🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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Excuse my overthinking of Slaton foot dirt, but is that from a Bandaid? Would a phlebotomist ever go for the top of a deathfat’s foot in desperation?
(Source: I’m a phlebotomist)

Foot draws are usually a VERY last resort because of 1) the risk of infection due to the nature of feet being in contact with the ground all the time and less likely to be kept clean and 2) especially in obese patients and diabetics there’s a risk of DVT because their limb circulation is usually shitty so it’s unlikely that as dirty and obese as Amy and Tammy are that any decent phlebotomist would go for a foot stick or that a doctor would order one.

There are all sorts of tricks that can be used for obese patients: a second tourniquet below the first one, heat (place a disposable heat pack on the area to get the vein to dilate), positioning the arm so gravity takes effect, using a venoscope (an LED light with prongs that you place on the skin and it lights the tissue so you can see the veins through it), stuff like that. You also use a longer needle to reach the vein through the fat layer.

I’ve found that regular overweight people (not deathfats like Amy and Tammy but I guess what you’d call smallfats, just regular chubby people) veins tend to roll over less than very thin people because a certain amount of body fat seems to hold the vein in place or something. Don’t have any scientific data on that, just a personal observation.

Babies usually get heel sticks because you only need a few drops of blood for most of the stuff they get tested for and their little feet don’t contact the ground.

I’ve seen one foot draw when I worked in the ER and that was from a woman who was a junkie and had completely fucked the veins in her hands and arms. She was combative as hell too so that made it even worse. How that bitch was still alive I can’t tell you.
 
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I see the tattoo Molester Mike did has worn well. Ink obviously doesn't take on trotters.

Excuse my overthinking of Slaton foot dirt, but is that from a Bandaid? Would a phlebotomist ever go for the top of a deathfat’s foot in desperation?
It's the remains of a tattoo done some time ago by that well know Ink Meister Molester Mike. There's a video out there but I'll lose the will to live finding it. There was much speculation in the comments at the time that she was going to end up with septicaemia due to the unsanitary conditions (Mike's Man's kitchen). He wasn't wearing gloves and wiping it with a dirty rag.
The end product was meant to be a key and 2 locks.... it actually looked like a dick and 2 balls.
 
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It's the remains of a tattoo done some time ago by that well know Ink Meister Molester Mike. There's a video out there but I'll lose the will to live finding it. There was much speculation in the comments at the time that she was going to end up with septicaemia due to the unsanitary conditions (Mike's Man's kitchen). He wasn't wearing gloves and wiping it with a dirty rag.
The end product was meant to be a key and 2 locks.... it actually looked like a dick and 2 balls.
Until you brought it up, I completely forgot about the DIY tattoo Mike gave Amy.

Missing teeth, dumb as a bag of rocks, living in a trailer, Nightmare Before Christmas, gut busting "recipes", and now a DIY tattoo -- you just helped me complete my redneck bingo card!
 
Until you brought it up, I completely forgot about the DIY tattoo Mike gave Amy.

Missing teeth, dumb as a bag of rocks, living in a trailer, Nightmare Before Christmas, gut busting "recipes", and now a DIY tattoo -- you just helped me complete my redneck bingo card!

It's amazing how many squares you can fill with a Slaton. :lol:

Being from the northeast I have little up close experience with these types. But the stereotype fits so well it's amazing. And here I thought TV was overdoing it. Reality is like The Hills Have Eyes sans cannibalism.

I am really hoping this TV thing works out even though it will likely lead to a big drought in Slatom material for awhile. The payoff will be worth it.

I just think that Tammy's bad attitude could torpedo the whole thing. And they have both developed a penchant for claiming men who have no interest in them are sexually harassing and being inappropriate with them. No network wants a #MeToo style lawsuit fueled by some crazy lawyer that teams up with a couple of deathfats who think if a man is nice to them he wants to rape them. Girl he couldn't find the holes with spelunking gear.:lol:

I'd be more worried about Michael's wandering eye. If that gargoylesque woman was telling the truth he'll size up anything with a heartbeat.
 
Until you brought it up, I completely forgot about the DIY tattoo Mike gave Amy.

Missing teeth, dumb as a bag of rocks, living in a trailer, Nightmare Before Christmas, gut busting "recipes", and now a DIY tattoo -- you just helped me complete my redneck bingo card!
Always happy help a fellow Slatonphile. That sounded right in my head, not so sure now 🤔 You get my drift though.
 
Didn’t Amy’s Ex-BF Meth Mouth have a similar gum line/peg teeth? (Except his were grey.)

Maybe it’s some kind of hick/Kentucky thing?
It may well be a Kentucky thing; Amberlynn's thumb-slug butler Becky also sports the "corn kernel teefs" look. She's a native Kentuckian who claims to be directly descended from the British royal family, but doesn't feel burdened by the need to evidence this in any way (besides being ugly with shit teeth).

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I'd be more worried about Michael's wandering eye. If that gargoylesque woman was telling the truth he'll size up anything with a heartbeat.
I don't see why anyone is surprised at that fact. If this guy willingly sleeps with Amy, he clearly has no standards whatsoever.

It may well be a Kentucky thing; Amberlynn's thumb-slug butler Becky also sports the "corn kernel teefs" look. She's a native Kentuckian who claims to be directly descended from the British royal family, but doesn't feel burdened by the need to evidence this in any way (besides being ugly with shit teeth).
Fat, ugly, dumb, bad teeth, and delusions of royalty?

 
It's amazing how many squares you can fill with a Slaton. :lol:

Being from the northeast I have little up close experience with these types. But the stereotype fits so well it's amazing. And here I thought TV was overdoing it. Reality is like The Hills Have Eyes sans cannibalism.

I am really hoping this TV thing works out even though it will likely lead to a big drought in Slatom material for awhile. The payoff will be worth it.

I just think that Tammy's bad attitude could torpedo the whole thing. And they have both developed a penchant for claiming men who have no interest in them are sexually harassing and being inappropriate with them. No network wants a #MeToo style lawsuit fueled by some crazy lawyer that teams up with a couple of deathfats who think if a man is nice to them he wants to rape them. Girl he couldn't find the holes with spelunking gear.:lol:

I'd be more worried about Michael's wandering eye. If that gargoylesque woman was telling the truth he'll size up anything with a heartbeat.

I think it would back fire horribly for them to be fair. Since there's now a television crew recording the supposed harassment etc. Which I rather suspect being on TV would make it really fucking easy for a jury to go 'hmm..nope!'

Also they likely won't care until the Captive Bolt Pistol pushes to their heads at the trough.
 
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