WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS 2018 12/28/18 - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Why did Al get so many makeup/beauty related gifts?

  • People want to see how ridiculous she can make herself look

    Votos: 31 11.4%

  • To hide her face (because it’s getting fatter)

    Votos: 52 19.0%

  • To encourage her to take better care of herself

    Votos: 36 13.2%

  • She actually chose these gifts herself

    Votos: 80 29.3%

  • The people were obligated to give her gifts, and that was the easiest they could think of

    Votos: 176 64.5%

  • A reason not mentioned here

    Votos: 7 2.6%
  • Total de votantes
    273
Love how she claims her friends (eric and ricky) know her SOOOO well yet they bought size 11 MENS shoes for her dainty little feet.
Likely it was the last pair in the sale bin and they thought "fuck it they'll fit her eventually".
We believe you gorl.
 
Feels like the type of gifts where someone just jumps between department stores and buys whatevers on clearance

Who even needs this shit
 
Becky's mom got Hamber a can of Body Spray for Christmas :lit: I can't :P

The cognitive dissonance is a bit strong at the start, she's still talking about trying to 'fix mah sleep schedule' and how she's 'sooo tired, OMG I need to go back to bed'. I think she doesn't have any idea what Sleep Apnea is, or she's entirely blocked out everything from her doctor visit except for 'healthy, just big', 'everything is still reversable', and 'don't have to start anything until January 1st'.
 
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I haven't seen those "Designer Imposters" perfume sprays since the 90's. I believe that one is imitation "Georgio Beverly Hills", which used to be sold at Walgreens alongside classics like Malibu Musk, Exclamation, and Tribe. Becky's mum must've had to dig deep in the back of the medicine cabinet to find that.
 
meangorl666 dijo:
Love how she claims her friends (eric and ricky) know her SOOOO well yet they bought size 11 MENS shoes for her dainty little feet.
Likely it was the last pair in the sale bin and they thought "fuck it they'll fit her eventually".
We believe you gorl.
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I dont know if they were actually mens shoes or if she just said that. I cant imagine any man, even a gay man, wearing violet-ish kitten shoes. Theyre like in between Vans or Converse and slip ons or something. Ive not seen any mens shoes that have that low of an opening, but maybe I just only look at like sneakers and shit.

I wear a size 11 1/2 and it's hard to get scale with Amber but I cant really imagine any man's foot fitting into a shoe that narrow and small. They look like child's shoes or like a size 6 or 7 in womens.

Im thinking she bought them herself to mask the fact that they either "forgot her", got her shit she didnt like or think fit her image ("No you guys my friends and family like me and know me SOOO well!"), or most likely: everybody just got her restaurant gift cards except Becky.
 
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The mirror, lip glosses, and cat shoes from Eric and Rickie are all from Hot Topic. I 100% guarantee that they went there to get Becky gifts that she'll enjoy, and just picked whatever up for AL. The largest size online for those shoes are an 11. Since AL wears the largest torrid size, i guess they equated that with the largest shoe size available?
 
Take the hint, gorl. Those gifts were shit. You’re fat AND you smell.

Edit: Thanks @JambledUpWords for the summary. I don’t know how you guise managed to power through her fucking boring ass vids.
 
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I feel like Amber is the type to over spray herself with perfume in hopes to mask the smell of sweaty rolls of fats rubbing together.

Her presents reminds me of what Tammy Slaton would get as well for christmas. Both of them seem so...excited to get basic girly stuff that an aunt or uncle might get for a 11 yr old girl, not someone approaching 30.
 
Her gifts were meant for a 10 yr old. Unicorns on her blankets and pillows and mermaids on her lip gloss tin.
Also she couldn't stand up to show her outfit of the day, hey. When was the last time we saw her standing? She's definitely not following the doctors recommendations.
 
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