Tell us how hick you are - Incest optional.

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ForgedBlades dijo:
I have unironically dipped a can a day for the last twelve years.
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A disgusting but manly habit. Your teeth may fall out but you'll have balls of thunder.

:powerlevel: I chewed Redman regularly when I was like 10, my grandpa thought it was hilarious so he'd buy it for me. Never got addicted to it or any tobacco, oddly enough.
 
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The folks up north will see me no more, when I get to that Swanee shore!
 
>needing to take a test
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If you marry into my family sooner or later you will be invited to a dinner where the meal is freshly hunted squirrel, muskrat, blackbird, frog legs etc, and my family members will delight in loudly sucking the (cooked) brains out of the skulls, offering you the heart, giving you a penis-bone without telling you what it is etc to freak you out.
 
Sword Fighter Super dijo:
One summer at Lowe's they hired a bunch of kids who all did dip. It was weird and gross.
Dip is usually something I associate with baseball players and old men, not 18 year olds.
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I started smoking when I was 18/19 and quickly got fed up with not being able to do it in my apartment, as well as how shitty my clothes would smell, so I bought a can of dip on a whim and from that point on it was over.

I dipped long cut for a while, but it was fucking up my gums something fierce and my dentist said that if I had to do it, I should use pouches. On top of not cutting up my mouth (as badly), I found that I didn't have to spit, which means I can have a lip packed literally anywhere and in just about every situation.

Of course I'm still swallowing copious amounts of tasty tobacco juice every waking moment, so I full expect to develop esophageal and/or stomach cancer before I hit 50.
 
If it was based on what state I'm from, then I would be 90% redneck, simply on account of being in Missouri.
 
ColtWalker1847 dijo:
64% but the test seems to be biased towards southern people.

We don't have any Waffle Houses, Tractor Supply Co, or NASCAR races up here.
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I thought it was biased too but not for those reasons. There aren't too many rednecks here who fly the Confederate flag but they sure do go to the bar on their ATVs or snowmobiles (depends on the season) in hopes they can bypass getting a DUI from the sheriff.

I'm in the northern US and we have Tractor Supply here. No NASCAR close by but plenty of dirt tracks to watch racing and with those, you could go almost every night of the week. NASCAR does race outside of the south too... Chicagoland, Iowa, couple of California tracks, a few in New England, and Kansas, to name a few. They even raced in Montreal before.
 
I’ve listened to “Redneck Woman” before.
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What do you expect from middle-class Long Island scum?
 
I got 19%...sounds about right, since some of the questions were about stuff non-rednecks can also enjoy.

ColtWalker1847 dijo:
64% but the test seems to be biased towards southern people.

We don't have any Waffle Houses, Tractor Supply Co, or NASCAR races up here.
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Yeah, I'm from New England, and we certainly have plenty of rednecks (occasionally, Confederate flag and all), but this also isn't the South. Saw way more Red Sox hats at the country fair I went to this summer than NASCAR ones.
 
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