Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[TrippinKahlua]

Why give him more big bucks? Almost four years later and @DStecks still hasn't had enough pages made.

 

[Water_Biscuit]

The "problem" with Patreon is that people can pledge money at any point during the month, but they won't be charged until the end of the month. So it would probably end up becoming a recurring cycle of people pledging a ton of money, then canceling the pledge right before payday.

Now, would this be funny? Absolutely. But since Chris has had a similar experience with eBay, he might wise up to it more quickly.

This was my immediate thought. Probably optimistic I know, but hey.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Did he ever sell the old Megan Shrine? I think he gave away the torn up "shecameforCWC" picture. And that banning letter from MLW could probably fetch a few hundo....work for forger/fraudster.....

 

[fiu0cm]

Who the everlasting fuck has 500 just laying around and nothing better to do with it than give it to some tard? This blows my mind.

Maybe the same one that blew 1700 USD on the cwcville.com domain.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Did he ever sell the old Megan Shrine? I think he gave away the torn up "shecameforCWC" picture. And that banning letter from MLW could probably fetch a few hundo....work for forger/fraudster.....

He didn't give ShecameforCWC away. One of the teen troon squad bought it and a bunch of his other old porn drawings for $1000 that she somehow got from her mom's boyfriend.

 

[Hrothgar]

Who the everlasting fuck has 500 just laying around and nothing better to do with it than give it to some tard? This blows my mind.

Someone whose tugboat just docked.

 

[Mick92]

He didn't give ShecameforCWC away. One of the teen troon squad bought it and a bunch of his other old porn drawings for $1000 that she somehow got from her mom's boyfriend.

I wonder if the person who bought ShecameforCWC has it reassembled and mounted on a wall, kind of like these people who do jigsaw puzzles and then frame them.

 

[.Magichan]

I wonder if the person who bought ShecameforCWC has it reassembled and mounted on a wall, kind of like these people who do jigsaw puzzles and then frame them.

There are many that I would mount, such as Issue 0, or the trails of the Asperpedia 4. But ShecameforCWC, I don't think I'd personally mount that one unless I have something to compliment it like a hand written letter by Chris Chan. If it's there by itself, it's kinda strange.

It's also another shameful fact I learned today about how Chris can only get worse and worse. That the art he did of another person without their consent, instead of immediately destroying he ends up selling it years later.

 

[Snuckening]

A few days ago, Chris's Patreon was nearly down to $100. Today:

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Someone pledged $500:

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lolwut!?! Someone's paying $500 A MONTH to Chris's Patreon?!? $6k a year?

Part of some particularly wccnish trolling plan like TTS with "She came for CWC"? Or is some autistic tech big-wig feeling all "there but for the grace of God..."? Is Notch or Zuckerberg a Sonichu fan?

What's the bet Chris fucks up their tier-perk custom video, and can't be bothered re-recording it?

I can't wait to see Chris showing off his new big-ticket Lego purchases, or $500 worth of MLP hair accessories.

 

[Rupin]

A few days ago, Chris's Patreon was nearly down to $100. Today:

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Someone pledged $500:

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500 dollars?? Man, I can't believe the autism of some of these people! I guess Chris has found his way to BronyCon after all.

 

[.Magichan]

lolwut!‽ Someone's paying $500 A MONTH to Chris's Patreon?‽ $6k a year?

Part of some particularly wccnish trolling plan like TTS with "She came for CWC"? Or is some autistic tech big-wig feeling all "there but for the grace of God..."? Is Notch or Zuckerberg a Sonichu fan?

What's the bet Chris fucks up their tier-perk custom video, and can't be bothered re-recording it?

I can't wait to see Chris showing off his new big-ticket Lego purchases, or $500 worth of MLP hair accessories.

Yeah, I'm honestly curious who did it.

 

[Marvin]

There are many that I would mount, such as Issue 0, or the trails of the Asperpedia 4. But ShecameforCWC, I don't think I'd personally mount that one unless I have something to compliment it like a hand written letter by Chris Chan. If it's there by itself, it's kinda strange.

It's also another shameful fact I learned today about how Chris can only get worse and worse. That the art he did of another person without their consent, instead of immediately destroying he ends up selling it years later.

He destroyed it by tearing it up. He kept the pieces. The dipshits just bought the pieces.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He destroyed it by tearing it up. He kept the pieces. The dipshits just bought the pieces.

That he held onto the torn pieces of a porn doodle that gave him so much trouble for all this years only makes it creepier and stupider.

Did he ever gave any reason for that? (Besides the obvious RAMPANT AUTISM, I mean).

 

[RustyNail(her)]

That he hold onto the torn pieces of a porn doodle that gave him so much trouble for all this years only makes it creepier and stupider.

Did he ever gave any reason for that? (Besides the obvious RAMPANT AUTISM, I mean).

Did anyone confirm that "torn to pieces" did not just mean "cut in half with scissors" so he couldn't just push them back together when he wanted to look at it?

And knowing Chris and his ego, hang ups on Meagan, and inability to let something go he probably couldn't stand just tearing up his masterpiece and throwing it away. He wanted to know he had access to it. Tearing it up was just a play for mercy.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Did anyone confirm that "torn to pieces" did not just mean "cut in half with scissors" so he couldn't just push them back together when he wanted to look at it?

And knowing Chris and his ego, hang ups on Meagan, and inability to let something go he probably couldn't stand just tearing up his masterpiece and throwing it away. He wanted to know he had access to it. Tearing it up was just a play for mercy.

Based on this image from the eBay listing, he either cut it up with scissors or was very careful about tearing it up. Either way, that looks like it'd be pretty easy to piece back together.

 

[fiu0cm]

Based on this image from the eBay listing, he either cut it up with scissors or was very careful about tearing it up. Either way, that looks like it'd be pretty easy to piece back together.

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Did Chris make that collage? I understand keeping your old drawings, but keeping a printed out still from a video of you drinking your own semen?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Did Chris make that collage? I understand keeping your old drawings, but keeping a printed out still from a video of you drinking your own semen?

I have no idea, but that was taken from the eBay listing, so presumably he did. I haven't the foggiest idea why he'd do that if he was as ashamed of all that shit as he claims.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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Not only does it have the Fanta Fapcup, but it also has:

• "Tribbing" with "Jackie" outside
• Humping his PS3
• Stripping to "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches
• One of his leaked Tomgirl pictures
• The Chris Chan Sonichu "transformation"
• And the infamous "For Julie's Eyes Only" climax

God knows what else is under that envelope. I mean, this picture is super-maximum 'tism to the zappin' extreme.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Not only does it have the Fanta Fapcup, but it also has:

• "Tribbing" with "Jackie" outside
• Humping his PS3
• Stripping to "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches
• One of his leaked Tomgirl pictures
• The Chris Chan Sonichu "transformation"
• And the infamous "For Julie's Eyes Only" climax

God knows what else is under that envelope. I mean, this picture is super-maximum 'tism to the zappin' extreme.

According to the archived images, he also included the wedding comic where he yiffed with Ivy, a drawing of Ivy tying him up and punishing him over the Vanessa Hudgens thing, Sonichu porking Rosechu, a nude Silvana who looks like she's masturbating, and a drawing of him and some girl sitting around in their underwear and talking about their relationship. (I thought it was Quinn at first, but it's dated 2015, so unless he's retconned the dates of their "relationship", I have no idea who it is.)

 

[RustyNail(her)]

According to the archived images, he also included the wedding comic where he yiffed with Ivy, a drawing of Ivy tying him up and punishing him over the Vanessa Hudgens thing, Sonichu porking Rosechu, a nude Silvana who looks like she's masturbating, and a drawing of him and some girl sitting around in their underwear and talking about their relationship. (I thought it was Quinn at first, but it's dated 2015, so unless he's retconned the dates of their "relationship", I have no idea who it is.)

Is that some sort of sex journal? Is he proud of all that and he only pretends to be ashamed when it works for him? Has he believed cartoons are real for way longer than he's let on and therefore any drawings he's made have actually happened in his mind?