
2. Disabled
3. Furry
4. LGBTQ
5. Autistic
6. Attention seeking immature people
Nah it's random. I got an email for it about 8 hours ago.He's using his clout and connections to get a leg up on other streamers and be in the select few of people streaming the Nioh alpha?!
I disagree. I don't think special people are somehow drawn to DSP. I just think they're all that's left because normal people leave right after finding him and are never noticed.I cannot help but wonder what draws them to DSP.
If you're writing for reactions you're Doing It Wrong.
Unpopular opinion, but I say he's super aware, even more aware than others. But only, and really just only, due trough projection. He's able to accurately describe his entire character, every flaw, every action he does, as long as he can strawman someone. Then add his "depression voice" from the back of his head which tells him he deserves nothing and has no talent, WAUW.Also, every autistic person I've known, including myself, has strong awareness of themselves. We may struggle understanding it, but we're aware. Whereas Phil has sub-zero self-awareness.
Unpopular opinion, but, I prefer to sit down in the shower, it eases the transition of the sweet release of sleep to the horrible reality of the world for me.lolno
He literally has to sit on a stool while he showers.