💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

FYI to folks here, Greg is not a vegan. He's been a vegetarian since high school and has occasionally attempted to go vegan, but ends up getting sick because he only eats frozen or pre prepared foods from Whole Foods and gets pretty much zero nutrition even when he eats vegetarian. So no, he doesn't feed his dogs a vegan diet and has never claimed to.

He did insult one of his dogs for killing some baby rabbits once, because he doesn't understand that dogs instinctively hunt animals. He thought it made that dog cruel, because he's re.tarded.
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He’s encouraging a vegan diet for dogs. I don’t think the knows the difference between pescatarian, vegetarian, and vegan, if he’s claiming that fish is a way to feed your dogs vegan.
 
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He’s encouraging a vegan diet for dogs. I don’t think the knows the difference between pescatarian, vegetarian, and vegan, if he’s claiming that fish is a way to feed your dogs vegan.
He's not claiming fish are part of a vegan diet. He's pointing out that cats need meat (taurine specifically, but that's beyond him) and if you don't want to feed meat to your pet, you should get a dog, because they can live without it.

Sorry, I hate Grug but he's not a vegan, he's a vegetarian. He's super smug and annoying about it, and doesn't understand anything about nutrition, but claiming he's a vegan who doesn't understand veganism is inaccurate. Hes a vegetarian who doesnt understand anything about anything. See the "my vegetarian BOOODAAAY!" meme for reference.

Edit: he recently tried to go vegan again and made a bunch of videos about it, claiming it caused him chest pains and so he quit. He was doing it as a challenge from the youtuber VeganGainz. He was probably eating too much sodium in pre prepared frozen crap and fake vegan meats. But he's never been a vegan outside a couple half hearted tries.

He also doesn't check whether things are vegan before eating them, during these attempts. He depended on a second Instagram account where he posted his horrifying diet, and told his fans to make him accountable rather than ask, or read ingredients.
 
He's not claiming fish are part of a vegan diet. He's pointing out that cats need meat (taurine specifically, but that's beyond him) and if you don't want to feed meat to your pet, you should get a dog, because they can live without it.

Sorry, I hate Grug but he's not a vegan, he's a vegetarian. He's super smug and annoying about it, and doesn't understand anything about nutrition, but claiming he's a vegan who doesn't understand veganism is inaccurate. Hes a vegetarian who doesnt understand anything about anything. See the "my vegetarian BOOODAAAY!" meme for reference.
As recently as July (the most recent pancake/french toast thing was posted July 14), he is still claiming to eat vegan.

https://www.instagram.com/onisionfood/

So his actual diet is probably vegetarian because he’s stupid, but he wants to “present” as vegan as he still claims to do so.
 
As recently as July (the most recent pancake/french toast thing was posted July 14), he is still claiming to eat vegan.

https://www.instagram.com/onisionfood/

So his actual diet is probably vegetarian because he’s stupid, but he wants to “present” as vegan as he still claims to do so.
The last post was two months ago, which was roughly around the time he gave up the "challenge" VeganGainz proposed. He was very poorly attempting to go vegan again, without checking any ingredients. He's been a loudmouthed vegetarian for the past 14 or so years.

He made the original "vegetarian body" video in 2012, and in 2011 bragged about feeding one of his many abused dogs a vegetarian diet, and how he thinks the dog will live longer because of it (ps: he gave it away and / or it "disappeared", like many of his pets.)

In conclusion, he's been a vegetarian and a little shit about it since high school, and has rarely strayed from a diet of frozen cheese pizza and fake meat products ever since. He's twice tried going vegan, with the last attempt having been earlier this summer. He's not able to so, and feels a vegetarian diet makes him superior to both meat eaters and vegans. The thread title is in error.
 
As recently as July (the most recent pancake/french toast thing was posted July 14), he is still claiming to eat vegan.

https://www.instagram.com/onisionfood/

So his actual diet is probably vegetarian because he’s stupid, but he wants to “present” as vegan as he still claims to do so.


JFC, the amount of tan foods on that IG is astounding.

I'm assuming he's an ovo-vegetarian? I only ask because I notice he says multiple times he can't eat this or that because they put cheese on it (like the burrito picture on his IG where he says he didn't ask for cheese, but it's a fucking burrito so usually you have to say "no cheese")

Him and Complainey are fucking perfect for each other. They're both delusional "sneauflaques" that are so busy Googling new things to be offended about that neither are paying attention to the kids they're supposed to be raising.

No wonder both of them have horrendous skin and jaundice-like tone. I see lots of simple carbs, iceberg lettuce and a serious lack of protein. If you're not eating meat you should be going heavy on legumes, nuts, dark leafy vegetables. I do see some soy based stuff in there like tofu but really there's better alternatives.

I could give a shit what anyone eats honestly. What pisses me off is when you have Onision and kin being smug about a diet they're not doing correctly while telling others to follow their lead. It's like Freelee talking about how great 5 pounds of dates and bananas are for breakfast but fails to mention she bikes 20 miles afterwards, she's not sitting at a desk all day.

I can't help but think he'd be in a better position in life if he just focused more on himself and less on everyone else.
 
I don't know anything about laws but I do read r/legaladvice, so I know trees are some serious business. It would be great if that's what took him down.
If he gets more than a year then he'll go to a state prison. Anything less than a year and they'll keep you in county, usually. Either way it won't be a good time for this whiny man child.

If him and Lainey somehow wind up getting jail time for this, usually they let the parents serve at different times so the kids don't have to suffer. This doesn't always happen, but considering the circumstances it would be the most likely thing to occur if Pierce County gives them jail time. It's not like they killed anyone, just the vegetation that keeps everyone's homes from ruin.

On another note, the person who runs that Complainey Lainey Tumblr commissioned someone to do caricatures of Plainey & Onion. These made me laugh, figured I'd share

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Nailed it.
I know tanning is bad for you, but Lainey desperately needs some color. That caricature should not be an accurate human skin tone.
 
Wait wait wait...

He bought property classified wetlands by WA State and the Feds, and then went and FUCKED WITH IT?

He is dyed in the wool fucked straight in the ass by Uncle Sam's huge red white and blue cock.

:powerlevel: a bit... but it is funny.

A long time ago I bought property in Southern Washington. I'd do development on it now and then, like selling the lumber to the local mill to clear an area, dropping a gravel road in, stuff like that. Then the eco-laws of the late 80's and early 90's caught up. They sent up a guy who wanted to look at my land, I, being the paranoid vet I was, told them to fuck off. They went to the court and got papers and came with the Sheriff. Law 1, Johnny 0. So, they looked over my property. I'd expanded the creek with a backhoe and gravel, expanded the pond, added sand and gravel, stocked it with little fish and stuff.

Whoops. That qualified my land as having wetlands. Now, this was partially my fault. I'd gone to a fish stocker and thought it would be neat to put some of the rarer local fish in the pond so they'd survive. I mean, who gives a shit about a trout and a carp species, right?

Oops. Law 2, Johnny 0

Now, I'd bought nearly 200 acres of SW WA woods (At about $200/acre) and it was more or less paid off. I'd been careful to make trails that meshed nice, I'd put a swingset up, all that good stuff. I took blackberry cuttings and planted them so my kids would be able to pick blackberries. It was one of the things they liked doing when they were toddlers. Well, blackberry bushes are loved by rats. Shelter and food. I knew this, but fuck it, right? It would be at least 5 acres from where I was going to put the house. Well, owls like rats.

If you know about WA and early 90's, you realize, it just hit: Law 3, Johnny 0. That's right, the surveyor from Wildlife were fucking thrilled to find like 20 of them on my property and noted I'd even made sure their habitats were well done. (My kids liked the noises they made at night)

I'd expanded a low spot into a lake about a square acre. During the fall and spring it was full of ducks. I had cattails planted, and in the spring, early summer, lots of baby ducks.

Law 4, Johnny 0.

I'd dropped gravel, then sand, then fill dirt in a few places. (An old buddy ran a dumptruck business. Good ol' Boy network, ya know...) I wanted to adjust the way the water went to prevent the mud and shit, and had planted trees in like 87. Six to ten years might not seem like long, but good strong 10' saplings get BIG at 6 years when I started really working on it. That made it so the watershed wasn't leaving massive mosquito puddles. Now, unlike Onion Boy, I was smart enough to get environmental impact studies and permits for all this shit, but, because what I had done had slowed/stopped erosion on the far edge of my property...

Law 5, Johnny 0.

It just kept going and going. By the end of the 3 months WA State spent going over my property, my drawings, my permits, my environmental studies, all that stuff, I got an appointment to Wildlife to talk to them.

My property was being rezoned protected according to the new protected wildlife list as well as watershed and wetlands. I couldn't even camp up there any more. I was informed of my rights, told I could keep paying property taxes, or I could sell the property to the State of Washington. I was afraid they were going to offer me pennies on the dollar, but they actually offered a fair price.

Now, I got lucky. The State purchased my property for a tidy sum because of the environmental improvements I'd done.

I didn't have neighbors. I wasn't causing flooding. I was just doing property improvements because I wanted my property to be nice.

So I had some experience with the organization that Onion Boy is about to get rodeo bare backed butt fucked by.

Washington is MASSIVELY paranoid about wetlands and water. When the Army Corps of Engineers fucked up the floodplain in the Centralia River floodplain resulting in massive floods five years in a row, the whole way Washington handled wetlands was redone.

Where he lives, he's being accused of flood plain damage. He might just be thinking of his neighbors directly below him, but like I learned, if can effect the floodplain for MILES. It doesn't matter what the well-water water level is at, what matters is peak soil saturation level, and it sounds like he dicked that up. He might go out after a rainstorm and giggle to himself that the topsoil looks the same, but that ignores the real danger.

Note that I dropped sand and gravel. Well, I dropped four different grades of gravel, in layers, according to the environmental report recommendations, with the sand, to avoid what Onion Boy might have done.

He might have the underlying strata washing away. Which means after a winter or two the ground that pond is one suddenly slides down in one of Washington's famous mudslides where the surface soil slides almost intact down the hill, gathering up more soil, more speed, and wrecks the shit out of 2-4 city blocks beneath him. I know it seems weird that cutting some trees and backhoing a little bit would do that, but the majority of the mudslides are caused by one or two crooked land devs not following procedure and a couple years of substrata erosion destroying 20-60 houses and killing a half dozen people.

And if that happens, he WILL be liable for those deaths.

Washington State doesn't fuck around. They'll use meat hooks to spread his ass cheeks then pass him around like the cherry on the cell-block.
 
Wait wait wait...

He bought property classified wetlands by WA State and the Feds, and then went and FUCKED WITH IT?

He is dyed in the wool fucked straight in the ass by Uncle Sam's huge red white and blue cock.

:powerlevel: a bit... but it is funny.

A long time ago I bought property in Southern Washington. I'd do development on it now and then, like selling the lumber to the local mill to clear an area, dropping a gravel road in, stuff like that. Then the eco-laws of the late 80's and early 90's caught up. They sent up a guy who wanted to look at my land, I, being the paranoid vet I was, told them to fuck off. They went to the court and got papers and came with the Sheriff. Law 1, Johnny 0. So, they looked over my property. I'd expanded the creek with a backhoe and gravel, expanded the pond, added sand and gravel, stocked it with little fish and stuff.

Whoops. That qualified my land as having wetlands. Now, this was partially my fault. I'd gone to a fish stocker and thought it would be neat to put some of the rarer local fish in the pond so they'd survive. I mean, who gives a shit about a trout and a carp species, right?

Oops. Law 2, Johnny 0

Now, I'd bought nearly 200 acres of SW WA woods (At about $200/acre) and it was more or less paid off. I'd been careful to make trails that meshed nice, I'd put a swingset up, all that good stuff. I took blackberry cuttings and planted them so my kids would be able to pick blackberries. It was one of the things they liked doing when they were toddlers. Well, blackberry bushes are loved by rats. Shelter and food. I knew this, but fuck it, right? It would be at least 5 acres from where I was going to put the house. Well, owls like rats.

If you know about WA and early 90's, you realize, it just hit: Law 3, Johnny 0. That's right, the surveyor from Wildlife were fucking thrilled to find like 20 of them on my property and noted I'd even made sure their habitats were well done. (My kids liked the noises they made at night)

I'd expanded a low spot into a lake about a square acre. During the fall and spring it was full of ducks. I had cattails planted, and in the spring, early summer, lots of baby ducks.

Law 4, Johnny 0.

I'd dropped gravel, then sand, then fill dirt in a few places. (An old buddy ran a dumptruck business. Good ol' Boy network, ya know...) I wanted to adjust the way the water went to prevent the mud and shit, and had planted trees in like 87. Six to ten years might not seem like long, but good strong 10' saplings get BIG at 6 years when I started really working on it. That made it so the watershed wasn't leaving massive mosquito puddles. Now, unlike Onion Boy, I was smart enough to get environmental impact studies and permits for all this shit, but, because what I had done had slowed/stopped erosion on the far edge of my property...

Law 5, Johnny 0.

It just kept going and going. By the end of the 3 months WA State spent going over my property, my drawings, my permits, my environmental studies, all that stuff, I got an appointment to Wildlife to talk to them.

My property was being rezoned protected according to the new protected wildlife list as well as watershed and wetlands. I couldn't even camp up there any more. I was informed of my rights, told I could keep paying property taxes, or I could sell the property to the State of Washington. I was afraid they were going to offer me pennies on the dollar, but they actually offered a fair price.

Now, I got lucky. The State purchased my property for a tidy sum because of the environmental improvements I'd done.

I didn't have neighbors. I wasn't causing flooding. I was just doing property improvements because I wanted my property to be nice.

So I had some experience with the organization that Onion Boy is about to get rodeo bare backed butt fucked by.

Washington is MASSIVELY paranoid about wetlands and water. When the Army Corps of Engineers fucked up the floodplain in the Centralia River floodplain resulting in massive floods five years in a row, the whole way Washington handled wetlands was redone.

Where he lives, he's being accused of flood plain damage. He might just be thinking of his neighbors directly below him, but like I learned, if can effect the floodplain for MILES. It doesn't matter what the well-water water level is at, what matters is peak soil saturation level, and it sounds like he dicked that up. He might go out after a rainstorm and giggle to himself that the topsoil looks the same, but that ignores the real danger.

Note that I dropped sand and gravel. Well, I dropped four different grades of gravel, in layers, according to the environmental report recommendations, with the sand, to avoid what Onion Boy might have done.

He might have the underlying strata washing away. Which means after a winter or two the ground that pond is one suddenly slides down in one of Washington's famous mudslides where the surface soil slides almost intact down the hill, gathering up more soil, more speed, and wrecks the shit out of 2-4 city blocks beneath him. I know it seems weird that cutting some trees and backhoing a little bit would do that, but the majority of the mudslides are caused by one or two crooked land devs not following procedure and a couple years of substrata erosion destroying 20-60 houses and killing a half dozen people.

And if that happens, he WILL be liable for those deaths.

Washington State doesn't fuck around. They'll use meat hooks to spread his ass cheeks then pass him around like the cherry on the cell-block.

Holy shit, that was a roller coaster and I laughed entirely too hard at some of the things you wrote. It's interesting that in doing all the correct things while trying to make your property more appealing (apparently to both your family and wildlife), WA State essentially decided you did too good a job & they wanted it as their own. You had the choice to either sell it to them and in turn get some money, or you could stare at it once in a blue moon while paying them yearly property tax. Since you couldn't so much as camp on it (fuck building a house, that wasn't happening) you certainly made the right move.

Not to sound smug, but this just keeps getting better and better with this douchebag. You don't even have to do anything, he screws himself over worse than anyone with a vendetta ever could. He refuses to see it though and instead of stepping back and re-evaluating his decisions, he doubles down and fucks himself further.

It's kind of ironic, his intentional comedy is horrendous, but the things he does unintentionally are turning out to be pretty damn hilarious. Maybe not for him, but from where we're standing it's pretty satisfying.

And to think I thought he had outdone himself with the IRS.
 
Holy shit, that was a roller coaster and I laughed entirely too hard at some of the things you wrote. It's interesting that in doing all the correct things while trying to make your property more appealing (apparently to both your family and wildlife), WA State essentially decided you did too good a job & they wanted it as their own. You had the choice to either sell it to them and in turn get some money, or you could stare at it once in a blue moon while paying them yearly property tax. Since you couldn't so much as camp on it (fuck building a house, that wasn't happening) you certainly made the right move.
EVERYONE got ass fucked during that period. Weyerhaeuser got its ass kicked by the state so badly it went from the #1 employer in the state to damn near nothing. Whole fucking towns ended up unemployed when mills shut down, people got their property basically taken away or locked out from doing any type of improvement what so ever even if they had been living in a 100 year old house. It went beyond worst case scenarios into a melt-down that a lot of people point at as government overreach and EPA corruption as whole sections of property were just snatched up by the states or turned over to environmental groups for "oversight". In two of the cases of environmental groups being given oversight, those self-same groups waited about 5-10 years and either stripmined it or clearcut it for a massive profit.

I got lucky. I knew that you can't fight City Hall, and that State and Federal like it when you squirm and scream, so I just accepted the parachute and yanked the eject lever.

Finding spotted owls on my property meant I was straight up fucked in the ass by a tiny flying rodent with a brain the size of a dime.

Not to sound smug, but this just keeps getting better and better with this douchebag. You don't even have to do anything, he screws himself over worse than anyone with a vendetta ever could. He refuses to see it though and instead of stepping back and re-evaluating his decisions, he doubles down and fucks himself further.

It's kind of ironic, his intentional comedy is horrendous, but the things he does unintentionally are turning out to be pretty damn hilarious. Maybe not for him, but from where we're standing it's pretty satisfying.

And to think I thought he had outdone himself with the IRS.
Onion Boy is one of those people who are convinced they'll always come out on top because they're smarter, more ruthless, and just better than anyone else. And while individual members of the government he's taking on might be stupid, he's taking on a state organization that ass fucked the biggest logging consortium in the state so badly it's eyes bugged out like they were a muppet on the sodomy episode of Sesame Street.

Since he's in the Seattle area, which has a long established problem with mudslides (every couple years Renton and the like suffer mudslides that fucking kill people ad destroy millions or even tens of millions of dollars of property. From the pics, he lives on a hill, and when it comes to property at the top or at the top 1/3 slope, especially with a pond on it, the city will be keeping a close eye on this.

He's not only looking at the city, he's looking at the county, the state, and the feds, all ALL the organizations. If he fucks around and pisses people in the local offices off, he'll find motherfuckers from the EPA running soil fluidity tests, watershed acidic level tests, particle parts per X in groundwater tests, and billing HIM for every single ones.

Depending on how badly he's pissed off the state and county and feds, he might not be able to get away with small 5-10 foot trees with a rootball and 2-3 feet of unfolded umbrella root web. I've heard horror stories about what happens then.

If he used that backhoe to dig, or the blade to scrape the topsoil off, he's fucked even MORE. Topsoil in WA is full of old decaying roots, it's why out in the brush you tear up a handful of soil it makes a tearing noise. It's a major part of what holds the soil on top of the clay. (It's a long bit about how during the last ice-age the glaciers carved WA, then as they receded dropped all of the previously Canadian soil into WA in sedimentary layers on top of hard glacier formed clay) It's why what he did can be so dangerous, since rainfall affecting his property is more than just his little parcel of land, it's also all the land "upstream" of him. While it may only rain 8" that day, all the acreage above him gets the same rain, and his soil, previously held together by the roots of the plants and trees, is now saturated with water heading "downstream", turning that top layer of clay slicker than goose snot. Normally, is is what given the roots a chance to burrow in a little further and convert the clay to dirt, but without the roots, you get a thin layer of slick damn near frictionless material with tons of soil above it, being pulled downhill by gravity.

The EPA and BLM guys know this shit. They explained it to my dipshit ass in small enough words I still remember. If they get involved, Onion Boy better prepare his vegan holes for ICBM sized penetration.

Grug the Onion has no fucking chance against these people if he's being hit with wetlands DAMAGE. Wetlands endangerment is bad enough, but if he fucking did wetlands damage, watershed and water table damage, Washington State is going to use him like a particularly greasy fleshlight till money shoots out his nose.
 
EVERYONE got ass fucked during that period. Weyerhaeuser got its ass kicked by the state so badly it went from the #1 employer in the state to damn near nothing. Whole fucking towns ended up unemployed when mills shut down, people got their property basically taken away or locked out from doing any type of improvement what so ever even if they had been living in a 100 year old house. It went beyond worst case scenarios into a melt-down that a lot of people point at as government overreach and EPA corruption as whole sections of property were just snatched up by the states or turned over to environmental groups for "oversight". In two of the cases of environmental groups being given oversight, those self-same groups waited about 5-10 years and either stripmined it or clearcut it for a massive profit.

I got lucky. I knew that you can't fight City Hall, and that State and Federal like it when you squirm and scream, so I just accepted the parachute and yanked the eject lever.

Finding spotted owls on my property meant I was straight up fucked in the ass by a tiny flying rodent with a brain the size of a dime.


Onion Boy is one of those people who are convinced they'll always come out on top because they're smarter, more ruthless, and just better than anyone else. And while individual members of the government he's taking on might be stupid, he's taking on a state organization that ass fucked the biggest logging consortium in the state so badly it's eyes bugged out like they were a muppet on the sodomy episode of Sesame Street.

Since he's in the Seattle area, which has a long established problem with mudslides (every couple years Renton and the like suffer mudslides that fucking kill people ad destroy millions or even tens of millions of dollars of property. From the pics, he lives on a hill, and when it comes to property at the top or at the top 1/3 slope, especially with a pond on it, the city will be keeping a close eye on this.

He's not only looking at the city, he's looking at the county, the state, and the feds, all ALL the organizations. If he fucks around and pisses people in the local offices off, he'll find motherfuckers from the EPA running soil fluidity tests, watershed acidic level tests, particle parts per X in groundwater tests, and billing HIM for every single ones.

Depending on how badly he's pissed off the state and county and feds, he might not be able to get away with small 5-10 foot trees with a rootball and 2-3 feet of unfolded umbrella root web. I've heard horror stories about what happens then.

If he used that backhoe to dig, or the blade to scrape the topsoil off, he's fucked even MORE. Topsoil in WA is full of old decaying roots, it's why out in the brush you tear up a handful of soil it makes a tearing noise. It's a major part of what holds the soil on top of the clay. (It's a long bit about how during the last ice-age the glaciers carved WA, then as they receded dropped all of the previously Canadian soil into WA in sedimentary layers on top of hard glacier formed clay) It's why what he did can be so dangerous, since rainfall affecting his property is more than just his little parcel of land, it's also all the land "upstream" of him. While it may only rain 8" that day, all the acreage above him gets the same rain, and his soil, previously held together by the roots of the plants and trees, is now saturated with water heading "downstream", turning that top layer of clay slicker than goose snot. Normally, is is what given the roots a chance to burrow in a little further and convert the clay to dirt, but without the roots, you get a thin layer of slick damn near frictionless material with tons of soil above it, being pulled downhill by gravity.

The EPA and BLM guys know this shit. They explained it to my dipshit ass in small enough words I still remember. If they get involved, Onion Boy better prepare his vegan holes for ICBM sized penetration.

Grug the Onion has no fucking chance against these people if he's being hit with wetlands DAMAGE. Wetlands endangerment is bad enough, but if he fucking did wetlands damage, watershed and water table damage, Washington State is going to use him like a particularly greasy fleshlight till money shoots out his nose.
Winformative. It is now my life goal to find a use for that muppet line in conversation.
 
Wait wait wait...

He bought property classified wetlands by WA State and the Feds, and then went and FUCKED WITH IT?

He is dyed in the wool fucked straight in the ass by Uncle Sam's huge red white and blue cock.

:powerlevel: a bit... but it is funny.

A long time ago I bought property in Southern Washington. I'd do development on it now and then, like selling the lumber to the local mill to clear an area, dropping a gravel road in, stuff like that. Then the eco-laws of the late 80's and early 90's caught up. They sent up a guy who wanted to look at my land, I, being the paranoid vet I was, told them to fuck off. They went to the court and got papers and came with the Sheriff. Law 1, Johnny 0. So, they looked over my property. I'd expanded the creek with a backhoe and gravel, expanded the pond, added sand and gravel, stocked it with little fish and stuff.

Whoops. That qualified my land as having wetlands. Now, this was partially my fault. I'd gone to a fish stocker and thought it would be neat to put some of the rarer local fish in the pond so they'd survive. I mean, who gives a shit about a trout and a carp species, right?

Oops. Law 2, Johnny 0

Now, I'd bought nearly 200 acres of SW WA woods (At about $200/acre) and it was more or less paid off. I'd been careful to make trails that meshed nice, I'd put a swingset up, all that good stuff. I took blackberry cuttings and planted them so my kids would be able to pick blackberries. It was one of the things they liked doing when they were toddlers. Well, blackberry bushes are loved by rats. Shelter and food. I knew this, but fuck it, right? It would be at least 5 acres from where I was going to put the house. Well, owls like rats.

If you know about WA and early 90's, you realize, it just hit: Law 3, Johnny 0. That's right, the surveyor from Wildlife were fucking thrilled to find like 20 of them on my property and noted I'd even made sure their habitats were well done. (My kids liked the noises they made at night)

I'd expanded a low spot into a lake about a square acre. During the fall and spring it was full of ducks. I had cattails planted, and in the spring, early summer, lots of baby ducks.

Law 4, Johnny 0.

I'd dropped gravel, then sand, then fill dirt in a few places. (An old buddy ran a dumptruck business. Good ol' Boy network, ya know...) I wanted to adjust the way the water went to prevent the mud and shit, and had planted trees in like 87. Six to ten years might not seem like long, but good strong 10' saplings get BIG at 6 years when I started really working on it. That made it so the watershed wasn't leaving massive mosquito puddles. Now, unlike Onion Boy, I was smart enough to get environmental impact studies and permits for all this shit, but, because what I had done had slowed/stopped erosion on the far edge of my property...

Law 5, Johnny 0.

It just kept going and going. By the end of the 3 months WA State spent going over my property, my drawings, my permits, my environmental studies, all that stuff, I got an appointment to Wildlife to talk to them.

My property was being rezoned protected according to the new protected wildlife list as well as watershed and wetlands. I couldn't even camp up there any more. I was informed of my rights, told I could keep paying property taxes, or I could sell the property to the State of Washington. I was afraid they were going to offer me pennies on the dollar, but they actually offered a fair price.

Now, I got lucky. The State purchased my property for a tidy sum because of the environmental improvements I'd done.

I didn't have neighbors. I wasn't causing flooding. I was just doing property improvements because I wanted my property to be nice.

So I had some experience with the organization that Onion Boy is about to get rodeo bare backed butt fucked by.

Washington is MASSIVELY paranoid about wetlands and water. When the Army Corps of Engineers fucked up the floodplain in the Centralia River floodplain resulting in massive floods five years in a row, the whole way Washington handled wetlands was redone.

Where he lives, he's being accused of flood plain damage. He might just be thinking of his neighbors directly below him, but like I learned, if can effect the floodplain for MILES. It doesn't matter what the well-water water level is at, what matters is peak soil saturation level, and it sounds like he dicked that up. He might go out after a rainstorm and giggle to himself that the topsoil looks the same, but that ignores the real danger.

Note that I dropped sand and gravel. Well, I dropped four different grades of gravel, in layers, according to the environmental report recommendations, with the sand, to avoid what Onion Boy might have done.

He might have the underlying strata washing away. Which means after a winter or two the ground that pond is one suddenly slides down in one of Washington's famous mudslides where the surface soil slides almost intact down the hill, gathering up more soil, more speed, and wrecks the shit out of 2-4 city blocks beneath him. I know it seems weird that cutting some trees and backhoing a little bit would do that, but the majority of the mudslides are caused by one or two crooked land devs not following procedure and a couple years of substrata erosion destroying 20-60 houses and killing a half dozen people.

And if that happens, he WILL be liable for those deaths.

Washington State doesn't fuck around. They'll use meat hooks to spread his ass cheeks then pass him around like the cherry on the cell-block.
Shit, they should have offered you a job along with that payout.
 
Onion Boy is one of those people who are convinced they'll always come out on top because they're smarter, more ruthless, and just better than anyone else.

Well yeah, we all know he has a thing for anime/manga and death note in particular to the point of cosplaying. He clearly thinks that he's the "protagonist" of something, and therefore he's just better and more charismatic than everyone and will come out on top because of that... even though it doesn't work that way
 
As we suspected, Grug did indeed not only completely destroy a wetland, he didn't even bother dumping the evidence someplace else - he shoved the trees and brush he chopped down right into the water with that Bobcat.
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As we suspected, Grug did indeed not only completely destroy a wetland, he didn't even bother dumping the evidence someplace else - he shoved the trees and brush he chopped down right into the water with that Bobcat.
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That video is four months old. His neighbor reported him for clearing last month. But the trees in that vid were freshly cut. Methinks his problems are going to get much MUCH worse once inspectors arrive.
 
The great thing is, I'm sure he has no clue what is coming. He probably thinks his worst problem is nosey neighbors. When the report is presented to him, he's going to squeal like a stuck pig.

I just watched the video again. There are a dozen or so fresh cut trees strewn all over. It looks like he had cut the trees down before and now he was clearing out the logs and brush. You can kind of see the remnants of a narrow path that he hacked into a wide swatch all the way from his house to the pond so he can throw a bunch of cheap lawn furniture and BBQs and kids' toys all over it. That's multiple weekends worth of work. It also looks like there is a bonfire pit full of burned logs. He must have been doing this for months.

Even if it wasn't a protected wetlands, I think he would get in trouble for that. I can't imagine him thinking he could make a change that great to his property without getting permits. He must be completely unmoored from reality and has no friends that he talks with about the things he does. The alternative is that he knew exactly what he was doing and he just thought he could get away with it if he did it all himself and kept his head down. Chainsaws and backhoes aren't a good way of being quiet about it.
 
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The great thing is, I'm sure he has no clue what is coming. He probably thinks his worst problem is nosey neighbors. When the report is presented to him, he's going to squeal like a stuck pig.
Yeah,he was bitching about the neighbor being "and old hippy lady", aka not taking her seriously at all, thinking she was just whining about the environment for no reason. No dude, she was trying to help you not get ass raped by the government, and prevent her house from flooding or getting buried in a mudslide.
 
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