FIGGIN 1/26/19 ADF and Victoria have broken up - will leave the apartment in 6 weeks

[Alex Krycek]

If Toren were an actual woman Phil would have just punched him in the face.

 

[MG 620]

They were a beautiful couple. This is a tragedy.

 

[Deadpool]

I hope Jon gives Phil one last good verbal/physical beating before he leaves.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I hope Jon gives Phil one last good verbal/physical beating before he leaves.

I hope he takes the bed afterwards too.

 

[Army Burger]

I hope he takes the bed afterwards too.

Or shits in it

 

[Stress Sigh]

Or shits in it

Like everyone hasn't already been group pooping in that bed.

 

[Deadpool]

Or shits in it

Then tears all of Phil's autistic scribbles from the walls and burns them as he and the downstairs neighbor dance around in a drunken pagan ritual.

 

[MMX]

I hope Toren takes Phil's daughter bike

 

[AnOminous]

If Toren were an actual woman Phil would have just punched him in the face.

Only if he was in a wheelchair.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Or shits in it

He’s puked in it so both sides of the intestinal tract would complete the collection.

 

[repentance]

I like that Phil thinks being unable to afford to keep Toren in vodka is a better cover story for them parting ways that whatever really happened.

 

[Slap47]

Anti-fascist work

I mean... Stalin was literally robbing trains and getting sent to Siberia and was able to stay married...

 

[Syaoran Li]

So the vodka-swilling ghoul found a better mark to mooch off of?

I knew this was going to happen sooner or later.

Although Phil really is better off without Toren in his life.

 

[Takodachi]

This must be the most elaborated shitposting I've seen in a while. For the sake of my already fragile psyche, I refuse to believe I share this planet with people like him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So the vodka-swilling ghoul found a better mark to mooch off of?

I knew this was going to happen sooner or later.

Although Phil really is better off without Toren in his life.

The question is, who is that mark?

 

[KE 521]

I still think it’s an eviction, Toren probably failed the credit check he bitched about having when he moved in and has been crouching in the bedroom like a golem ever since.

 

[Super Collie]

In the end I guess it was Phil's and Toren's relationship that wound up getting the fattest #AnalRips of all.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

You're all alone now, Phil. Prepare for some good ol' fashioned New Zealand rape.

Eww, Phil doesn't look anything like a sheep.

 

[Randall Fragg]

"Can no longer provide for her"

Fucking Toren has been leeching off a disabled autist. What a low life.

Not even that. He’s been leeching off a man leeching off the US Government.
Uncle Sam has been “providing” for Phil, and slingblade has just been crashing at his place/drinking his booze.
Wonder who Slingblade’s new mark is?

 

[Deadpool]

Eww, Phil doesn't look anything like a sheep.

He looks closer to a sheep than a human being. They both have those dumb blank stares.