YT 8/13 - Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!

[Venom Snake]

Chris identifies with the hick pony because she's apparently a tom boy-type character. Chris has always had a thing for tom boys and has even described his mother and Anna as such. It's the reason he came up with the Autistic term "tom girl" to describe himself when he started crossdressing, because in his dim brain tom boy = girl who likes boy stuff, so "tom girl" must = boy who likes girly stuff.

Wow. I always wondered about the origin of such term. It makes a lot of (autistic) sense

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He was mad when Hasbro announced the humanised Pony show too:

But now he's a fan of that show too so I'm sure Chris will cope.

Back in the 'Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia' forum days he used Applejack as his avatar so I guess he's always liked that character, maybe he likes how both he and the pony have southern accents?

Although he did have the username Kookydash and IIRC later mentioned somewhere that he only used an avatar of Applejack because someone else had used Rainbow Dash, who he saw as a fellow tomboy/girl. (This was before he got another favourite character).

Nice to know Chris' hasn't actually gotten better or changed in any measurable amount.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Is the Applejack fixation wholly from Chris or some Idea Guy thing? I feel like I missed its start.

Chris has liked the word "honesty" for some time now, but maybe he's attracted to her character because she's the polar opposite from himself; she works hard to take care of her family and thinks of them, and her friends, before herself.

 

[No_one]

He was mad when Hasbro announced the humanised Pony show too:

But now he's a fan of that show too so I'm sure Chris will cope.

Back in the 'Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia' forum days he used Applejack as his avatar so I guess he's always liked that character, maybe he likes how both he and the pony have southern accents?

Although he did have the username Kookydash and IIRC later mentioned somewhere that he only used an avatar of Applejack because someone else had used Rainbow Dash, who he saw as a fellow tomboy/girl. (This was before he got another favourite character).

I'm probably late but, (I don't claim to know anything about MLP) isn't the new geneartion going to be all about different dimensions? Doesn't it fit Chris' view perfectly?

They have a multi-dimensional hybrid plan set up where each tribe of ponies has their own separate plane, connected in some unexplained way so they can interact with one-another. Each one will be themed, and a lot of focus will be placed on trying to make the Earth pony zone more interesting as the tone of the postings seem to hint that they feel the race overall needs "something" to set it apart from their two counterparts.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm probably late but, (I don't claim to know anything about MLP) isn't the new geneartion going to be all about different dimensions? Doesn't it fit Chris' view perfectly?

He'll probably be fine with it once he sees it.

Unless he goes full blarms, of course.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Unless he goes full blarms, of course.

I don't think he will. And remember, even though he freaked out about Blarms he still bought all the Sonic Boom games and watches the cartoon.

 

[Datiko]

I'm probably late but, (I don't claim to know anything about MLP) isn't the new geneartion going to be all about different dimensions? Doesn't it fit Chris' view perfectly?

So its Hasbro's Age of Sigmar for little girls and autists?

 

[Done]

Nice to know Chris' hasn't actually gotten better or changed in any measurable amount.

Actually he is far worse now, his writing was at least vaguely understandable back then. Now we need Brony and Neptunia consultants to understand even the most minor things he writes or says.

 

[dominatrixman]

This is going to end badly. Chris one more legal slipup and you are probably going to a group home. You aren't 25 anymore you approaching 40. Even if you don't do anything illegal you still watch ponies and play with toys at an age where most men are in their prime and own a house with kids.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This is going to end badly. Chris one more legal slipup and you are probably going to a group home. You aren't 25 anymore you approaching 40.

The state's not gonna spend money to babysit Chris unless he winds up in jail. I don't know why this has to be said over and over again.

 

[dominatrixman]

The state's not gonna spend money to babysit Chris unless he winds up in jail. I don't know why this has to be said over and over again.

True, I just can't imagine Chris being mentally able enough to last a week in Prison. The second (I say second because it'd happen immediately) someone says something bad about Sonichu Chris will start a verbal fight which will then lead to his eventual beating.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

True, I just can't imagine Chris being mentally able enough to last a week in Prison. The second (I say second because it'd happen immediately) someone says something bad about Sonichu Chris will start a verbal fight which will then lead to his eventual beating.

Chris is immensely chicken-shit, especially around people who are bigger than him. The only time he's ever actually gone off on someone in person was Walsh, and that was during his days as a young stallion. Old Chris won't go up against Tyrone.

 

[dominatrixman]

Chris is immensely chicken-shit, especially around people who are bigger than him. The only time he's ever actually gone off on someone in person was Walsh, and that was during his days as a young stallion. Old Chris won't go up against Tyrone.

I don't know he did pepper spray the shit out of some dude for no reason and walked away like nothing happened and was actually surprised at the legal consequences he received. He also hit some dude with his car, I'm not saying Chris would think he was starting a physical fight but he would definitely initiate one verbally. I feel that someone close to Chris needs to get him to try acid so he can either have ego death or have a period of unbiased self reflection so he can see how retarded his ideologies are.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I don't know he did pepper spray the shit out of some dude for no reason and walked away like nothing happened and was actually surprised at the legal consequences he received. He also hit some dude with his car, I'm not saying Chris would think he was starting a physical fight but he would definitely initiate one verbally. I feel that someone close to Chris needs to get him to try acid so he can either have ego death or have a period of unbiased self reflection so he can see how exceptional his ideologies are.

He didn't "pepperspray the shit out of some dude". He spritzed the guy then hauled ass away. I've compared it to when a squid sprays ink before fleeing predators. It was a fear reaction, not a deliberate attempt to harm someone. He also didn't intentionally run into Snyder with his car. That was him panicking and accidentally bumping the guy because he wasn't paying attention. Chris is not a fucking menace.

Holy fuck @Marvin I think there should be a pinned "Myths of Chris-Chan" post on this board because I'm sick of constantly having to re-explain this shit.

 

[dominatrixman]

He didn't "pepperspray the shit out of some dude". He spritzed the guy then hauled ass away. I've compared it to when a squid sprays ink before fleeing predators. It was a fear reaction, not a deliberate attempt to harm someone. He also didn't intentionally run into Snyder with his car. That was him panicking and accidentally bumping the guy because he wasn't paying attention. Chris is not a fucking menace.

Holy fuck @Marvin I think there should be a pinned "Myths of Chris-Chan" post on this board because I'm sick of constantly having to re-explain this shit.

Haha that squid spraying it's ink comparison is great. I don't know I know people in prison and have friends who were in prison and he just wouldn't last. He'd definitely not have to worry about getting raped though.

 

[The Dude]

Haha that squid spraying it's ink comparison is great. I don't know I know people in prison and have friends who were in prison and he just wouldn't last. He'd definitely not have to worry about getting raped though.

Chris isn't going to prison. He might end up in county jail for a few months if he fucks up big again, but that's the worst that would happen to him. Chris isn't dealing drugs or fencing stolen goods. He's not a hardened criminal. He hasn't done anything that's prison worthy. Just like your initial assessment of how scary Phil/ADF was way off base, so is your assessment on Chris' situation. You need to chill out, read up on these people more, and get a better grasp on the situation. If you keep spinning your wheels like you have been then you're gonna have a bad time here.

 

[Marvin]

He didn't "pepperspray the shit out of some dude". He spritzed the guy then hauled ass away. I've compared it to when a squid sprays ink before fleeing predators. It was a fear reaction, not a deliberate attempt to harm someone. He also didn't intentionally run into Snyder with his car. That was him panicking and accidentally bumping the guy because he wasn't paying attention. Chris is not a fucking menace.

Holy fuck @Marvin I think there should be a pinned "Myths of Chris-Chan" post on this board because I'm sick of constantly having to re-explain this shit.

Chris is like zoidberg, tops.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris isn't going to prison. He might end up in county jail for a few months if he fucks up big again, but that's the worst that would happen to him. Chris isn't dealing drugs or fencing stolen goods. He's not a hardened criminal. He hasn't done anything that's prison worthy. Just like your initial assessment of how scary Phil/ADF was way off base, so is your assessment on Chris' situation. You need to chill out, read up on these people more, and get a better grasp on the situation. If you keep spinning your wheels like you have been then you're gonna have a bad time here.

Hmff, Even if this happens, Chris' feminine charms would easily make him a prison favorite. Lucky for Chris, his feminine charms are stored in his anus.

 

[dominatrixman]

Hmff, Even if this happens, Chris' feminine charms would easily make him a prison favorite. Lucky for Chris, his feminine charms are stored in his anus.

Chris smells like shit and doesn't take care of himself in the slightest. The people raped in prison are usually raped because they are more desirable then the other gross dudes their around 24/7. Chris would be what is known as a Viking as he doesn't cut his hair or bathe or do anything other then exist and shave poorly as to make himself look more like a middle aged woman. Vikings are usually avoided for these reasons.

If he didn't shave in jail for a month or two he'd look like Michael Myers at the end of H2 (2009)

 

[Infinity]

Chris smells like shit and doesn't take care of himself in the slightest. The people raped in prison are usually raped because they are more desirable then the other gross dudes their around 24/7. Chris would be what is known as a Viking as he doesn't cut his hair or bathe or do anything other then exist and shave poorly as to make himself look more like a middle aged woman. Vikings are usually avoided for these reasons.

You sure do know a lot about gay sex in the prison system...

Back on topic:
I'm 99% sure Chris will watch the new series (or be exposed to it somehow) and absolutely love it, just like he did with Equestria Girls, and to a lesser extent Sonic Boom. The 1% is a margin of error because Chris can be nothing if not totally unpredictable at times like this.