Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[MY 405]

Kengle didn't find out he was autistic until he was like 50. Fucked his life up something fierce. (That is, living with undiagnosed autism, not the revelation.)

I think that’s very sad. I think it’s an utter diservice if your parents knew it since you were a child and kept it from you for decades.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I personally think Chris is certifiably exceptional from head to toe. As stated by LYLT, Chris' personality is terrible, but it's not because of bad upbringing. Tards usually have very off-putting personalities because their brains are fried. I would hate to see Chris working to bag groceries, then out of nowhere holding a meet and greet where he kisses men and young boys while doing Donald Duck impersonations. I guarantee you if he were to work, he would automatically start whining to anyone who would listen about how much he wants more money for having a great mind.

Autistic people can be tolerable, even entertaining(in a non trolling way) when extra effort is made to raise them. As creepy as Chris acted on the Emily date, he was a lot more tolerable then as opposed to now. The biggest component to how Chris is is that all his life he was fluffed up to how talented and great he is and if anything negative happened, it was someone else's fault. Now take that and add a decade of people fucking with him and to get on his good side to have an "in" you soaked Chris with a bunch of praise and filled his head with what he wants to hear. He was never given the opportunity to grow and learn from actual life experiences.

Yes, he got fired from Wendy's for not having a filter from his brain to his mouth, but he was never allowed to learn from the incident. It's how everyone learns, but it's especially harder for autistic people which his parents made little effort towards. Instead of getting Chris on SSI AND trying to get him another job, his parents basically said "fuck it, he's too retarded."

Chris is exceptional in his delusions about sister dimensions and shit only because there's nobody in his life that cares enough to get him the mental help he needs and has needed for many years. And his parents definitely did fail him on that aspect and on keeping him out of special ed because those are the types of classes that try and provide the students structure and some life and coping skills that he desperately lacks.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I think that’s very sad. I think it’s an uttier diservice if your parents knew it since you were a child and kept it from you for decades.

In Kengle's parents defense, he was misdiagnosed with Childhood skitzophrenia by a doctor with outdated information. Still can't deny his life has been pretty messed up

 

[nvrwastetree]

The only thing holding Chris back from holding a low level job is his grating personality and his inability to shut the fuck up. Chris is just neurotypical enough that he would piss his coworkers and clients off that they wouldn't give him a pass for being a rere. Businesses around here employ the handicapped to do shit like ripping tickets at a theater or bagging groceries, both things Chris would he capable of. I mean fuck, there is a theater here who employed a kid who was wheelchair bound and had poor motor skills but was able to rip tickets. Very nice kid as opposed to Chris who can be incredibly inappropriate in his interactions with people. Part of the problem being the trolls, as a whole, encouraging his behavior so of course he doesn't see his behaviors as being inappropriate.

If he got a job at a theater ripping tickets he would probably be terminated within the first 24 hours from being a complete weirdo. "Oh, I see you're going to view the new MLP movie, even though I have yet to see it, my hubby and I have both astral projected to ponyville, and I can tell you personally that I spoke with twilight sparkle in my pony form, and she said to thank you for seeing her movie." That or he gets fired for being an asshole to all the dirty males because they took all the pretty girls leave him with none to choose from. There's a whole lot of varibles that could get Chris fired or in trouble with the law.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Ya'll seen these blankets?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ya'll seen these blankets?

Yes, you can probably get cleaner ones at filthy thrift stores.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Yes, you can probably get cleaner ones at filthy thrift stores.

But the Chandler funk makes them more valuable! One of them could have been used while Chris was humping his blow up dolls.

 

[idosometimes]

I cannot help but think that this is the "look" that Barb used on Bob 30-something years ago nine months before they ended up with Chris.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I cannot help but think that this is the "look" that Barb used on Bob 30-something years ago nine months before they ended up with Chris.
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I just noticed Chris had some Overwatch Pops. Has Chris even played Overwatch or is it him just hoarding.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I just noticed Chris had some Overwatch Pops. Has Chris even played Overwatch or is it him just hoarding.

We know that he has Overwatch: Origins Edition as of 2016, it's unclear whether he's played it or not.

 

[No_one]

I cannot help but think that this is the "look" that Barb used on Bob 30-something years ago nine months before they ended up with Chris.
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Still hotter than Chis(tine) will ever be.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris could do any of those jobs, they involve no interaction with the public

That's what I always say, but a lot of you guys talk like Chris only employement options were as executive vice president of presidenting public relations amongst which. Of course he wouldn't last a day on a public job, that's obvious.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

That's what I always say, but a lot of you guys talk like Chris only employement options were as executive vice president of presidenting public relations amongst which. Of course he wouldn't last a day on a public job, that's obvious.

It's because people want to think Chris is this super horrible, conceited retard and the worst person in existence. You can't suggest Chris having the ability do something as normal as having a job, whether it's because people set themselves on a scale in comparison to Chris or feelings of guilt or whatever. There are so many programs out there catered specifically to help reres more unstable than Chris have some sort of employment. Just because Chris doesn't want a job doesn't mean he couldn't dump out waste baskets in an office. But as we all know, that's beneath him.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, you can probably get cleaner ones at filthy thrift stores.

And they probably wouldn't have descendants of the bugs that ate Bob Chandler in them.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The only thing holding Chris back from holding a low level job is his grating personality and his inability to shut the fuck up. Chris is just neurotypical enough that he would piss his coworkers and clients off that they wouldn't give him a pass for being a rere. Businesses around here employ the handicapped to do shit like ripping tickets at a theater or bagging groceries, both things Chris would he capable of. I mean fuck, there is a theater here who employed a kid who was wheelchair bound and had poor motor skills but was able to rip tickets. Very nice kid as opposed to Chris who can be incredibly inappropriate in his interactions with people. Part of the problem being the trolls, as a whole, encouraging his behavior so of course he doesn't see his behaviors as being inappropriate.

I would not trust Chris to rip tickets. He'd probably accidentally spout out spoilers for all the latest children movies.

"Ya'all have a good time and don't get sad when Fluttershy dies! My husbands and I are working on bringing her back for her one true heartsweet, Dick Waffle"

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I would not trust Chris to rip tickets. He'd probably accidentally spout out spoilers for all the latest children movies.

"Ya'all have a good time and don't get sad when Fluttershy dies! My husbands and I are working on bringing her back for her one true heartsweet, Dick Waffle"

Haha, fair enough. Back in the day I imagine if Chris really wanted any sort of job he could have asked Rocky and she probably could have hooked him up a few hours a week to clean the church.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's because people want to think Chris is this super horrible, conceited exceptional individual and the worst person in existence. You can't suggest Chris having the ability do something as normal as having a job, whether it's because people set themselves on a scale in comparison to Chris or feelings of guilt or whatever. There are so many programs out there catered specifically to help reres more unstable than Chris have some sort of employment. Just because Chris doesn't want a job doesn't mean he couldn't dump out waste baskets in an office. But as we all know, that's beneath him.

Of course it's beneath him. He is a descendant of royalty!

 

[Darndirty]

I think people saying Chris would have no problem holding a job are being disingenuous in one regard. The SECOND it becomes public where he works that place would get trolls and weens calling all day, telling the boss he's a child molester or whatever they think will get a rise or get him fired. How long you think that would last before they got rid of him?

 

[bigshot]

Even if Chris was unknown he wouldn't be able to hold a job. Maybe he could stuff envelopes for a few hours each week, but not a regular job. He is unable to focus himself on anything, and he can't take instruction from supervisors. The first is his autism. The second is Bob and Barb's doing. They didn't train him properly.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Why would Chris get a job when he gets money for nothing from the government and other autistics send him money for garbage?
It wouldn’t solve his debt problem, he’d just spend more on toys.
The only way Chris would get a job if he lost his tugboat and Barb is dead.