Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Maxliam]

@guccigash chris isn't schizo or anything like that. He's just waaaay into escapist shit because he knows he can't do much about his circumstances (without putting forth any effort to, anyway). He'd exploit the welfare system in any other country like he does now, and still beg online for toy money after the bills were paid by lying his ass off. He knows exactly what he does (if he doesn't it's because he's too dumb/ignorant to get into the meat and potatoes of it, because that means STRESS from effort).

Also if he had a social worker that worker would
A)troll him
B)try to skim from his tugboat
C)get sick of his shit and bail

He functions just fine, he's been looking for a place to live outside of 14BC on and off for a while and Barb's not even cold yet. Of course when the merge finally happens all his money problems will be solved and he'll be living in a large mansion filled with Sonichu funko pops.

This is the reality you've stumbled on.

You forgot the part where he has harem of China like he's Kim Jung un. He's got the same build and delusion going but Kim can kill people.

 

[ExtremeZapper]

One of his white knights on Twitter would absolutely try and take him in. Though, once they actually deal with him in person they'll realize their horrible mistake

 

[Coleslaw]

One of his white knights on Twitter would absolutely try and take him in. Though, once they actually deal with him in person they'll realize their horrible mistake

Have any of the white knights actually met him? Are there many in Virginia?

 

[Terrorist]

I've always maintained that Barb is the best troll, and Clyde/Liquid/etc. are all a bunch of pussies compared to her.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Same thing with his friends from the card shop.

The one he's banned from or another game shop?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

One of his white knights on Twitter would absolutely try and take him in. Though, once they actually deal with him in person they'll realize their horrible mistake

You can always point him toward Portland where he can burn more bridges there.

 

[Strelok]

There's some mongoloid here who would. Never mind the multiple morons on Twitter who would. Someone would decide to try to keep this tard as a pet.

But think of the possibilities. We can resurrect the carnival freakshow. Charge people a dollar to see the half man, half hedgehog beast.

 

[AnOminous]

I've always maintained that Barb is the best troll, and Clyde/Liquid/etc. are all a bunch of pussies compared to her.

All the other trolls only got to him after she permanently destroyed his feeble mind.

 

[Marvin]

The one he's banned from or another game shop?

That one. He met them there, but they mostly spent time elsewhere. They would go to movies sometimes or Chris would go to their house.

Chris has been more enamored by his imaginary friends though.

 

[Moon Jelly]

To the oldfags - how does Chris's current mental state compare to the past? Has it been worse/better? Obviously when he was still going to the game store he had rl 'friends', so that was probably a peak for him.

 

[Snuckening]

Would any of us take him in, even temporarily?

He can live in my shed. I'll throw down fresh hay and everything, The chickens lay more eggs when they have company anyway, so it's a win/win.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

To the oldfags - how does Chris's current mental state compare to the past? Has it been worse/better? Obviously when he was still going to the game store he had rl 'friends', so that was probably a peak for him.

I've been lurking a long ass time and following Chris's antics since the outset. So as an oldfag, I can say that he has gotten drastically worse.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Chris is not that bad. If something pushed him he could handle anything...something like Barb's death maybe.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The chickens lay more eggs when they have company anyway, so it's a win/win.

He'd eventually molest them.

Then one day you'd be cracking an egg for breakfast and a cronenbergian malformed fetus, half bird, half Chris, would ooze from it. And before it inmediately liquefies and dies it will whine at you to get Chris unblocked at twatter, as the fat face that he got from his father melts away.

(Thank GodBear he is probably sterile)

 

[ExtremeZapper]

To the oldfags - how does Chris's current mental state compare to the past? Has it been worse/better? Obviously when he was still going to the game store he had rl 'friends', so that was probably a peak for him.

Chris during the old days dismissed claims from trolls that he was the cause of Billy Mays death since he had a Death Note, and flat out said "That's an anime! That's not real! Why would you THINK that?"

Present Day Chris is convinced CWCville is a real place, dimensions are merging, he's a goddess, and that the Amnyfest Ring is actually the fucking REALITY STONE, and all it took was some entry-level photoshop to convince him of that last part

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Doesn't Marvin spend the majority of the time in this forum trying to convince people Chris isn't like what you people assume he is?

 

[Mr. 0]

Doesn't Marvin spend the majority of the time in this forum trying to convince people Chris isn't like what you people assume he is?

i get the feeling there's at least 20 interpretations of chris in this thread alone

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Question

What does Barb do all day now? How much do you think she actively communicate with Chris?

 

[AnOminous]

Question

What does Barb do all day now?

Prays for the merciful release of death.

How much do you think she actively communicate with Chris?

Only for a few seconds a day when Chris hands down the lotion.

 

[Wrathcaster]

Question

What does Barb do all day now? How much do you think she actively communicate with Chris?

Probably the same shit she's been doing for years. Watch tv, eat junk and fast food. Go buy useless thrift store bullshit for the hoard. What else is there?