Beauty in all sizes 3/18/19 - Putting glitter on a turd

On a scale of 1-10, how beautiful is Al?

  • 1- very ugly

    Votos: 145 43.5%

  • 2

    Votos: 45 13.5%

  • 3

    Votos: 43 12.9%

  • 4

    Votos: 17 5.1%

  • 5- average

    Votos: 10 3.0%

  • 6

    Votos: 4 1.2%

  • 7

    Votos: 0 0.0%

  • 8

    Votos: 0 0.0%

  • 9

    Votos: 1 0.3%

  • 10- one of the most beautiful people in the world

    Votos: 68 20.4%
  • Total de votantes
    333
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Four pallets of eyeshadow? That seems excessive.

Namedropping count: Jeffree Starr, Jacklyn Hill, James Charles.

I'm irritated by how many things she says she "needs." She "needs" glue for the fake lashes. She "needs" a hair straightener, even though we haven't seen her with her hair down since Failed Vlogmas. She "needs" all these "girly goodies" and makeup.

No, Amber. You wanted all that junk. You need to focus on your health. It's becoming less and less likely that she'll ever understand that.

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JambledUpWords dijo:
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Endless weekend, which is her favorite candle scent
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Fitting, 'Endless weekend' describes her life perfectly! Speaking of size/shapes, she also taught me that absurdly obese round faces turn into plush, amorphous hexagonal blobs when they near maxium fat storage capacity. Slatton hump on the horizon?
 
Jacklyn Hill palates aren't even that good. Why not just get the Jeffree Starr ones if she's so obsessed with him? It really does seem like she's trying to get a new gf or something. There is no other reason she would buy brand new makeup like this when she brags about how long her shitty old stuff would last her. Better put some of that haul money away for your funeral, sis.
 
On one hand, she has the most punchable face ever. On the other, I’d rather put both my hands in a dumpster by a methadone clicnic than touch this grease monster.

I’m not mad, I’m sad for Amber’s pores. Poor huge fuckers have to be nearly as overworked as her heart :(.
 
She looks like a mutant version of a cabbage patch kid. Except even more tard looking and uglier. She has the exact same chin that is literally being rounded off by fat.

brainbarf dijo:
On one hand, she has the most punchable face ever. On the other, I’d rather put both my hands in a dumpster by a methadone clicnic than touch this grease monster.

I’m not mad, I’m sad for Amber’s pores. Poor huge fuckers have to be nearly as overworked as her heart :(.
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You know they invented guns that can take down elephants like that.
 
This is just yet another binge session we're gawking at. Every time she 'attempts' to control her eating, she loses control in every other way. Amber is like some kind of 600 pound gluttony demon that just wants and wants and WANTS, never feeling filled.

So if she can't stuff herself with mcdonalds and candy she'll opt for shopping instead. more useless trash that is only going to be thrown into one of several mountains of trash in a corner of her lair. Because it doesn't matter if it's torrid circus tent hauls, makeup, journals, or whatever other junk, she isn't going to use it or even look at it after the initial 5 minutes of rubbing her blubbery paws on it in excitement wear off.

Amber is the Apex Consumer, every marketing department's wet dream. A creature that has been engineered from birth to brainlessly consume, and in fact can not live without constantly consuming more of <Your Product Here>.
 
So she bought new makeup she won't use to go with the new clothes she won't wear??? Sounds like a good idea. She "happens to like makeup" but never wears it ?. She kills me with all the wastefulness.

$20 bucks says she didn't even leave the house to go "shopping" just sent her errand boy.
 
Amber dijo:
It's definitely like self-love and taking care of yourself. Sometimes you just want to open a candle and enjoy yourself, relax, write, whatever it is
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Oh yeah. Yeah she's got such a stressful life that she needs to buy fucking candles to help her relax. And did you guys see the expression on her face when she said that? She was looking at the camera like she was trying to be seductive or something.

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Amber dijo:
....a lot of like girly goodies that I needed: makeup and just different things like that
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She needed literally none of what she bought. This haul was more useless than her doing another journal haul, since journals never expire and can be used by other people even after Amber puts her greasy hooves on them. A hair straightener? Why? All she does is shove her hair in a poop bun.

Although, since her face is becoming deformed by her constant weight gain, she might as well start doing makeup, and consider trying to get on Amy Slaton's good side. There could be some good laughs to be had if the two of them got together in person to do makeup videos.
 
literally low-key dijo:
What happened to all that make-up she received from Becky's family for Christmas?
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It wasn't high enough quality for Amber's standards.

She's probably also forgotten that she received it, and if she does remember, it's probably buried somewhere beneath her hoard of garbage and she'd rather buy new stuff than look for it.
 
Cunty vanity is high in this video, gorls. Has she finally embraced the HAES movement that all fat people do once they’ve realized they’ve given up on losing weight? I could forgive the fact that she spent so much on makeup had she not spent the money on food. But lezbereal, she threw away tons of money on both.

I wonder how high she gets off the fumes of her own narcissism before her tank runs on empty again?
 
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Here we go again with the wasteful spending to attempt to fill the void in her heart.

What bothered me the most is the fact that she "needed" a new straightener because she had her last one for years. And?? If nothing was wrong with it then why would you replace it? So wasteful. Pretty sure Amber contributes to the landfills 4x as much as the average human. But muh chemtrails!!1
 
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