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I guess this is going to be where push comes to shove, will the newly-neutered superdelegates stay in lockstep, or do they take their ball and go home? My inclination is the former, but it's hard to predict human behavior; heck, I didn't think Trump could get elected in 2016!

Still, the prospect of the Dems fracturing would give any GOP political wonk a serious case of priapism.

They're going to stay in lockstep, there's no doubt there. They're just going to be salty about having to excercise their power quietly.


All that is just a PR move nothing more.
Its all well and good to think that genuine reforms are happening but rest assured. Until the Clintons and Obamas and all their little sycophants and hanger ons are well and truly purged from the Democratic Party nothing will change.
The problem being that the Clintons are dug into the DNC like fucking ticks. Thats what almost 30 years of cronyism and identity politics and corporatism will do.
The only real solution is to burn the whole thing to the ground. The Dems will eating the GOP's shit for quite awhile but no one ever said the process would easy or painless.

Yes, the changes just mean that DNC leadership will have to ensure the fix is in earlier. I cannot find the article for follow-up, but they are also changing the rules to prevent another Bernie from entering the primary process in the first place. But its still a smart move, as it prevents a situation where it appears the DNC leadership is railroading a candidate. Remember, there was a case in Florida where the DNC was sued Florida democrats for (basically) taking donations and then ensuring Clinton was the candidate; as their defense the DNC lawyers said, in court "Its says right in the charter: Fuck the party members, its all window dressing, leadership puts in whoever they want". It was a text-only story buried deep, absolutely zero outrage generated.

The problem with removing the Clintons is they are very, very good at raising money, directing money, and arranging the pay-for-play kickback without any serious law violations. Bill in particular knows how to work a room, how make the right sort of promises and, almost as importantly, have a giant list of people who either owe them favors or have done business with them before and know that the Clintons will deliver. There is no replacement. When you remove the Clintons, the Dem's will have to survive solely on a supply of tear-stained limousine liberal dollars, because the Clintons are the best DNC grifters and even then they aren't very clever, just secretive.

Barrack is nothing more than a useful beautiful idiot to trot out. The worst thing about him (now that he's out of office) is he's (compartively) young so we'll have to put up with him sharting about for years and years trying to "protect his legacy". Carter had the good fucking sense to stay out of domestic politics, I just wish ex-HNIC would follow his example.

"D" as in "Democrat" or "Dick"? Or is it both; "Democrat Dick"?

We refer to it in "the industry" as a double entendre.
 
My state was one that went red for Trump after being blue forever. Hillary never bothered coming here even once, she was busy dicking around in NYC and LA because she'd already been promised the win, so she was wasting time campaigning in solid blue zones to ensure her guaranteed win was an absolute landslide.

Yep, that's more or less her campaign failure in a nutshell, ignoring advice from Bill which was lulzy since he was a former two-term POTUS so I'd imagine he would have a general idea about running a successful campaign. She made guest appearances on Ellen and shit and had Hollywood and celebrities endorsing her but she ignored the factory workers, the farmers, people that put their blood, sweat, and tears into making sure things in the country keep running as smoothly as they do. Even fucking Bernie got out there in Wisconsin and Michigan to talk to people and obviously Trump went there, even if a lot of it's just your usual empty promises they got more out of those two guys than they did from Hillary and on election night they made sure she knew it.
Tomorrow: Trump use his nazi superpowers to eliminate political enemies via hurricanes


Trump is actually Cobra Commander and he's in possession of the Weather Dominator and he's going to use it to wipe out all those Democrats...in the southern United States...something doesn't add up here.
 
Yep, that's more or less her campaign failure in a nutshell, ignoring advice from Bill which was lulzy since he was a former two-term POTUS so I'd imagine he would have a general idea about running a successful campaign. She made guest appearances on Ellen and shit and had Hollywood and celebrities endorsing her but she ignored the factory workers, the farmers, people that put their blood, sweat, and tears into making sure things in the country keep running as smoothly as they do. Even fucking Bernie got out there in Wisconsin and Michigan to talk to people and obviously Trump went there, even if a lot of it's just your usual empty promises they got more out of those two guys than they did from Hillary and on election night they made sure she knew it.



Trump is actually Cobra Commander and he's in possession of the Weather Dominator and he's going to use it to wipe out all those Democrats...in the southern United States...something doesn't add up here.
Blumpf clearly is able to control the weather, thats why he fucked over all those soyboys leftists by cancelling the nintendo direct
 
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Predicting something that has proven consistently the case on a weekly basis for the last two years isn't wizardry.
That's the joke.

Found on a Variety article regarding nutjob writer Margaret Atwood claiming Star Wars inspired 9/11. If you thought THAT was :autism:...wait'll you get a load of this.
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Even fucking Bernie got out there in Wisconsin and Michigan to talk to people and obviously Trump went there, even if a lot of it's just your usual empty promises they got more out of those two guys than they did from Hillary and on election night they made sure she knew it.

Hilary's campaign was disconnected from reality they were as worried she would loose the popular vote while getting 300ish electoral votes. In the last month of the campaign they spent more on ads for the Omaha district of NE than they did in MI, MN, and WI COMBINED. All for 1 fucking electoral vote.

That's the joke.

Found on a Variety article regarding nutjob writer Margaret Atwood claiming Star Wars inspired 9/11. If you thought THAT was :autism:...wait'll you get a load of this.

I thought everyone knew Tom Clancy wrote the playbook for 9/11. Thank fuck the goat fuckers were too stupid to use if for more than an outline.
 
I thought everyone knew Tom Clancy wrote the playbook for 9/11. Thank fuck the goat fuckers were too stupid to use if for more than an outline.

TBF, if there is a WWIII in the next 20-odd years, the opener will follow the plots of one of Tom Clancy's books because he's covered just about all the then-logical geo-political scenarios at least once.
 
That's the joke.

Found on a Variety article regarding nutjob writer Margaret Atwood claiming Star Wars inspired 9/11. If you thought THAT was :autism:...wait'll you get a load of this.
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1. Confusing The Matrix and Star Wars? Fake nerd.

2. If they mean Vader, he didn't disconnect from a computer, he remembered how to be a father and then got his prosthetics wrecked by Force lightning. So yeah, heroic suicide because he obviously knew what was going to happen, but it wasn't politically motivated; it was just the age-old story of "love conquers all". Very personal, and probably less clear if you don't have kids (like most people searching for political guidance in a fun sci-fi movie from the 80's).

3. The Jedi were not a "force of legal morality". They had become complacent, and were more concerned with balance and technicalities and something-something love makes you evil. And on that last point, see above.

4. I'm not taking sides in this sped-fight. Margaret Atwood is a bigoted fearmongering bitch responsible for Handmaid's Tale and can kiss my ass. The commenter is also a moron.
 
If your idea of "America" is Harrison Bergeron, then yes. Trump is the gravest threat to it right now.

ETA: Hillary cast herself as our busybody, domineering grandma, hanging over us, questioning our every decision, guilting and shaming us into doing exactly what she thinks we should because "Mother Knows Best". Trump is more like our irritating, often cool, maybe crazy uncle, but that's not an adult-to-child relationship.

Thanks, I'll choose being an adult.
 
I liked after 9/11 how they took that stupid "how many people wanna kick some ass" song, added clips of GWB talking over it, and ignored that it's about a pussy who won't and can't fight and just went full unironic FUCK YEAR with it.
 
How exactly has Trump harmed the "dream of America"?

People only ever say, "He's a racist! His policies! He's MEAN!"

When you ask for proof for racism or bad policies, you get crickets. You concede the third because he is indeed a dick, but he needs to be. But that clearly overrules everything else which is why he needs to be impeached.
 
Morning Joe’s bigger threat is the queefs of Milka.
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Meh. I remember back when cable news was saying that the split second of Janet Jackson's boob show on camera during the Superbowl 38 halftime show was more traumatic than 9/11.

How exactly has Trump harmed the "dream of America"?

People only ever say, "He's a racist! His policies! He's MEAN!"

When you ask for proof for racism or bad policies, you get crickets. You concede the third because he is indeed a dick, but he needs to be. But that clearly overrules everything else which is why he needs to be impeached.

It's never been about convincing the people on the outside, it's about gaining status within your own social circle by having the "right" opinions. As long as your group has 50% plus one of the voters on your side, then your stance is a mandate from heaven.
 
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