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I suspect we'll get at least two fake cums from him per Nioh stream, as well as him naming the stream "Oh, The Camera's On? It Was NIOH 2 ALPHA STREAM! The Whole Time, Huh?!"
 
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Let's start with some of the most memorable Nioh Fanart


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And Let's not forget the most famous event that makes Phil a household name in the streaming world happened indeed during his Nioh Stream


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He's using his clout and connections to get a leg up on other streamers and be in the select few of people streaming the Nioh alpha?!
 
He's using his clout and connections to get a leg up on other streamers and be in the select few of people streaming the Nioh alpha?!

This is one of those things I've never had a reason to post before: This woman "Katastrophe" is a partnered Twitch streamer that has been vocal in Phil's chat since June 2017. According to her Twitter (token "plz don't contact her" advisory), she's a "Community Manager" for Resident Evil/Capcom UK. She hasn't contacted him in a couple years. But when she was, her tweets to him were quite fangirl-ish. For example:
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(source = https://twitter.com/ImKatastrophe/status/816374844107333632)

And even dick-riding
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(source = https://twitter.com/ImKatastrophe/status/806747803548454912)

So he does have what seems to be at least one fan that is a legitimate video game industry "insider".
 
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This is How You Dont Play Nioh 2


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Let's start with some of the most memorable Nioh Fanart


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And Let's not forget the most famous event that makes Phil a household name in the streaming world happened indeed during his Nioh Stream


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He hated the first one, never redemption rund it. Wonder if he gonna ragequit the sequel too.
 
It's not attention grabbing enough on it's own to have made any recent detractor bitesize clips on twitter but when addressing a cheer about having to pay backtaxes (and getting irate over it obviously) yesterday, Phil said if he had known he was going to incur a bunch of additional fees on top he would have saved money instead of spending it all on "other things". Like I say not too attention grabbing but it's these little mid-flow fractures that always expose the manner in which he arranges his deceit.

If you consider the way he'll prostrate himself before the crowd and harp on about being able to afford jack and shit, spin a tale of woe that every penny goes straight to bills then clearly these "other things" are in reference to something other than bills. This was throughout an exasperated segment where he acknowledges that no mattah wut he do he can't catch a break and there's always some other evil entity lurking behind him after his rainy day pissing money. By his own crooked yardstick he should have built himself an ark and loaded on the animals to save them and spare Katherine the animal lover's feelings. Instead he'd blow his last $30 on a trip to the CT zoo to see the animals before he and they both die in the flood. Nothing he could do.

Knows things keep going wrong and should save money + never actually saves any money = I don't think you should get any 20 Year Legacy shirts ready ahead of time on teespring just yet, phil. The twisted element is I really think he's content to just keep on anticipating the cash to roll on forever and while he hasn't seen any reason to expect an alternative, that he believes he's earned the right to have that chat continue to wipe his ass for the rest of life is disgusting.
During one of Phil's many rants, he cried about not having enough to time to spend with Kat because after he's done streaming he has to upload videos (sitting at his computer), take a shower (standing under running water) and pay bills (sitting at his computer). Truly a very busy man. He complained that he needs to know how much he has for the next day (his day off) because he and Kat were going out, presumably to shop for shit at IKEA or for dinner or both. If you're THAT strapped for cash that you're not sure you can pay for a night out, then don't go out so often. Nope, he must go out on his day off otherwise his horse will run away. He also makes his own schedule, which means he could schedule his entire day around spending time with Kat, but he refuses to do it. Nope, he absolutely has to stick to his autistic schedule (unless he gets "sick," then plans can change without a problem). He acts like he's a helpless victim of the cosmos, bound to whatever fate has been laid out for him and there's nothing he can do. It's pathetic. Phil will ride this lifestyle out until it becomes monetarily impossible to do so and even then he'll still try to force it. This all ends with Phil wasting his last dollars on something stupid and blaming everybody but himself when he has nothing in his life worth giving a shit about.
 

Yeah, she's been around for a while, though not frequently.

Thank you for legit blowing my mind.
At least now I can trust Phil on how he finds his soulmaids, they really do seek out his attention. But my god those daddy issues must be insane.

Edit: Nevermind, I see how it is.
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DSP fan base is mainly:
  • Disabled people
  • Furries
  • Gender confused things
  • Gay
 
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Thank you for legit blowing my mind.
At least now I can trust Phil on how he finds his soulmaids, they really do seek out his attention. But my god those daddy issues must be insane.

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Man I see some trends now

Most Phil's fans have at least 2 or more of the following characteristics:

1. European
2. Disabled
3. Furry
4. LGBTQ
5. Autistic
6. Attention seeking immature people
 
Man I see some trends now

Most Phil's fans have at least 2 or more of the following characteristics:

1. European
2. Disabled
3. Furry
4. LGBTQ
5. Autistic
6. Attention seeking immature people

I cannot help but wonder what draws them to DSP.
I have a theory but I want to kill myself for even considering it. What if they want to fuck DSP? They see some sort of "alpha" male, father figure or some retarded shit. That would also explain why they always draw him like a buff dude, I guess?
I really want to find that one fan, like Steve. Who likes football or basketball, plays online games for fun and even if you lose messages you "we did our best, gg", is outgoing and only has sex with his girlfriend who he is married to. Can we fucking have one normal DSP fan, please.
 
I cannot help but wonder what draws them to DSP.
I have a theory but I want to kill myself for even considering it. What if they want to fuck DSP? They see some sort of "alpha" male, father figure or some exceptional shit. That would also explain why they always draw him like a buff dude, I guess?
I really want to find that one fan, like Steve. Who likes football or basketball, plays online games for fun and even if you lose messages you "we did our best, gg", is outgoing and only has sex with his girlfriend who he is married to. Can we fucking have one normal DSP fan, please.

I always thought they used Dave as a yard stick. No matter how bad their life gets, at least they aren't Dave!
 
Man I see some trends now

Most Phil's fans have at least 2 or more of the following characteristics:

1. European
2. Disabled
3. Furry
4. LGBTQ
5. Autistic
6. Attention seeking immature people
Don't forget Pajeets with daddies credit card backed up with oil money and/or money from selling frozen naan bread and butter chicken.
 
Also, every autistic person I've known, including myself, has strong awareness of themselves. We may struggle understanding it, but we're aware. Whereas Phil has sub-zero self-awareness.
Unpopular opinion, but I say he's super aware, even more aware than others. But only, and really just only, due trough projection. He's able to accurately describe his entire character, every flaw, every action he does, as long as he can strawman someone. Then add his "depression voice" from the back of his head which tells him he deserves nothing and has no talent, WAUW.
It's some kind of reversed autism, or a headshot suicide in Revolver Ocelot style over multiple edges.

I'd say his mind can't accept mistakes, most importantly his automated self-defense-ego which has to disagree with everything on principle (which leads to contradictions in his narrative), he is the champion who does everything right and nothing wrong, and even if he does something previously told as shady it is now perfectly fine cuz he had no other choice, he needs the money, and/or he does it in the honest proper way (he does not).

Furthermore, his fucked up mind will always find a way to spin joy and good into something negative, something below his own abilities to make himself look better (which is usually full of wrong statements, baseless assumptions and lies), which also makes him unable to just "let it go" (insert "the accident"-joke) and search for mistakes in others to compare himself. I mean, I'm somewhat impressed his mental processing powers allow him such gymnastics, the reason I think he's not necessarily stupid, he's just... he's a sociopath, there is no other way around. Some cables have to be unhinged to create someone like him, bad parenting can't be the only explanation. I mean, he fits every single description of a sociopath, DSP might have ASP (Anti Social Personality disorder).

To quote Dr. Black (aurocorrect to Dr BLAHK, lol): "Avoid them. Avoid them as best as you can because they are going to complicate your life." (also ASP is not really treatable, so don't even try to help him).
Khet, you have to get outta there, this place is toxic.
 
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