pizza sucks and you suck for eating it

[UW 411]

Pizza is nasty. My 96 year old nan lived her entire life without eating one, she missed nothing.

Also, kebabs are shit. Fite me.

 

[Hikikomori-Yume]

OP has never experienced hometown gourmet pizza

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

What kind of absolute monster hates pizza

 

[Damn Near]

Where's this unwarranted hostility coming from

 

[Eryngium]

eat some real food you uncultured swine!

kys you filthy fucking faggot.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Then you must only eat from shitty pizza takeaways. Stop buying Domino's.

No shit. Franchise pizza is awful or at most, mediocre. Best pizza come from family or small places.

 

[PL 001]

You can't tell me what to do.

 

[dopy]

that's really rude, OP

 

[ObsoleteMediaFormat]

eat some real food you uncultured swine!

I'll stick to pizza

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

That's some way to announce your return to Channel Awesome, OP

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Stop disrespecting my culture, you swine.

 

[The Crow]

eat some real food you uncultured swine!

I agree, too much lactose.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Stop disrespecting my culture, you swine.

Italian cuisine best cuisine.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

One time I almost ate a Hostess apple pie but I killed myself first to save me from indignity.

 

[J A N D E K]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Atji2PADdVA

And my first instinct was to tell OP to go eat a dick...

 

[Red Hood]

Pizza is not as good as tacos. Change my mind.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Pizza is not as good as tacos. Change my mind.

Pizza is good. Tacos are also good. Yet taco pizza is atrocious.

This does not compute.

 

[Neil]

ur a faggot

 

[MasterDisaster]

Pizza, while being the delicious fucking thing that it is, coming in all shapes, sizes, and varieties, is pretty much one of the worst things you can put in your body. A culmination of greasy, delicious meats, cheeses, and vegetables all served with sauce on a giant piece of bread. Pizza will kill you as fast as you kill it.

That won't stop me from folding a 5$ Hot-N-Ready in half and eating it like a taco.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

My inner six-year-old's inner ninja turtle's fuming with red hot rage right now.