Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

Found a budding lolcalf who's, surprisingly enough, obsessed with Fraggle Rock pretty much same way some are obsessed with SU.
3lazy5make a bigger post right now, just see for yourselves: their tumblr and listo.

*They're 16 though and I don't remember what age personal lolcows should be to get a mention here? Should I wait a couple years? :)

Yes, you should.
 
@Meowthkip - alright then, let's see what grows out of them. :like:

Until then, I'll mention another 'cow of mine who's in their 20s, Blackspy/Gextv (currently resides here and here, main tumblr is likely on another url I didn't get to dig up yet). Huge-ass screencap (reads bottom to top) is taken on the blog of a relatively sane person (name hidden under green bars) and is just one example or their chimpouts.
 

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So I followed this person before they were known as "octolinglesbian" since he seemed pretty okay.
Yeah I was wrong but I decided to keep following him (BTW he's a man turned trans woman, I'll refer to him as male). Below are some screenshots I took of his blog (and a post he reblogged)
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and we're already off to a great start (forgot to mention he's 14 BTW)
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I'd want to support you if you would stop complaining about your problems (and I say this as a person who's okay with nonspergy LGBTs)

Also I'm on mobile so excuse the (maybe) poor formatting

EDIT: he reblogged it again right after I posted
>14 year old
>already trans
 
When people start injecting Splatoon with this obnoxious shit it really takes the fun out of the game. At this point I wonder how these people are even capable of enjoying it let alone enjoying anything.

@Ulquiorra Cifer dunno why but that whole story has me cracking up, specifically the weird BDSM fem demon King Crimson.
 
I have been, incredibly vexed by this user for a while now https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/ewonenaellav (can't get a non-dashboard link, sorry) and I cannot figure them out, between the long rambling posts that appear to be on purpose? The constant flip flopping between rants against the idea of being transgender and then buying mtf hormones off of the internet its all absurd and the content changes daily.
 
I've been following this person on Tumblr for a while now, and I think I hit quite some amusing territory.

This person used to have an about page, but it seems like it's now deleted and replaced by their Listography, which I'll link later.

Meet kaguyapicaro (https://archive.fo/2GqpN and https://archive.fo/FOO1Y ), who is from what I've seen, some supposed 26 year old with weird pronouns and a lot, and I mean a LOT of kins. Here's the link, and from first glance, this person is kin with their own Sonic OC and a lot of edgy characters.http://kaguyapicaro.tumblr.com/kin (archive: https://archive.fo/TJGbx ) Here's their kin Listography with some "memories" as well. https://listography.com/akirakurusus (archive: https://archive.fo/LX4LB and https://archive.fo/rwhWC )

Here's their sideblogs if anyone wants them: http://kaguyapicaro.tumblr.com/links (archive: https://archive.fo/7TJtg ) I barely touched the surface of the blog tbh because I'm already put off by the way they describe themselves. See what content you guys can find.
 

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Reading through this thread jogged my memories of a sad old acquaintance of mine. I used to be chill with her way back when I first made a tumblr for video game shit, she posted a lot of good dark souls content and we gelled easily since she was also a former channer. Fast forward a few years and I'm beginning to think about letting her go because she's gotten far more aggressive and mean spirited about being trans and is constantly posting art of her fursona. What tipped it over for me was her obsession with a certain dark souls character being trans. Anyone who's played it instantly knows I'm talking about Gwyndolin.

Male character "raised as a daughter" with a dress and slight hint of tits. The actual backstory is a combination of japan tonedeaf to western gender shit and the fact that the character's model is reused from something else and they added the feminizing backstory to explain why he's wearing a dress and has tits. That's literally it. It was a big meme in the online community to call him a trap or insist he was actually a girl so it's not gay if they fap to him. 'Gwyndolin is a girl' wank always epitomized the shitty dudebro side of the community that I hated so much.

I can understand people projecting trans headcanons onto a character like that but she went off the fucking deep end. She literally made an 'informational masterpost' with a bunch of fanartist's gwyndolin art highlighting why it was 'wrong' and how to 'properly' draw gwyndolin since She was a Transgirl and to NEVER draw Her with broad shoulders or angular jaw and to ALWAYS INCLUDE THE TITS. She was literally convinced it was 100% canon and that everyone else was flat out wrong and maliciously genderbending gwyndolin to be male. She's deleted that original meltdown post, probably because she just straight up stole and didn't credit fanart because it was "wrong", but this ask is in response to it.

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"the writers are wrong except it's canon except they wrote it specifically as a man in a dress trope except here's a bunch of 'evidence' from the game to support me even though the writing doesn't matter but it's totally fact"

I look at this and I see "gwyndolin is a grill so it's not gay when I fap to her" in a different hat. I had to admit that she was a lost cause and let her go. She's left tumblr now because she says it's toxic (because of pedos and gore blogs, obviously not anything related to her) and is happily dating a much less passing troon. I hope they're happy.
 
Reading through this thread jogged my memories of a sad old acquaintance of mine. I used to be chill with her way back when I first made a tumblr for video game shit, she posted a lot of good dark souls content and we gelled easily since she was also a former channer. Fast forward a few years and I'm beginning to think about letting her go because she's gotten far more aggressive and mean spirited about being trans and is constantly posting art of her fursona. What tipped it over for me was her obsession with a certain dark souls character being trans. Anyone who's played it instantly knows I'm talking about Gwyndolin.

Male character "raised as a daughter" with a dress and slight hint of tits. The actual backstory is a combination of japan tonedeaf to western gender shit and the fact that the character's model is reused from something else and they added the feminizing backstory to explain why he's wearing a dress and has tits. That's literally it. It was a big meme in the online community to call him a trap or insist he was actually a girl so it's not gay if they fap to him. 'Gwyndolin is a girl' wank always epitomized the shitty dudebro side of the community that I hated so much.

I can understand people projecting trans headcanons onto a character like that but she went off the fucking deep end. She literally made an 'informational masterpost' with a bunch of fanartist's gwyndolin art highlighting why it was 'wrong' and how to 'properly' draw gwyndolin since She was a Transgirl and to NEVER draw Her with broad shoulders or angular jaw and to ALWAYS INCLUDE THE TITS. She was literally convinced it was 100% canon and that everyone else was flat out wrong and maliciously genderbending gwyndolin to be male. She's deleted that original meltdown post, probably because she just straight up stole and didn't credit fanart because it was "wrong", but this ask is in response to it.


"the writers are wrong except it's canon except they wrote it specifically as a man in a dress trope except here's a bunch of 'evidence' from the game to support me even though the writing doesn't matter but it's totally fact"

I look at this and I see "gwyndolin is a grill so it's not gay when I fap to her" in a different hat. I had to admit that she was a lost cause and let her go. She's left tumblr now because she says it's toxic (because of pedos and gore blogs, obviously not anything related to her) and is happily dating a much less passing troon. I hope they're happy.

Good lord. I can tolerate/laugh off pretty much everything else but tumblr, but the "Character who was forced into living as the opposite sex and had their life ruined by it is TOTES A BEAUTIFUL TRANS ICON" thing just burns me every time.
 
Robin Michelle Blake. He was the artist of “World of Fizz”. He trooned out in 2014 and became the stereotypical NPC essjay. When people ask about his art, he acts like Chris chan and either ignores the questions or just tells them to fuck off.
 
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> 26
> unemployed, "unable to work" due to made-up pysch illness
> spends time posting anime on the internet

I understand why republicans don't want to pay taxes.

Also, this person's clearly having an identity crisis. How can one be asexual (doesn't want sex) and aromantic (doesn't want romance) and lesbian (homosexual)?

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And what the hell does this mean? There's a set list of intersex conditions. You're either an intersex female or you're not.

And here, have facepics if you want.
 
'Faelight'

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32 years old. Unemployed, living with their two 'Datemates' because they were being 'abused' by their parents in such ways as being expected to help with chores around the house.

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Constantly talking about how disabled they are and how they can't hold down a job, while at the same time constantly buying themselves various knicknacks and clutter such as inks, pens, and other crafting supplies they never seem to actually use.

Constantly posting things like this:

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Often posting & reblogging posts about fat acceptance and how weight loss is unhealthy, even if a certified medical professional has told their patient that weight loss would help them. And yes, if you were wondering, they are an absolute whale of a human being.

They are also, of course, fictionkin with an ever expanding list of characters they happen to find cute or cool. Below is their kin list, including such highlights as Kyubey from Madoka Magica, Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, and Peridot from Steven Universe, oh, and Fenrir from Norse Mythology.

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They also consider themselves a 'pop culture pagan' whatever that means, as well as a 'curse friendly witch' and they run a blog for their tarot and witchcraft off of a sideblog; Faetarot
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They're obsessed with greed from fullmetal alchemist, and ship him with Edward Elric, who they consider themselves to be kin with. Read into that what you will.

In short: the usual tumblr cringe, but someone I idly keep an eye on all the same due to the sheer lack of self awareness.
 

It's not like humans are hardwired to help those who appear weak or vulnerable as a way to ensure survival of the group going all the way back to caveman days, and that the inclination to help others is at the core of most religions or communities. Nah, man, The Ableds™ just want to feel good about themselves when they hold open the door for you when you walk in using a cane. Instead we should just lash out at them like the embittered assholes that we are, so we all end up like Kylie Brooks, who is a thoroughly unlikable human being who surrounds himself with people he sees as little more than means to an end and would run them over with his wheelchair and spit on their corpses if he thought he could get away with it.

Yeah, that sounds great, I totally wouldn't want to kill myself living a life where I consciously go out of my way to deprive myself of gratitude or empathy while co-opting the term "punk" like being a dickhead is a radical concept.

Shit, where's that San Antonio Rock City strip of Mitch Clem taunting a fat man riding a scooter after the guy gets offended when he politely offers to help him when I need it?
 
It's not like humans are hardwired to help those who appear weak or vulnerable as a way to ensure survival of the group going all the way back to caveman days, and that the inclination to help others is at the core of most religions or communities. Nah, man, The Ableds™ just want to feel good about themselves when they hold open the door for you when you walk in using a cane. Instead we should just lash out at them like the embittered assholes that we are, so we all end up like Kylie Brooks, who is a thoroughly unlikable human being who surrounds himself with people he sees as little more than means to an end and would run them over with his wheelchair and spit on their corpses if he thought he could get away with it.

Yeah, that sounds great, I totally wouldn't want to kill myself living a life where I consciously go out of my way to deprive myself of gratitude or empathy while co-opting the term "punk" like being a dickhead is a radical concept.

Shit, where's that San Antonio Rock City strip of Mitch Clem taunting a fat man riding a scooter after the guy gets offended when he politely offers to help him when I need it?

Offering to help someone who might need it because life is shitty and society has been known to fuck disabled people over is an incredibly punk thing to do.
 
'Faelight'

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32 years old. Unemployed, living with their two 'Datemates' because they were being 'abused' by their parents in such ways as being expected to help with chores around the house.

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Constantly talking about how disabled they are and how they can't hold down a job, while at the same time constantly buying themselves various knicknacks and clutter such as inks, pens, and other crafting supplies they never seem to actually use.

Constantly posting things like this:

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Often posting & reblogging posts about fat acceptance and how weight loss is unhealthy, even if a certified medical professional has told their patient that weight loss would help them. And yes, if you were wondering, they are an absolute whale of a human being.

They are also, of course, fictionkin with an ever expanding list of characters they happen to find cute or cool. Below is their kin list, including such highlights as Kyubey from Madoka Magica, Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, and Peridot from Steven Universe, oh, and Fenrir from Norse Mythology.

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They also consider themselves a 'pop culture pagan' whatever that means, as well as a 'curse friendly witch' and they run a blog for their tarot and witchcraft off of a sideblog; Faetarot
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They're obsessed with greed from fullmetal alchemist, and ship him with Edward Elric, who they consider themselves to be kin with. Read into that what you will.

In short: the usual tumblr cringe, but someone I idly keep an eye on all the same due to the sheer lack of self awareness.
The rest of their about page needs a screenshot.
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I'm so tired of the word 'queer'. Not because of it being a slur, but because it's exclusively used by 15 year olds and insufferable people like this.
 
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I'm so tired of the word 'queer'. Not because of it being a slur, but because it's exclusively used by 15 year olds and insufferable people like this.

I was with them until they got to aces and aros when I was like ehhhhhh... nah.

Then they said they were otherkin and I was like LOL no.
 
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