Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Mason Verger]

Where the fuck is he storing them all even? Like, does he pay for office space or a storage unit?

Chris has taken over at least three rooms in the house for his stuff.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Chris has taken over at least three rooms in the house for his stuff.

I don't keep up with Chris as much as I should so pardon my ignorance but is this legit? Can I get a source?

 

[Mason Verger]

I don't keep up with Chris as much as I should so pardon my ignorance but is this legit? Can I get a source?

This video shows he has his new bedroom and he's taken over the next large room as well as a sort of "office", https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hOhocm2I2YU

and I remember him saying something about keeping stuff in his old room as well, though I assume its storage for fire damaged crap that he couldn't part with though I don't remember where to reference that. If I recall Chris essentially has the entire upstairs while Barb lives exclusively downstairs now.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Really, I see the financhu crisis as a knock off of another cow's saga, DarksydePhil. Both of them are in a downward financhial spiral where they constantly beg for money and have no shame in not getting a job. The difference between DSP and Chris is that DSP doesn't have someone like Barb taking his money constantly and also is a bit more willing to grind for money with how long his streams are with Chris usually not putting in effort to getting his work done

 

[AnOminous]

Chris has taken over at least three rooms in the house for his stuff.

As Chris slowly sucks out Barb's soul and turns into her, the teeming corruption of his hoard overwhelms and takes over the territory previously occupied by her.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

As Chris slowly sucks out Barb's soul and turns into her, the teeming corruption of his hoard overwhelms and takes over the territory previously occupied by her.

then what becomes of Barb's hoard?

 

[Mason Verger]

As Chris slowly sucks out Barb's soul and turns into her, the teeming corruption of his hoard overwhelms and takes over the territory previously occupied by her.

Like two slime molds slowly competing over the same dead tree trunk.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

If Chris would just share a bed with Barb like she wants they’d have even more room for the hoard.

 

[BeanBidan]

I'm still yet to see proof Chris is into clop.

If he drank his own semen voluntarily, and is married to a bunch of his sonic OC there really isn't anything you can be surprised by anymore when it involves Chris unless it's acting normal.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I don't even care he doesn't have or won't get a job. I understand he's too rètarded to hold a job. It just pisses me off he thinks he's some how above getting a job, like it's beneath him. Meanwhile other rètards reinforce this belief by giving him money.

I hate the fact that in the last few weeks Chris has made me shift from "people can spend their money how they please" to "anyone who spends money on Chris's garbage (not counting actual bargins people have gotten few they may have been) are rètarded." Rate me mad on the internet all you want, but hopefully people stop giving him money for free, and he has to face life like the rest of us. It's gotten to where I can say "fuck this guy, he deserves what he gets." Rètarded or not.

The Hulkster knows what he's talking about, brother

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I don't keep up with Chris as much as I should so pardon my ignorance but is this legit? Can I get a source?

As much as you should? Lolol oh buddy that's an interesting way to see it. I'm pretty sure paying any attention to this whole dumpster greasefire of a busted ass human being is the opposite of what any of us should be doing. Greasefire included.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

If I recall Chris essentially has the entire upstairs while Barb lives exclusively downstairs now.

IDT that part's a recent development. That's how it's been at least as far back as '07 if I know my Christory.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Requesting new counter on CwCiki: It has been x days since Magi-chan has last begged for money

 

[Gorgar]

Requesting new counter on CwCiki: It has been x days since Magi-chan has last begged for money

Nah it probably won’t last very long, much like the other twitter account Chris made.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I don't even care he doesn't have or won't get a job. I understand he's too rètarded to hold a job. It just pisses me off he thinks he's some how above getting a job, like it's beneath him. Meanwhile other rètards reinforce this belief by giving him money.

I hate the fact that in the last few weeks Chris has made me shift from "people can spend their money how they please" to "anyone who spends money on Chris's garbage (not counting actual bargins people have gotten few they may have been) are rètarded." Rate me mad on the internet all you want, but hopefully people stop giving him money for free, and he has to face life like the rest of us. It's gotten to where I can say "fuck this guy, he deserves what he gets." Rètarded or not.

The only thing holding Chris back from holding a low level job is his grating personality and his inability to shut the fuck up. Chris is just neurotypical enough that he would piss his coworkers and clients off that they wouldn't give him a pass for being a rere. Businesses around here employ the handicapped to do shit like ripping tickets at a theater or bagging groceries, both things Chris would he capable of. I mean fuck, there is a theater here who employed a kid who was wheelchair bound and had poor motor skills but was able to rip tickets. Very nice kid as opposed to Chris who can be incredibly inappropriate in his interactions with people. Part of the problem being the trolls, as a whole, encouraging his behavior so of course he doesn't see his behaviors as being inappropriate.

 

[Deadpool]

The only thing holding Chris back from holding a low level job is his grating personality and his inability to shut the fuck up. Chris is just neurotypical enough that he would piss his coworkers and clients off that they wouldn't give him a pass for being a rere. Businesses around here employ the handicapped to do shit like ripping tickets at a theater or bagging groceries, both things Chris would he capable of. I mean fuck, there is a theater here who employed a kid who was wheelchair bound and had poor motor skills but was able to rip tickets. Very nice kid as opposed to Chris who can be incredibly inappropriate in his interactions with people. Part of the problem being the trolls, as a whole, encouraging his behavior so of course he doesn't see his behaviors as being inappropriate.

I didn't mean literally rètarded. I meant the stuff you said along with his beliefs (pretend or not). It would only be so long before he started trying to convert customers or co-workers. Then when they refused to agree with a it he'd throw a fit, insulting them and calling them naive. Or he'd go into his "hedge hog defensive position". Between that and talking to imaginary people he wouldn't last a week.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I personally think Chris is certifiably retarded from head to toe. As stated by LYLT, Chris' personality is terrible, but it's not because of bad upbringing. Tards usually have very off-putting personalities because their brains are fried. I would hate to see Chris working to bag groceries, then out of nowhere holding a meet and greet where he kisses men and young boys while doing Donald Duck impersonations. I guarantee you if he were to work, he would automatically start whining to anyone who would listen about how much he wants more money for having a great mind.

 

[Mason Verger]

The only thing holding Chris back from holding a low level job is his grating personality and his inability to shut the fuck up. Chris is just neurotypical enough that he would piss his coworkers and clients off that they wouldn't give him a pass for being a rere. Businesses around here employ the handicapped to do shit like ripping tickets at a theater or bagging groceries, both things Chris would he capable of. I mean fuck, there is a theater here who employed a kid who was wheelchair bound and had poor motor skills but was able to rip tickets. Very nice kid as opposed to Chris who can be incredibly inappropriate in his interactions with people. Part of the problem being the trolls, as a whole, encouraging his behavior so of course he doesn't see his behaviors as being inappropriate.

Yeah, the only time Chris had a real job was out of high school when he was arguably most socialized(for Chris) and he still managed to fuck it up purely through his personality defects. Not to mention, imagine him having to conform to a dress code? Also, Chris is exactly the type of employee to call in sick three days a week with his list of mystery ailments.

I personally think Chris is certifiably exceptional from head to toe. As stated by LYLT, Chris' personality is terrible, but it's not because of bad upbringing. Tards usually have very off-putting personalities because their brains are fried. I would hate to see Chris working to bag groceries, then out of nowhere holding a meet and greet where he kisses men and young boys while doing Donald Duck impersonations. I guarantee you if he were to work, he would automatically start whining to anyone who would listen about how much he wants more money for having a great mind.

I've met some lovely tards that are friendly, diligent, professional and enjoy working. Chris is just smart enough to be a lazy asshole.

 

[MY 405]

(:powerlevel I have a personal cow who was 43-fucking-years-old before her equally fucked up parents got around to telling her she was autistic, which she denied front left and center until it came up at a doctors appointment. She spent years bitching how she couldn’t get a job. Once this revelation occurred she got a job at Tard Industries where they do things like snap together tackle boxes (so you can claim they’re Made in the USA), package knock off kool-Aid, and put together those little coffee packets in your hotel room. They are completely supervised by wranglers used to every Tard meltdown tactic on the planet, plus they get paid to employ and manage these people. Chris could do any of those jobs, they involve no interaction with the public, his co-workers would be equally living in their own fantasy lands and they’re all done by three in the afternoon. There’s no excuse for him not to work, they deal with lolcows everyday, they deal with hedgehog defense modes daily, I think one of the End Game people tried to help him get into a similar program, he simply refused to consider the job.

 

[Marvin]

(:powerlevel I have a personal cow who was 43-fucking-years-old before her equally fucked up parents got around to telling her she was autistic, which she denied front left and center until it came up at a doctors appointment. She spent years bitching how she couldn’t get a job. Once this revelation occurred she got a job at Tard Industries where they do things like snap together tackle boxes (so you can claim they’re Made in the USA), package knock off kool-Aid, and put together those little coffee packets in your hotel room. They are completely supervised by wranglers used to every Tard meltdown tactic on the planet, plus they get paid to employ and manage these people. Chris could do any of those jobs, they involve no interaction with the public, his co-workers would be equally living in their own fantasy lands and they’re all done by three in the afternoon. There’s no excuse for him not to work, they deal with lolcows everyday, they deal with hedgehog defense modes daily, I think one of the End Game people tried to help him get into a similar program, he simply refused to consider the job.

Kengle didn't find out he was autistic until he was like 50. Fucked his life up something fierce. (That is, living with undiagnosed autism, not the revelation.)