THERAPIST, WEIGH IN, TJ MAXX!!!!!!! - 8/6/2018

Imagine being a couple days into your new weight loss plan (after binging on Taco Bell day one) and ordering this much food at a restaurant. At first I saw that rice and beans plate and thought "ehh.. not too bad" but then it panned over to that gigantic plate of chicken. Holy shit.
(This is a screencap from Amberlard, I refuse to give Big Al views. There's been some talk over at Lolcow that even hooktube increases overall YT view counts and I'm not risking it.)
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pickleniggo dijo:
Nah, my bets are on an online therapy company so she can “get help” from the comfort of pillow mountain whilst binging tasty cakes that totally weren’t hers.
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I'm partly amused and partly fucking irritated that he put that in her mind. An online therapist can only do so much and I can't imagine that they are capable of doing much of anything with a cluster B. I wouldn't be surprised at all if she comes through with a miracle, singing online therapist that's totally working for her as she gains another 50 elbees. Of fucking course Nico would have an online therapist. That absolutely explains his shitshow of a life. An online therapist is great if we're not dealing with significant mental illness and you just need someone to vent to or be a sounding board. Kind of like your work place EAP (employee assistance program) if you're fortunate enough to have one through your employer. It only provides 6 sessions per year for free, but it's something. Of course, our gorl doesn't work and she would have to actually pay for sessions which takes away $$ from her real therapist, Orange Chicken.
 
I'll believe it when she actually shows up for a therapist appointment. It's probably just like the doctor emails, she's talking about this so she can make herself believe she's doing something about her weight, while doing nothing and continuing to grossly overeat. In the unlikely event she does go for an appointment, I'm very curious what would happen. Therapists are typically non-confrontational in the early sessions to earn the client's trust, but eventually apply empathic confrontation, which is to say they confront the dysfunctional person with their shit, in a nice way. I don't think Amber could handle constructive criticism, nor can she follow what any therapist tells her. I feel sorry for anyone who would waste their energy trying to help her this ungrateful whale.
 
>she got too many candles so they bought more candles and a huge basket for the candles
>she got too many earrings and chokers so the bought holders for the earrings and chokers
>she got too many things so she needs s bigger purse to put the things in

Her life consists entirely of getting a too many things and then buying bigger storage to contain the things. What a metaphor for her fat life...

>they made a basket for becky’s sister

Maybe this is just me and might be an entirely “southern etiquette” thing, but aren’t there social rules regarding what is/isn’t appropriate to spend on your SO’s family after year one? Like, a $50 gift—at maximum—is plenty enough as long as it’s something the person really loves. But otherwise, it’s kind of ostentatious to give someone you barely know THAT much.

>that fucking “Write Brain” book

This bitch is so unoriginal she can’t even fucking write a journal without someone telling her what to goddamned write... How lame and basic do you have to be to not even be able to write your own thoughts down

>speaking of basic those candles

ALL FUCKING FOOD. NOT A LAVENDER OR S CHERRY BLOSSOM OR A SWEET PEA OR A FUCKING PLANT OF ANY KIND JUST FOOD UUUUGGGGHHHH
 
Unless she wants to do work, therapy will provide her with nothing but validation for her choices and excuses for not changing. I've seen therapy make self obsessed people worse in exactly those ways. I'm hoping she will get something out of it besides a pity party, but I'm not optimistic.
 
Basketball Jones dijo:
>she got too many candles so they bought more candles and a huge basket for the candles
>she got too many earrings and chokers so the bought holders for the earrings and chokers
>she got too many things so she needs s bigger purse to put the things in

Her life consists entirely of getting a too many things and then buying bigger storage to contain the things. What a metaphor for her fat life...

>they made a basket for becky’s sister

Maybe this is just me and might be an entirely “southern etiquette” thing, but aren’t there social rules regarding what is/isn’t appropriate to spend on your SO’s family after year one? Like, a $50 gift—at maximum—is plenty enough as long as it’s something the person really loves. But otherwise, it’s kind of ostentatious to give someone you barely know THAT much.

>that fucking “Write Brain” book

This bitch is so unoriginal she can’t even fucking write a journal without someone telling her what to goddamned write... How lame and basic do you have to be to not even be able to write your own thoughts down

>speaking of basic those candles

ALL FUCKING FOOD. NOT A LAVENDER OR S CHERRY BLOSSOM OR A SWEET PEA OR A FUCKING PLANT OF ANY KIND JUST FOOD UUUUGGGGHHHH
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Well, for southern folks raised a certain way, yes, what she does in terms of trying to buy folks' love is tacky and would be considered a bit nouveau riche which in some circles is not looked well upon. However, I assure you, these exceptional folks do not run in those circles. However, even without the high brow view, most normal people would far more appreciate a nice gift card or something practical or meaningful than this shitshow.
 
First thing a therapist will do will be tell her to get off YT.

Cue vuhloorg from the SquelchPit wailing about how nobody unnerstayunds. Then downloading the contents of the fridge.

Therapy over.
 
Whatthefuck dijo:
I'm partly amused and partly fucking irritated that he put that in her mind. An online therapist can only do so much and I can't imagine that they are capable of doing much of anything with a cluster B. I wouldn't be surprised at all if she comes through with a miracle, singing online therapist that's totally working for her as she gains another 50 elbees. Of fucking course Nico would have an online therapist. That absolutely explains his shitshow of a life. An online therapist is great if we're not dealing with significant mental illness and you just need someone to vent to or be a sounding board. Kind of like your work place EAP (employee assistance program) if you're fortunate enough to have one through your employer. It only provides 6 sessions per year for free, but it's something. Of course, our gorl doesn't work and she would have to actually pay for sessions which takes away $$ from her real therapist, Orange Chicken.
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I mean even if she gets an irl therapist, she's also got to be willing to work with them. Atm it almost seems like she was forced into therapy to keep appearances up on youtube. I've seen type b get forced into therapy before (court ordered) and they come out somehow even more convinced that they were justified and right in all the shit they did. If it wasn't so awful it'd be kinda amazing tbh. The willingness to do the hard work is what AL is missing and I don't know if she'll ever get there. Therapy is a lot deeper than just "talk to someone in a chatroom" but I don't know if AL is honestly capable of confronting herself. :(
 
Her trend of buying shit to put other shit in is too much. If you need storage for your candles, that means you're not fucking burning them and they should be in the garbage. Same goes for her wax melts. And planner stickers. And journals.

Their room must be a dark cavern of collected items at this point
 
BishhwithaB dijo:
AND, he's got a tear tattooed under his eye now. Doesn't that mean he killed someone??
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I think it varies. It can mean done a stint inside (an accomplishment, obvs) and if blacked in, means they attacked another inmate/officer/rival gang. It's like biker tats - they have meaning and some are ubiquitous and others specific to one club. And they're all dumb.

I doubt this donut has killed anything except a lot of fries. He wasn't inside long enough - he's yer average flabby tit that advertises maryjane use (oooh, how shocking!) and was probably inside for drugs and lower-level violence.

All these - prison, gang, biker 1%er tats have one meaning. "I am a sad twat."
 
Becky singing without music was so painful, I actually gringed so hard. Just stop it, please. Also, every time Becky tries to be sassy she just turns out being annoyingly angsty in a teen way.

I also enjoy these waddly videos more than the sitting videos but mah gawd, you don’t have to try so hard ALL the time. When they were laughing in the car about some stupid shit that wasn’t even mildly funny, I wanted to just tap out.
 
Sword Fighter Super dijo:
Is it just me, or did her good mood seem extremely forced?

I know she said she was back on her meds, but don't most mood altering drugs take at least a week to build up in your system before they become effective?
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Not always. Some people respond early to them. I’m one of them. It takes me a day to feel the effects.

That said: fat and stupid.
 
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