WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS 2018 12/28/18 - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Why did Al get so many makeup/beauty related gifts?

  • People want to see how ridiculous she can make herself look

    Votos: 31 11.4%

  • To hide her face (because it’s getting fatter)

    Votos: 52 19.0%

  • To encourage her to take better care of herself

    Votos: 36 13.2%

  • She actually chose these gifts herself

    Votos: 80 29.3%

  • The people were obligated to give her gifts, and that was the easiest they could think of

    Votos: 176 64.5%

  • A reason not mentioned here

    Votos: 7 2.6%
  • Total de votantes
    273
Fitting gifts for the dainty 14-year-old girl that she is.

PS: Those stretched-out vertical lines on her cardigan have an uncanny resemblance to the grooves on the undersides of rorquals. I’m glad she’s finally embracing her true nature. Swim, gorl. Swim.
 
Orange//Net dijo:
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When you’re so lazy you can’t WRAP any gifts and just shove em in a bag with tissue paper. Every last one. Every present under that tree is shoved in a bag with paper and that is hilarious to me.

Every single thing she got as a gift is exactly the kind of thing you would give someone in the office gift exchange if you didn't know them well at all. Just a “fuck it, this is under the suggested spending limit and it’s the first thing I saw at the store.”

The only thing tackier than her gifts is doing a Christmas Present Haul video.
 
Notice how no one bothered to buy her clothing or sweets. They didn't want to contribute to the problem...

How boring of an individual do you have to be for your one and only defining interest to be makeup? Usually, when people exchange gifts for the other party, they have a slew of their interests to choose from. From gaming, drawing, favorite shows, arbitrary and niche interests etc...The only things that Amber's friends could conceptualize were knock-off perfume(because she smells) and makeup. It's the type of gift that you'd give a 90yr old grandmother.
 
She mentioned that everyone just "knew her so well" ... that's not too hard, seeing as all the "hauls" she does show us is always cheap, mindless, useless crap ... anyone would be so lucky to have AL on their Christmas buying list .. cheap and tacky
 
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hotcheetospuffs dijo:
I haven't seen those "Designer Imposters" perfume sprays since the 90's. I believe that one is imitation "Georgio Beverly Hills", which used to be sold at Walgreens alongside classics like Malibu Musk, Exclamation, and Tribe. Becky's mum must've had to dig deep in the back of the medicine cabinet to find that.
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I was thinking most of that stuff is the type of item that frequently gets regifted. The wicker star, black diamond decoration, the various candle holders, that bath mit, packets of sachet - that's shit you receive and put in the closet until you realize you need to give a gift to the soul-sucking food destroyer your sister is inexplicably dating.

Hoo boy, that cheap WalMart cosmetic set gives me pause. It retails for $10 so you're essentially paying 28 cents per item in the box, including the multi-shade eye shadow and blush/contouring pallette. The kit is perfectly safe, I'm sure, but I wonder how AL will fare given her propensity to go to bed with her makeup on. None of the people getting AL gifts are rich - these are working class people and I would not have spent much money on AL either. No shade to anyone who spent little money on AL's "Christmas haul." But cheap cosmetics sets and body sprays are what you give a preteen just learning about makeup, and maybe not so much even then since nowadays even young girls would prefer a couple of elf products to a kit like this. But it fits the bill for Amber. It's definitely quantity over quality.

And well spotted to those who note that most of this is shit you get a preteen girl. The blanket appears to be the only adult-quality and useful item she received.
 
I'm settling in to watch this horseshit but based on the screen caps (thx btw) I'm questioning why anyone got a soon to be corpse any gifts.
 
MillionaireMadman dijo:
Nobody is talking about my favourite gift. The mermaid lip gloss that literally has "unfortunate souls" as a colour name. My Jesus. Do you think Eric and Ricky picked that gift box up just for that shady line alone?
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She also didn't seem to know or realize it was supposed to be based off The Little Mermaid? "Unfortunate souls" and "shalala"? Hot Topic's really trying to make the most on those Disney rights these days I see. Not only that but those colors aren't even mermaid related (there's so many other colors they could've done... especially given the source material but a pink and 2 nudes?) and two of them are straight up shit colors on her. There's no way it wasn't a little shade from them (or at the very least I agree w an earlier comment that they went in for Becky and grabbed some random stuff for our dainty gorl). Everything is just so tacky, cheap and last minute but the lip gloss is definitely my favorite.

She's not bragging though.
 
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Wow......sooooo thoughtful.

It's all crap Big Al can play with from her base camp on Pillow Mountain. Very thoughtful indeed.

Looks like a bunch of cheap garbage people wrap up for grab bag "prizes".
 
Delayed reaction here but I cannot get over how bad Becky looks. Her stomach is so big it's destroying her posture. She looks positively sway-backed, which forces her gut out even further. Her upper body is so fat her arms are now nearing that akimbo position so many super-fat people develop because they physically cannot drop their arms down to form a right angle with their shoulders. Amber has gone downhill fast in a year and Becky's fast on her tail. The two of them have just blown up over the last few months. It's almost impressive, in a way. They've shown a lot of dedication in destroying themselves.
 
Dog Prom 3D dijo:
Delayed reaction here but I cannot get over how bad Becky looks. Her stomach is so big it's destroying her posture. She looks positively sway-backed, which forces her gut out even further. Her upper body is so fat her arms are now nearing that akimbo position so many super-fat people develop because they physically cannot drop their arms down to form a right angle with their shoulders. Amber has gone downhill fast in a year and Becky's fast on her tail. The two of them have just blown up over the last few months. It's almost impressive, in a way. They've shown a lot of dedication in destroying themselves.
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They are both having affairs with the Cheesecake Factory, takeout, Chinese buffets, sushi restaurants, Walmart, Taco Bell, and any other chain restaurant/store imaginable
 
Pikapool dijo:
Lol she's getting really salty with commentors what's wrong gorl I thought you had thick skin XD
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Indeed.

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It could just be the lighting, but I'm pretty sure she's still using foundation on her knuckles/neck to hide the discoloration. Too bad her new makeup kit didn't have a bottle -- she must go through a lot to keep painting over that shit, even with just 3 videos a week.

It also looks like she's been biting her nails. I feel like this is a new development.
 
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