What Lolcow Do You Think is Not Funny

[AWPerative]

I would say Mr. Burgers, and not just because he's a personal lolcow (many of my IRL friends actually pointed out his weird behavior even when we were friends). He went from mildly amusing/autistic to possible rapist and/or serial killer when I found out he was actually stalking people and getting their personal information.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

I think most of the skitzocows or cows with serious mental problems aren't very interesting to read about because they have less control over their actions

 

[NARPASSWORD]

None of the horrorcows (think rapists, mass shooters, zoophiles, giant masses of FAT, etc.) are funny; they're nightmare inducing at best, and at worse they're outright vile.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Most of the troons. It's all the same shit just with different emo names.

MovieBob and Dobson have also been stale for years. We really should just merge those faggots into a mega thread.

 

[Leadlight_]

None of the horrorcows (think rapists, mass shooters, zoophiles, giant masses of FAT, etc.) are funny; they're nightmare inducing at best, and at worse they're outright vile.

This.

I sometimes wonder why we have so many Horrorcows considering the point of this website is to laugh at people who continuously do goofy things, not to gawk at atrocities and walk away feeling revolted by humanity.

 

[Anus]

Barneyfag stopped being funny when he stopped posting in his thread. Now he's just doing the same thing ad nauseum on 4chan.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

None of the horrorcows (think rapists, mass shooters, zoophiles, giant masses of FAT, etc.) are funny; they're nightmare inducing at best, and at worse they're outright vile.

True, though @FuckYou's massacre getting stopped by a fucking couch was pretty funny.

 

[YourFavoriteAce]

I may get some crap for this but TBH I don't think Chris Chan is that funny, I feel like it just the type of shitshow that is Interesting and stupid and fun to check out, but not really comical

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This.

I sometimes wonder why we have so many Horrorcows considering the point of this website is to laugh at people who continuously do goofy things, not to gawk at atrocities and walk away feeling revolted by humanity.

The influx of Horrorcow shit is relatively recent and mostly started when several cows were outed as pedophiles. One even got burnt and thrown in jail which made us all happy.

But that kind of made people think child rapists and animal abusers were fair game or something.

 

[Done]

None of the horrorcows (think rapists, mass shooters, zoophiles, giant masses of FAT, etc.) are funny; they're nightmare inducing at best, and at worse they're outright vile.

Tommy Tooter is extremely funny.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

None of the horrorcows (think rapists, mass shooters, zoophiles, giant masses of FAT, etc.) are funny; they're nightmare inducing at best, and at worse they're outright vile.

I mean theoretically, you could apply that logic to any lolcow featured on the site. But we do it anyway because sometimes, it's not so much the things they do that are funny, but the reactions to those things. And of course, @FuckYou's attempted mass murder is hilarious for how failed it is.

 

[Rekkington]

MovieBob. Really, anyone who is here for doing anything political, with the exception of Kurt Eichenwald.

 

[Diabeetus]

Onision's not that funny.

I may get some crap for this but TBH I don't think Chris Chan is that funny.

 

[sadstuck]

All of them because I'm dead inside.
Except Amberlynn because morbidly obese people are the most hilarious thing in the world.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I'd say Amberlynn Reid. Just a lying fat grifting manipulator on a slow downward spiral

 

[NARPASSWORD]

True, though @FuckYou's massacre getting stopped by a fucking couch was pretty funny.

I mean theoretically, you could apply that logic to any lolcow featured on the site. But we do it anyway because sometimes, it's not so much the things they do that are funny, but the reactions to those things. And of course, @FuckYou's attempted mass murder is hilarious for how failed it is.

I'm going to be completely honest here. @FuckYou was such a massive failure as a mass shooter, that he didn't even click into my mind as a mass shooter. Same thing with Randy Stair.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm going to be completely honest here. @FuckYou was such a massive failure as a mass shooter, that he didn't even click into my mind as a mass shooter. Same thing with Randy Stair.

At least @FuckYou got a totally bitching (and comfy as fuck) T-Shirt!

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

I fucking hate Romeo Rose and wish he would stop posting. He liked one of my posts and I had to scrub my skin with steel wool then give myself a bleach enema just to feel clean again.

 

[Morag]

Narcissa isn't very funny to me. A lot of these half-baked m2f tranny cows just don't seem that funny, actually. The people around them and the actions they take to defend them are usually far funnier than the cow themself

 

[ToMyMaster]

Most of the ones here aren't funny to me anymore. It's more entertaining to spot them in the wild.

I fucking hate Romeo Rose and wish he would stop posting. He liked one of my posts and I had to scrub my skin with steel wool then give myself a bleach enema just to feel clean again.

He's the type that pisses me off the most. Like with Mikemikev, they will stay in threads and reply to everyone that quotes them just to get the last word.