Tell us how hick you are - Incest optional.

[AF 802]

http://brainfall.com/quizzes/how-redneck-are-you/

Do it. I'm apparently not much:

 

[Red Hood]

This is confusing. For #1 there's no option other than city or country. I live in a suburb.

For #2...does a gunsafe count as a gun rack?

I literally own a Tractor Supply hat though. Huh.

Anyway, I got 49% redneck, which sounds about right for being Okie diaspora.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I suppose I'm happy with this.

 

[Nekromantik]

Well I don't have animal heads on my wall.

 

[Draza]

FeelsBadMan

 

[Picnic_Boy]

BULLSHIT.

"Pork cracklin's?" We call 'em pig skins or even hog hides. Who watches the watchers?

 

[ForgedBlades]

I have unironically dipped a can a day for the last twelve years.

 

[Rand /pol/]

dipped a can a day

Is that some negro terminology

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

My parents are way more redneck than I but I still got 43% lol wot

 

[Eryngium]

Only 20%?

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

I expected a lower number to be honest...

 

[OhGoy]

I have unironically dipped a can a day for the last twelve years.

rip gums

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

If Jeff says so.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[BeanBidan]

I've shot guns drunk as fuck before.

 

[Tiamat]

I dont even have to take the test to know im as far as country as Greece is to Belarus

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I have unironically dipped a can a day for the last twelve years.

One summer at Lowe's they hired a bunch of kids who all did dip. It was weird and gross.
Dip is usually something I associate with baseball players and old men, not 18 year olds.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

One summer at Lowe's they hired a bunch of kids who all did dip. It was weird and gross.
Dip is usually something I associate with baseball players and old men, not 18 year olds.

It's become a bit of a thing where I live for younger people. Kind of a way to bypass not being able to smoke in public places and work. Doesn't help that they toss out loads of free cans at every boat/gun/camper show that comes through either.

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

Oh my god, I never realized how redneck I really was...one day I gotta get around to telling y'all my deer hunting story.

 

[Golly]

I'm honestly surprised I'm even this high.