THERAPIST, WEIGH IN, TJ MAXX!!!!!!! - 8/6/2018

[Whatthefuck]

Last weigh in, AL came in at 526.0 with clothes on. (so 523.2 without, since she wore the exact same shit)
Today, she weighed in at 524.2 with clothes on. (521.4 without)

So she lost 1.8lbs, not 4.6 as she claims.

She lost more weight taking her clothes off than she did taking a dump. It's hard to tell if she's stupid, or she's just exaggerating her results for asspats. Probably bolth.

Bolth.

ETA: The fact that she weighs in daily drives me bananas. You can't gauge progress that way. Your weight fluctuates from day to day which is why anyone with a brain officially weighs in once per week preferably the same day of the week at as close to the same time each week.

 

[Nido]

Okay good job AL, you got a therapist. Now actually DO the next step which is go to the therapist and figure out why you're a goddamn mess??? She always takes the first and easiest step (go to a doctor/get a therapist/get a better camera) and then gives up immediately. Maybe she'll finally prove us wrong this time. I sincerely doubt it.

Isn't it common knowledge that the "originally X price" at stores like TJ Maxx is a lie? Don't companies make junk that's lower-quality specifically for TJ Maxx/Ross/Marshalls?

AL/Becks are giving Beck's sister a gift. Why are they so obsessed with junk? With what they dropped on that they probably could have gotten her a nice piece of jewelry/perfume/makeup kit/subscription to Spotify but in the spirit of AL physically more = better. They're also trying to buy Eric with some shitty Pikachu print so I guess AL really isn't in Ricky/Eric's good graces if she's back to trying to buy their love with garbage.

I gotta say, I definitely like watching her wobble around TJ Maxx/stuffing her face at the same Mexican Restaurant more than 8 sit-down videos in a row. Keep it up gorl!

 

[DuckSucker]

Necky says she hates using public bathrooms because people don't know if she's a boy or a girl because she wears a hat backwards. Not because she's butch, 300 elbees and dresses like a 16 year old boy.

oh my god nobody cares Becky. Nobody is looking at you, trust me. Your attire demands it.

Was Becky kind of ignored and not cared about as a child? That's kind of a common thing and it comes up more and more with Millennials and I have a suspicion it's correlated with troonery. She's bitching about wearing a hat backwards like a college boy because she wants people to pay attention to and care about her. It's almost like a cry for help or something.

 

[JerkyPirate]

Another great thing about this fancy new camera is that when Big AL can't ride a scooter it cannot keep up focus with all her waddling. Them breaths sound good, gorl, coming in nice and clear!

 

[Long time lurker]

Hambert claims to "have a therapist". I'm not sure if this means she made an appointment or she finally used Google to locate one, but one thing is certain, she hasn't seen one yet.

IIRC, a few months ago Amber claimed to have called a therapist's office and wanted whomever picked up the phone to solve her problems.
I suspect this time it wasn't much different - she might have called because her singing doctor refused to renew her prescription and was hoping she'd get a therapist to do it over the phone.

Bottom line is, she's done this before and didn't get a step closer to actually seeing a therapist.

I didn't bother paying attention to whatever she claims to weigh because I don't believe her anyway, but she says something about under 520. Sure, Jan.

In yesterday's video her feet weren't completely on the scale, and many of us - myself included - gave her the benefit of the doubt, thinking that it was because she couldn't close her legs.
Today's video shows both feet firmly on the scale.

 

[Twinkie]

I'm not even paying attention to these numbers. Until she gets under 500, she's not losing weight. Currently, she's so large that 20lbs is like two day's worth of earnest dieting. Get the fuck out of here with your one-point-something pounds "weight loss" amber

 

[EH 110]

Those fat calves/shins always crack me up. Her legs are as lumpy as Popeye's arms. She really is a cartoon.

AL/Becks are giving Beck's sister a gift. Why are they so obsessed with junk? With what they dropped on that they probably could have gotten her a nice piece of jewelry/perfume/makeup kit/subscription to Spotify but in the spirit of AL physically more = better. They're also trying to buy Eric with some shitty Pikachu print so I guess AL really isn't in Ricky/Eric's good graces if she's back to trying to buy their love with garbage.

Becky's white trash sister doesn't need nice jewelry or perfume. She probably loves cheap crap from China as much as Amber does.

 

[PiggyPie]

Do you think she ate those candles?

 

[smallmilk]

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Is it just me, or did her good mood seem extremely forced?

I know she said she was back on her meds, but don't most mood altering drugs take at least a week to build up in your system before they become effective?

 

[parallelogram]

Good lord, that's a lot of gifts for just one person's birthday, cheap as they may be.
Awfully nice of you, Amber. Suspiciously nice, if I may. Sort of "remember-what-I-did-for-your-sister-now-let's-make-haste-to-Taco-Bell" nice of you...

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Is it just me, or did her good mood seem extremely forced?

I know she said she was back on her meds, but don't most mood altering drugs take at least a week to build up in your system before they become effective?

This is what I came here to say. It also seems like she had a talk with Becky to smile and laugh more and be more outgoing because it seems like Becky has done a 180 in regards to her mood in this vlog. Very suspect.

 

[C3PBRO]

This is what I came here to say. It also seems like she had a talk with Becky to smile and laugh more and be more outgoing because it seems like Becky has done a 180 in regards to her mood in this vlog. Very suspect.

That's just the dopamine high from the giant pile of Mexican food she'd just eaten.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Necky says she hates using public bathrooms because people don't know if she's a boy or a girl because she wears a hat backwards. Not because she's butch, 300 elbees and dresses like a 16 year old boy.

She should wear her RAGING LESBIAN hat more often to clear up any confusion those ol' chapeaus might be causing people.

 

[497]

Is it an online therapist? What if the therapist is Nickoado Avocado?

So lumpy. It doesn’t look like a people anymore, does it? What does she see when she looks in the mirror making asshole faces? So many questions...


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those legs... and those yoga pants. if you know how yoga pants have those really wide bell bottoms so they are flowy and here they are too tight around her calves.

 

[EH 110]

Do you think she ate those candles?

I was wondering how much, if any, of the candy in that basket made it to Becky's sister.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

There was a post in the comments of her last video linking to therapists in her area. Maybe she read that (even though she totally never reads the comments) and phoned one?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Another unhinged fatty chimes in;

And sorry ladies, this gentleman is now off the market;

your man here is a strong contender for the most pathetic human being on the planet, and he's got his own thread on here

 

[pickleniggo]

There was a post in the comments of her last video linking to therapists in her area. Maybe she read that (even though she totally never reads the comments) and phoned one?

Nah, my bets are on an online therapy company so she can “get help” from the comfort of pillow mountain whilst binging tasty cakes that totally weren’t hers.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I was wondering how much, if any, of the candy in that basket made it to Becky's sister.

I don't think all of it did. Amber showed she binged on a Dairy Milk recently and the videos are out of order.