[13-Marc-2019] Retrospective #3 - "I'll be looking back at YOUR favourite moments..."

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Yup good video snippet his Injustice material is the stuff of legend from Deadshot to mocking a player with "like 2000 matches in a week dood" (actually more like 1200 in 10 days plus early release) turned out it was a real legitimate professional player named Counterhitter.
 
So it's about 2PM and he just took his first 20 minute break. He's at 45 bucks total, truly a successful event so far.
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Back from a long break and all he does since then is
SNOOOORRRRRRRT
Thank's Dave. Glad you did nothing to prevent this. Had no time, apparently.
 
First 2 things i hear when i go on his stream:
  1. He was one of the best SF players in CT!
  2. He complains that his traveling vlogs are so short!

  1. When i have looked i have found very little about him in tournaments and, if i remember correctly, he did good after EVO but then gradually went down hill prior starting on YT.
  2. Not like he have been told a ton of times that 0.5-1 min traveling vlogs are way to short...
 
Honestly enjoying the food/cooking portions of this stream. He's super critical now that he has transitioned to chicken, turkey, and horse meat.

A few hours in and I'm getting a full lecture on the difference and health benefits of Miracle Whip versus generic mayonnaise. You really can't get this stuff in college academia today.

Shoutout to the back stretcher too, it really cured those bulging herniated discs that were keeping Phil off the road.
 
So he just claimed that he was the fattest around 2007-09...
And then what Phil? You magically started losing weight while stuffing yourself with fast food? He never worked out because he didn't have time, he drove a car everywhere and refused to eat healthy food because he didn't have the time to cook, yeah, that sounds like he was losing a lot of weight by magic!
 
Apparently Phil's dad would show his friends these cooking videos where Phil was drunk and pouring grease into the toilet or spending 20 minutes frying hot dogs. Somehow Phil's proud of that and not deathly embarrassed.

The "only things he ever cooks now" are turkey burgers and fajitas, so every time he makes Kat dinner he's warming preprepared meat in a pan. Also, for how much he claims Kat has made him eat healthy, the only thing he's enthusiastic about is junk food and talking about how much he still eats hot dogs or goes out to eat with Kat to get $15 heaping plates of bbq.
 
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Apparently Phil's dad would show his friends these cooking videos where Phil was drunk and pouring grease into the toilet or spending 20 minutes frying hot dogs. Somehow Phil's proud of that and not deathly embarrassed.

The "only things he ever cooks now" are turkey burgers and fajitas, so every time he makes Kat dinner he's warming preprepared meat in a pan. Also, for how much he claims Kat has made him eat healthy, the only thing he's enthusiastic about is junk food and talking about how much he still eats hot dogs or goes out to eat with Kat to get $15 heaping plates of bbq.
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Kind of fun watching how he pretends that he is much healthier now when commenting his old cooking videos.
 
I love how he calls himself, and I quote, "an unhealthy fat fuck" when watching his cooking videos, but people who criticize him regarding these videos are dirty detractors.

Or imagine someone in his chat saying something like: "Hey Phil! I've been watching you since 1982, and you really look like an unhealthy fat fuck in your cooking videos!" Instant perm ban.

Only DSP can safely criticize DSP, I guess.

-edit- Someone in chat said this when DSP was "laughing" at himself squirting ketchup all over the kitchen counter:

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New D$P Lore: In 2008 his YT channel had 'taken off' and he "was looking for a variety of content to put on the internet and to see if people were interested in stuff other than gaming" and to try different things. Prior till today, D$P stated he started making vlogs because they could be monetized while gaming videos could not.
 
We possibly just witnessed the first ever recorded footage of DSP T-Posing:

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And yes, I added the third picture only because it looks like he's sniffing his armpit.
 
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Montreal Quebec Canada is apparently the capital of Canada...

He is watching himself cheat on states and states flags in Bully, gets asked to show the other geography video, Phil: "Can i skip this one and do the other geography one, i don't know what it is! I couldn't tell you what the other geography one is, so i guess not!" (finish with a quick smile!)
 
Wing Zero dijo:
PLEASE tell me someone in the chat was intelligent enough to correct him...
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Why he brought it up!
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After his asnwer:
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Phil: Is it Mantoba?

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Phil: Oh, its Ottawa!

He sure shows that that highschool diploma is usless as he claims...

Someone please clip it because i can't!
 
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