So funny to think, the one job in the world that Chris can undeniably do that he created himself, the production of his own amateur comic, and he's still is too lazy to do it properly.
And if we're being honest, it's 50/50 that he's bullshitting about sending out any comics in the first place.
It's more like mommy has promised him a transformer a month as long as he kept his room clean. He hasn't bothered cleaning it in 6 months, but since he promised to clean it this month he deserves 2 transformers.
I can't see Chris holding down a job. He's lazy, stubborn, and hates authority. All bad traits for employment.
I didn't say he should get a job, I said he deserves people telling him to get one after claiming his mind was too great to be sullied by a job, and then nearly immediately e-begging for money again. Thanks for stating the obvious though I guess, indeed Chris is lazy, stubborn, and hates authority.
I don't even care he doesn't have or won't get a job. I understand he's too rètarded to hold a job. It just pisses me off he thinks he's some how above getting a job, like it's beneath him. Meanwhile other rètards reinforce this belief by giving him money.
He is more noble than we for shitting himself, doing nothing, and touching himself to ponies. The End.
(bitfftopic: question but) Does Chris ever donate to others? You'd think that after the years of begging and relying on other people's donations, he would eventually feel the need to return the favour...
And giving money to doopie doesn't count because he was receiving drawings in return, that was a transaction.
He donated toys to a toy drive a few years ago. He also gave money to a squeegee boy in Baltimore. After paying him, he called himself a celebrity and gave the kid his business card.
He's not starving period. He's blubbering about how he can't buy as many toys as usual.
Chris sees excess money (or credit) as something to be put to use. It just sitting around is wasteful in his eyes.