What Lolcow Do You Think is Not Funny

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dev-Catscratch. I mean, yeah, I was a regular in the thread, but I never found him to be funny, just embarrassing and confusing.

He peaked when he took down the old domain. After that, it's nothing but pages and pages of dead eyed stares and bumpbows.

 

[Xanax]

Zoosadism.

It felt really out-of-place here because there were no LOLs to be farmed, just people desperately trying to dox demented furries.

 

[Lez]

Probably AssignedMale.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Hayley Mandell just got samey after a while.

Terra is mostly boring. Politics he doesn’t understand and suicide baiting until we point out that trooning out brought him to this, whereupon he posts how happy he is about trooning out.

ADF is getting boring too. It’s just him posting autistic shit about Australatina and fake macho posturing. I mostly read his subforum for the shitposts.

 

[I am a nigger]

I find Amberlynn exhausting more than anything else

 

[DarthBrooks]

I will never inderstand the users of PULL and their obsession with Cozykitsune/Simply_Kenna She is so fucking boring other than the fact that she is so easily triggered and trolled..They don't even laugh at that, they nitpick about her outfits and eyebrows and blush.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Any cow who is aware of their own thread and shits it up because then the thread derails into A-Logs or spergs trying to poke them to get their attention or provoke them into saying stupid stuff. Sometimes they just get the same old responses all the time with no new content (i.e. Jacob Sockness).

 

[verissimus]

I'd reckon most lolcows aren't funny at all unless you're trying to count them being dumbasses to laugh at as being funny. Otherwise (and this won't be an exhaustive list), I don't find Matt, Carl, Daniel Harris (used to be funny), Jeremy Hambly, Veeh, Laci Green, Maddox, Blaire White, Kraut, Spoony (anymore anyway), Tonka, Richard Spencer, and more funny. They're all cringeworthy.

 

[ThunderPlunder]

Narcissa is no longer providing me with the khantent I require

 

[kyle2252]

Kero the Wolf and the Zoosadism group in general is much more horrifying than it is funny. There aren't many things in this world I'm shocked by anymore, but this was one of them.

The best Lolcows are the ones that never learn.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Most of the lolcows I follow aren't usually that funny, it's just really interesting to watch the freak show and wonder how some of these people can actually fucking exist. In every great tragedy there is something of the ridiculous - that's the niche KF fills for me.

 

[SweetDee]

The Schofields. They ruined their own children for attention. That isn't funny.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

TJChurch. So fucking repetitive. "I am the smartest person & the world & you are stupid &/or dumb".

 

[Grotesque]

In order for lolcows to be funny, IMO:

1) They need to be oblivious of the insanity they're doing. The problem with this group is there's a fine line where it crosses into mental illness, and mocking them is cruel. Chris Chan manages to stay just above that line for most.

or

2) They need to actually believe the bullshit they're doing. A significant part of society will usually back them, leading to inflated egos. This is why SJWs, alt-right conspiracy guys, ugly trans, streamers, likely more incels in the future, etc... are commonplace here.

 

[Damn Near]

Russell Greer, I just find him to be painfully boring

 

[Pandinus Imperator]

I don't find many artcows to be funny. This depends on why they are cows though.

What I do find funny are people like Rory Cummings-Dise, who have professional training but choose to be terrible and are super haughty and arrogant.

I don't however find any kind of incompetent hobbyist to be funny. I find it hard to care. They're just some rando.

It's watching professionals collapse into their own egos and fall from grace like Icarus that gives me life.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Some of these 'Horrorcows' don't even have the capacity in the "cow" title to achieve anything beyond morbid sickness. I don't find the likes of Zoosadists funny material, because the Michael Meyers-esque abuse and defiling bodies mixed with pedophilia represents a chapter of humanity which gets me fuming in rage. If the topic of Nick Bate gets me more sick than anything, why would I find amusement with the likes of Kero?

 

[FuckedUp]

idk if this counts but reading Jessi Slaughter's ED page, everything after the "you dun goofed" shit really isn't funny, just depressing as hell

 

[Kaumak]

Onision. I haven't checked up on him in a couple years so I'm completely out of the loop saying this, but I really think that he's a normal guy and everything he's doing is fake or whatever and just so people will keep making videos about him so he doesn't lose all relevancy and is just barely not completely forgotten about because then he'll have to get a real job.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I don't spend a lot of time in the Yaniv subform because the idea that one single shitty tranny pedophile creep is crippling an entire city, ruining people's lives and businesses because that city and the country it's in are so deep into far left socjus idpol, is deeply unfunny, disgraceful, and disgusting to me. He is a tyrant who has the political and legal system of an entire nation kowtowing to him, and the people of said country are too useless to anything about it.