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When you edit out all the 'dead air' gameplay DSPs commentary skill level truly shines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQbOE5OZec

If it's organic, and I'm assuming not from concentrate, that shit is like $2.50-$3.00 per 8oz glass. That's like $75-$90/mo on "full-cherry juice" alone.
Gout is cured by cherry juice- medical fact. Although symptoms can flare up again if he stops. ack ack ack.
 
Apparently someone was supposed to contact DSP three months ago and didn't, and now they've contacted him and he's in some kind of shit because he never reached out to them.

New lore too: "80-90%" of the things that go wrong in his life are due to someone else being incompetent or not doing what they're supposed to.
 

A prescription of gout meds isn't that much more expensive than over the counter pills at the drug store. Than again we're talking about a sedentary lifestyle man so I guess it makes sense if he just wants to "shake it off". I refuse to believe his financial problems are so dire he can't afford some meds to alleviate the gout.
 
Watching Dave play FPS games is a new level of suffering. He's incapable of aiming and moving at the same time, randomly stops moving at the weirdest moments, and his situational awareness is on par with a blind goldfish. He has no meaning of the words "map awareness" or even possess the basic skills of proper gunfighting. It's honestly amazing a guy who has put thousands and thousands of hours into games is THIS bad at them.
 
Apparently someone was supposed to contact DSP three months ago and didn't, and now they've contacted him and he's in some kind of shit because he never reached out to them.

New lore too: "80-90%" of the things that go wrong in his life are due to someone else being incompetent or not doing what they're supposed to.
Is this like when the dealership was supposed to call him and let him know his oil needed to be changed?
 
Apparently someone was supposed to contact DSP three months ago and didn't, and now they've contacted him and he's in some kind of shit because he never reached out to them.

New lore too: "80-90%" of the things that go wrong in his life are due to someone else being incompetent or not doing what they're supposed to.

Something with the bank, or something else? What does your 'tism sense tell you? :lol:
 
Dave did terrible tonight

Multiple "Top 90" finishes like this one

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Chat is so bored that they have to ReSub to send a message to Dave to stop him from constant begging




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Something with the bank, or something else? What does your 'tism sense tell you? :lol:
He said today that someone finally contacted him about an issue (probably a bill) that he should have been aware of 3 months ago. He said they were not contacting him via the correct means (meaning he doesn't answer the phone and they finally sent him a letter...in my opinion) and that's why he has this new issue. I'm guessing something to do with the CT condo
 
Not only that, but DSP believes that he HAS to buy high-end everything. He could probably put together a decent streaming PC for under $1000 but he thinks he has to spend $3000. That $20 wireless keyboard is beneath him. He "can't afford" video editing software because he can't just buy something low end for $40 or buy Adobe Photoshop Elements 2019 & Premiere Elements 2019 for $100; he only can buy some $250/month
its worth noting theres a full suite of video editing software on humble bundle with the max tier being 20 bucks minimum which gives him all he'd ever need, if phil actually reads the farms, are you to cheap to chip out 20 bucks to improve your content?
 
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This rant that DSP is making about OTHER people being lazy fucks doing the bare minimum at work and taking a paycheck for doing nothing is going to make some great detractor videos.
He really is a fucking asshole. He reminds me of a 60 year old man I used to work with at a manual labor job years ago. Typical boomer talk about everyone else being lazy, except you know, that guy wasn’t sitting on a couch all day....

Every time dark says shit like this I just get all the more excited for when it all crash and burns and we get to hear him cry about working at an actual job again
 
Few takes out from the late stream:

  • So he can't talk about the things that happened behind the scenes, but have no problem letting people know that even more problems happened to him today and he needs a break like 1-2 or 6 months from bad things happening to him!
  • Goes on rant about how he hate people who show no moral obligation towards others, dont go above and beyond and lives of other people while doing nothing, he calls them "no load"!
  • If you litter you are one of the worst people on the planet, it is so disgusting, and if you can't put your shopping cart back your lazy!
  • The state of Washington supposedly have a great recycling service and none of the cans and plastic bottle he uses ends up on a landfill!
  • Everyone in America, except a handful few, are just lazy because he have been all over the country!
  • It is a good stream since he gets to went a little! All he done is bitch about taxes and how people don't care about the environment.
  • Sekiro is all about learning a skill that you might not normally use, parry, because in DS he always found a build or tactic that made him beat the game.
  • Claim he have to pay bills, shower, uploads videos to YT and check his credit all with in a hour before Kat comes home from work, though on his early stream he claimed Kat was working night today.
  • Game devs have stoped trying to please media revivers but ends up being idiots as they pay $50 000 to influencers to play their games early.
  • Todays healthy and home cocked dinner was rising crust pizza from yesterday and year old ramen!
  • Battlefield 5 is a stupid and completly incorrect game because there is women in it. Not completly wrong here, but the fighting women were on the eastern front unlike in the game!
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Watching Dave play FPS games is a new level of suffering. He's incapable of aiming and moving at the same time, randomly stops moving at the weirdest moments, and his situational awareness is on par with a blind goldfish. He has no meaning of the words "map awareness" or even possess the basic skills of proper gunfighting. It's honestly amazing a guy who has put thousands and thousands of hours into games is THIS bad at them.
His tactical awareness is highly limited, he somehow thinks that it all comes down to have a specific weapon and highest armor and you can tank through FPS games, dont know how many times he just walks out in the open completly focused on one opponent like it is impossible anyone else can sneak up on him from behind or the sides!
 
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