🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Dysnomia]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TUV7jfXrtfg100k plus subscribers, yet they carry themselves like peasants drenched in shit. So condescending, Amy claiming she did not visit Atlanta for any surgery.

I don't think Amy has warshed her hair once all vacation long. It's carrying more grease than a McDonald's. She looks disgusting. And Michael looks so vacant someone should hang a "this space for rent" sign around his neck.

Well even if they do have an uncle, it has already been leaked many times over that a film crew was there. And someone did say they went to a doctor. It likely wasn't a surgery but an evaluation. Tammy is way too big for weight loss surgery right now. Maybe Amy could do it. But they don't just wheel you into a major surgery like that because you popped in and said you wanted it. Everything would have to be arranged in advance. Especially since the Slatons don't live in Atlanta and had to travel there from Kentucky. I bet the doctor appointment was part of the documentary so they could get weights and health info. Maybe someone is promising them surgery down the line if they play ball.

It's interesting that Amy made a damage control video. It would be less suspicious if she didn't.

 

[Who Now]

I don't think Amy has warshed her hair once all vacation long

I know its hard for her to take a shower, but you would think she would try and take advantage of having a clean bathroom and towels to feel better. But that would be normal people logic

 

[Dysnomia]

I know its hard for her to take a shower, but you would think she would try and take advantage of having a clean bathroom and towels to feel better. But that would be normal people logic

The tub in the bath bomb video was bad enough. And that was either the Slaton Doublewide or the other place Amy was living in. It's hard to clean when you can barely manage a waddle to the fridge for more redneck fudge. With the money she wastes on Hot Topic makeup palettes for her low effort videos she could have someone come in and clean or get a damn exterminator already.

She had maid service at the hotel. So she didn't have to worry about her slovenly ways for a few days. But she was just a dirty redneck the whole time anyway. I bet Michael does bare minimum bathing as well. He looks it.

Now where I had to stay for awhile you had to ask for maid service at the desk in the morning. But it was an independent cheapo place and not a chain like Comfort Inn. So I assume that they just come around unless you hang a do not disturb sign. I hope they had the room cleaned at least once while they were there so the smell and grime didn't build up too much. I feel so sorry for housekeeping.

I really wish one of the meet & greet people would reveal what the Slatons smell like. I think we all assume they smell. But I'd like to know if they took any effort at all to warsh up enough for it to be bearable given that a film crew was there and all as well as fans. I think had there been more notice and it wasn't Mother's Day they may have gotten a few hate watchers who just wanted to check it out. I would have hated for any trolls to show up and screw the works though. Somebody who played it cool and then gave deets would be ideal. But there are just too many stupid w.eens out there.

When you have epic rolls the sweat and dirt accumulate and create bacteria. That's why a lot of fatties have that mildew smell. Some fatties recommend you carry baby wipes or alcohol pads to clean your rolls with. I remember someone posting about their "smelly boob sweat" on a tumblr fatty blog. I imagine that the Slaton signature flapjacks get pretty darn sweaty.

Where even are Tammy boobs? She's got these things that look more like backboobs hanging practically at her sides. Even if she had weight loss surgery and shed a few hundred pounds the damage is so bad that they would have to cut off enough skin to make a whole person. I think that they are gross enough to not bother with skin removal surgery and just walk around with deflated fupas and boobs flappin' in the wind as they flaunt who skinny they are compared to the rest of the family.

If they did get surgery I think the sexshul harassmunt claims would go through the roof because losing weight would up their vanity a lot.

The thumbnail for Amy's video about how she wasn't there to get surgery gives a pretty good idea of her face structure because for once she doesnnnot have sour lemon face. The carma must have caught her in an expression that didn't cause the fat to pinch everything together. I see a hell of a lot of Maw and I doubt she was a prize even in her youth. Bio-Paw was likely no Adonis either. I have noticed a lot braindead rednecks have this look. They've got these weird features that remind me of people with chromosome abnormalities. It's probably from a lot of inbreeding with cousins, drinking/mething it up while pregnant and just being generally isolated so that even the non-relations are from a shallow gene pool.

And Amy has definitely gained weight. Her face is getting rounder. If she gets to a point where she starts losing mobility she will balloon up to Tammy size in no time. Amy talked about wanting kids for a long time and now she suddenly doesn't. I don't think it's because she wants to stick to her non-existent diet. I think that she is just too damn fat and she knows it. Sex is probably difficult for her anyway. Deathfat sex requires planning and sometimes devices to hold up fupas or maintain a position. And after awhile you just can't find the right parts under all that flab.

 

[ON 190]

Deathfat sex

Deathfat Sex: The Rise and Fall of the Slatons.

 

[MUH THYROID]

Deathfat Sex: The Rise and Fall of the Slatons.

This is nature weeding out the gene pool. The Slatons have become so huge having kids is probably impossible, we can thank God for that.

 

[MUH THYROID]

The Slaton sisters continue to live high on the hog. I bet they both ordered the most unhealthy meal on the menu. Big ass bowl of fettuccine alfredo.

 

[MG 620]

Deathfat Sex: The Rise and Fall of the Slatons.

Deathfat Sex: The Rise and Fall of the rented furniture.

 

[Rokko]

The Slaton sisters continue to live high on the hog. I bet they both ordered the most unhealthy meal on the menu. Big ass bowl of fettuccine alfredo. Ver archivo adjunto 764337

The second pic looks like amy is sucking the drink so hard that mikes bowels start slipping up!

 

[oldTireWater]

What is up with that kids gums? You don't see gums like that unless a persons got those little fucked-up peg teeth. More bad breeding.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Graduated high school, eh? He must be the most educated Slaton in generations.

 

[JaneThough]

At first, I just saw that cruise thing and thought the Slatons were going on a cruise. I would watch that.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don't think Amy has warshed her hair once all vacation long. It's carrying more grease than a McDonald's. She looks disgusting. And Michael looks so vacant someone should hang a "this space for rent" sign around his neck.

Well even if they do have an uncle, it has already been leaked many times over that a film crew was there. And someone did say they went to a doctor. It likely wasn't a surgery but an evaluation. Tammy is way too big for weight loss surgery right now. Maybe Amy could do it. But they don't just wheel you into a major surgery like that because you popped in and said you wanted it. Everything would have to be arranged in advance. Especially since the Slatons don't live in Atlanta and had to travel there from Kentucky. I bet the doctor appointment was part of the documentary so they could get weights and health info. Maybe someone is promising them surgery down the line if they play ball.

It's interesting that Amy made a damage control video. It would be less suspicious if she didn't.

Like anyone would want the Slatons to visit them. Nobody, no uncle, wanted two immobile, greasy fatties to turn up for a visit. Amy is obviously nervous about the casting issue because she was sternly warned revealing anything about their participation during or in pre-production would kill their chance at being on tee-vee.

The Slatons have never left their holler except for Amy’s 2 day honeymoon to a town a 100 miles away. They would never undertake such a long trip for any reason unless money was involved. They couldn’t afford this trip to Atlanta as low brow as it is, but would certainly be motivated to travel further than they ever have for freebies. The idea of a paid room at the comfort inn and a meal stipend had them drooling.

I wonder how fattie productions figure out meal stipends for morbidly obese monsters? They gotta double or triple the usual rate.

 

[Guardsman42]

Like anyone would want the Slatons to visit them. Nobody, no uncle, wanted two immobile, greasy fatties to turn up for a visit. Amy is obviously nervous about the casting issue because she was sternly warned revealing anything about their participation during or in pre-production would kill their chance at being on tee-vee.

The Slatons have never left their holler except for Amy’s 2 day honeymoon to a town a 100 miles away. They would never undertake such a long trip for any reason unless money was involved. They couldn’t afford this trip to Atlanta as low brow as it is, but would certainly be motivated to travel further than they ever have for freebies. The idea of a paid room at the comfort inn and a meal stipend had them drooling.

I wonder how fattie productions figure out meal stipends for morbidly obese monsters? They gotta double or triple the usual rate.

You'd be surprised how generous those stipends actually are. Up to 100 dollars in normal companies even, daily.

They have to figure the Slatons are gonna eat lots of cheap junk and a normal stipend goes alot further then people who'd use it to eat at high end resturaunts etc. <It's also not even unheard of for people to just use the stipend to get cheaper stuff to make some deli sandwiches in their hotel room and pocket most of the daily stipend>

 

[MysticMisty]

That gumline is unfortunate. It's hard to tell since there's so little to see but they might be sloping inward like that other person in the Slaton extended family.

 

[Lezbean]

Anyone who knows this variety of people knows the family story is bullshit. When this class of people visit family, there’s no asking, no questioning, they just stay with them at their house/trailer/whatever and at no point does the idea of getting a hotel even pass through their head. They don’t have that kind of money and if they did, it would result in them showing up at the relative’s house with huge loads of cheap beer, cartons of cigarettes, and an assortment of nitrate meats. The vacation would be a weekend spent sitting under the carport chain smoking, being drunk and loud, randomly snapping plastic lawn chair legs and taking hundreds of trashy Snapchat pics with at least six liters of Faygo visible in the background.

TLC writers should know how to craft better cover stories than this ffs

 

[Guardsman42]

Anyone who knows this variety of people knows the family story is bullshit. When this class of people visit family, there’s no asking, no questioning, they just stay with them at their house/trailer/whatever and at no point does the idea of getting a hotel even pass through their head. They don’t have that kind of money and if they did, it would result in them showing up at the relative’s house with huge loads of cheap beer, cartons of cigarettes, and an assortment of nitrate meats. The vacation would be a weekend spent sitting under the carport chain smoking, being drunk and loud, randomly snapping plastic lawn chair legs and taking hundreds of trashy Snapchat pics with at least six liters of Faygo visible in the background.

TLC writers should know how to craft better cover stories than this ffs

To be fair, that sort of weekend isn't limited to just this kind of family. So I can't really bash any one for wanting to spend a weekend hammered some where playing loud music. The problem is with the Slatons, the deathfats show up and expect you to be their delivery service etc etc. They likely don't pay for their own beer either.

 

[Muscle Bra]

What is up with that kids gums? You don't see gums like that unless a persons got those little fucked-up peg teeth.

Didn’t Amy’s Ex-BF Meth Mouth have a similar gum line/peg teeth? (Except his were grey.)

Maybe it’s some kind of hick/Kentucky thing?

You'd be surprised how generous those stipends actually are. Up to 100 dollars in normal companies even, daily.

It’s all a business development tax write-off for them, so they don’t give a shit. Besides, more calories = fatter television stars. Win-win!

TLC writers should know how to craft better cover stories than this ffs

I doubt the show producers gave Amy a cover story. They probably just told her not to tell the real reason for her trip and assumed she would come up with something better than “We’s goin’ to Atlanna to visit mah uncle Ah ain’t never mentioned and, no, it ain’t fer ser-jury and please come meet the Slaton’s Sister at the meet’n’greet and susscribe!”

 

[Bint]

Isn’t Michael only in his mid thirties? He looks easily fifteen years older than that.

As Amy looks about 50 they seem to have bridged their original 5 year age gap. Too much fast living there in BFE.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TUV7jfXrtfg100k plus subscribers, yet they carry themselves like peasants drenched in shit. So condescending, Amy claiming she did not visit Atlanta for any surgery.

A lot of snarky attitude and damage control going on methinks. TamTam's been telling everyone on FB that the doctor's appointments went "good"
Same old TamTam, can't keep from flapping those almost toothless gums.

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Jesus, can you image sitting in a restaurant, minding your own business ,and this herd of majestic wildebeast come waddling in? People covering their kid's eyes as they make a hasty exit.

 

[MG 620]

Jesus, can you image sitting in a restaurant, minding your own business ,and this herd of majestic wildebeast come waddling in? People covering their kid's eyes as they make a hasty exit.

Deadfats are probably a regular sight in rural Kentucky though. Tammy is barely above the Kentucky average.

 

[Dysnomia]

The Slaton sisters continue to live high on the hog. I bet they both ordered the most unhealthy meal on the menu. Big ass bowl of fettuccine alfredo. Ver archivo adjunto 764336Ver archivo adjunto 764337Ver archivo adjunto 764338Ver archivo adjunto 764339

Nice highly caloric drink there ladies.

Amy is definitely gaining. Her face is bigger than ever. When she loses her mobility she will balloon very quickly.

With the diet long forgotten she is well on her way to Tammy size in the future.

Now they probably still think they are dieting because they had something with fruit in it or had a diet soda with their fast food. These types never understand that doesn't count as dieting.

Like anyone would want the Slatons to visit them. Nobody, no uncle, wanted two immobile, greasy fatties to turn up for a visit. Amy is obviously nervous about the casting issue because she was sternly warned revealing anything about their participation during or in pre-production would kill their chance at being on tee-vee.

The Slatons have never left their holler except for Amy’s 2 day honeymoon to a town a 100 miles away. They would never undertake such a long trip for any reason unless money was involved. They couldn’t afford this trip to Atlanta as low brow as it is, but would certainly be motivated to travel further than they ever have for freebies. The idea of a paid room at the comfort inn and a meal stipend had them drooling.

I wonder how fattie productions figure out meal stipends for morbidly obese monsters? They gotta double or triple the usual rate.

I'm just imagining Uncle Cletus rolling up to the door in his mobility aid and trying to turn the knob when one hand is holding a bucket of chicken and the other is holding a three liter diet Coke (he's on a diet too).

I don't buy the uncle story at all. They got a free ride due to a TV show and it is like the highlight of their hillbilly lives. I can only imagine the hog sloppin' that went on during the vaycashunin'. They must have been cramming food into their maws like no tommorow. Not that it's all the different from before. But this was free food. Slatons love free stuff. The Family Mail may have died down but this is like a big fat phoenix exploding into lard and being reborn as an even fatter phoenix. A TV crew, a trip and free food? It's like they died and went to hog heaven.

Didn’t Amy’s Ex-BF Meth Mouth have a similar gum line/peg teeth? (Except his were grey.)

Maybe it’s some kind of hick/Kentucky thing?


It’s all a business development tax write-off for them, so they don’t give a shit. Besides, more calories = fatter television stars. Win-win!


I doubt the show producers gave Amy a cover story. They probably just told her not to tell the real reason for her trip and assumed she would come up with something better than “We’s goin’ to Atlanna to visit mah uncle Ah ain’t never mentioned and, no, it ain’t fer ser-jury and please come meet the Slaton’s Sister at the meet’n’greet and susscribe!”

He's got the same gums as Butt-Head. A lot of these hicks have something goofy about them. Shallow gene pools in every trailer park.

Even if they did give Amy a cover story she would just screw it up. Frankly I'm surprised she remembered to say it was an uncle on multiple ocassions.