DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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LiquidCancer dijo:
The only person at all he follows on Twitch is Kekon.
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actually dijo:
Something with the bank, or something else? What does your 'tism sense tell you? :lol:
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Slander Man dijo:
He said today that someone finally contacted him about an issue (probably a bill) that he should have been aware of 3 months ago. He said they were not contacting him via the correct means (meaning he doesn't answer the phone and they finally sent him a letter...in my opinion) and that's why he has this new issue. I'm guessing something to do with the CT condo
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This. I think they called him on the phone and he ignored it because he was sleeping or streaming and they finally mailed him something saying "Hey, Mr. Sfadil, we're tired of your shit," which he found when checking the mail between streams. It probably wasn't a phone call because it seemed to be something that happened between streams, so 4-6:45 his time or 7-11:45 CT time and everywhere is probably closed.
 
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Stress or gin?
 
Dark talking about how he has to hurry up and take a shower between his streams is low key one of my favorite forms of his autism. I’ve never seen someone so cucked by their own schedule. I’m just gonna spit ball a few ideas, feel free to take some dark.

•take a fucking shower when you wake up
•stop staying up so fucking late and rolling out of bed right before you start streaming so you take a shower when you first get up
•stop taking this stupid ass two hour break that you try to cram everything into so you have more time to sit on the couch with kat at night
•stop sitting on your ass in a “prestream” for up to an hour sometimes, it’s a waste of time that does nothing but strain your voice. You roll out of bed and rush to steam so you can then sit on your bullshitting for an hour. Take 30 or 60 minutes to bathe yourself and have a nice little breakfast, eggs take like 10 minutes and you’ll be less of a miserable fuck everyday.
•maybe take a 30 minute break to make a quick lunch before coming back to fuck around all night. Then you can leave your “job” earlier and have all night to do whatever you want at your own pace, instead of rushing to do 20 things in 2 hours.

Just a few quick ideas that would probably improve things. I’ve never seen shit like this, it’s no wonder he’s miserable with how rigid he does something as CHILL(snort) as a streaming gig. It’s like when he hates a game and people tell him to just play something else and he tells them no because of it on the schedule or whatever. Like nobody gives a shit about your damn schedule, your autistic fans will show up when you tweet saying you’re going live, and most don’t give a shit about what game you’re playing.

It’s like a schedule designed to make someone as miserable as possible.
 
N0thingICanDo dijo:
Someone cheered and asked Phil if he ever mentioned that he wants to have his own business


"I have a BUSINESS right now, I have been a SELF-EMPLOYED BUSINESS OWNER since fucking 2011, go figure that out"


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Interestingly, he considered DSPEmpire a business, but not "his own business"? He has to start his own business? Did he co-own this with someone?

Might just be my autistic nerve though

Phil then added

"What I meant was that I want to have some non-gaming related business, like my own Italian restaurant, you know what I mean?" *Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

Chat as usual, laughing at his stupidity

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Imagine going to a restaurant he owned and him as the manager coming out all hobbling along to your table "all good? snort" instant 1 star yelp
 
Drip Feed dijo:
Imagine going to a restaurant he owned and him as the manager coming out all hobbling along to your table "all good? snort" instant 1 star yelp
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"Gordon Ramsey is a fucking no-life troll dood, no-brained idiot doesn't know shit about Italian sauce. Well, anyway, umm, I'm gonna need you to tip my waiting staff, umm, because I'm being fucking fined by the health and safety department because, ummm, DUSSST was all over the storage areas and I'm a guy y'know? We don't clean dust, we just leave it there cosss that's what guys do dood."
 
Toilet Man dijo:
"Gordon Ramsey is a fucking no-life troll dood, no-brained idiot doesn't know shit about Italian sauce. Well, anyway, umm, I'm gonna need you to tip my waiting staff, umm, because I'm being fucking fined by the health and safety department because, ummm, DUSSST was all over the storage areas and I'm a guy y'know? We don't clean dust, we just leave it there cosss that's what guys do dood."
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imagine a kitchen nightmare episode at burnell bistro
SNORT "if gordan tells me my home made sauce is shit, im going to fucking fight him im taking him out to the parking lot and fighting him"
 
Does Phil actually have some sort of aspergers or some shit? He hates other people, hates public, is overly attached to certain things, hates when people talk about certain subjects, etc. This schedule shit is something I would imagine an autist doing.
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOink dijo:
It’s like when he hates a game and people tell him to just play something else and he tells them no because of it on the schedule or whatever. Like nobody gives a shit about your damn schedule, your autistic fans will show up when you tweet saying you’re going live, and most don’t give a shit about what game you’re playing.

It’s like a schedule designed to make someone as miserable as possible.
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It's because of YT. Even though he has comments closed and I highly doubt any of those remaining over there would care enough to e-mail or tweet at him, he's probably worried that if he only put up 2 videos of a game that are an hour long each, then people will get mad, lost, confused, stop watching, or some other asinine shit.

This is another one of those things he could get pegged for over his "YT is just an archive" meme instead of the money shit. He'll change his schedule right up until he starts the game and has no problems doing so, so it's a BS excuse. There's no feasible other reason than trying to satisfy this weird incorporeal YT audience.
 
Not been on the DSP forum since March as he has been pretty fucking boring but I was looking that he literally has no whales anymore. I know Swagginz has pretty much left the party and now with the bank calling him and saying pay up is interesting AF.

I sense an emergency stream coming up but now Phil is at a precipice it seems he has milked all his whales dry which is bad AF for him. He seems to only have loyal followers not really hate watchers even at this point.
 
Phalanx dijo:
Not been on the DSP forum since March as he has been pretty fucking boring but I was looking that he literally has no whales anymore. I know Swagginz has pretty much left the party and now with the bank calling him and saying pay up is interesting AF.

I sense an emergency stream coming up but now Phil is at a precipice it seems he has milked all his whales dry which is bad AF for him. He seems to only have loyal followers not really hate watchers even at this point.
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Someone new will show up. There always is some retard that will throw money at him even if he himself has little.
 
In related news, a bipartisan bill banning the sale of loot boxes to children is wending its way through the US Senate. I would not be surprised if we soon see a bill preventing e-beggars from receiving donations from kids. Just some food for thought, Phil. Maybe ratchet up the pace of your 10-year plan to get a job.
 
Toilet Man dijo:
I wonder how DSP would react if Mr Beast dropped one of his random 10k donations on him. God damn, as much as he deserves to go broke that would be funny as all fuck.
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Personally I think the reaction from the die-hard detractors would be better but at the very least we'd probably get another few days of Twitter victory laps out of Phil while he suffered a mysterious relapse and needed to take more time off.
 
Pargon dijo:
Personally I think the reaction from the die-hard detractors would be better but at the very least we'd probably get another few days of Twitter victory laps out of Phil while he suffered a mysterious relapse and needed to take more time off.
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Yeah it is kind of a catch 22. Certain detractors can deliver salt almost as good as Phil himself when that pigroach luck kicks in, but you'd have to deal with a content Phil for a few days and those days are boring.

It wouldn't even be the first time this has happened. Emerald 7 dropped 12k in his lap and Phil's still in the same spot.
 
Freshtodeath dijo:
i think dsp does have autism but also narcassism. A normal high functioning autist wouldn't be as stubborn as dsp. Idk if i should even call dsp high functioning.
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DSP has selective autism due to being a manchild that never goes outside. He's a shit talker online but can't fucking do shit in the real world.
 
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