Surgery [15 July 18] Phil's Pseudovagina, 7 weeks post-op

[keyboredsm4sh]

The amount of regret when Phil finally realizes he fucked up is going to be hilarious. You can tell he is starting to regret everything in the absolute dumb shit he puts on Facebook/Tumblr now. I mean heres a idiot who posted a threat to us (yeah right) on Tumblr about how kiwi farms where supposed to comply with his demands, including paying money, which he doesn't have any concept of, before he would post a picture of his open wound online for everyone to see. What did he do when he realized no one was paying attention??? He turned around and posted the damn thing anyway. Now he makes a stream of him doing a "dramatic reading" (in which we learned Phil can't actually read) for attention and asspats to Facebook, and he didn't even get a single like or reaction. What's next Phil....are you going to cut yourself again?

He'll have his anus turned into a second mangina.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Will he ever regret it? Phil is pretty far gone, I don't know if he'll ever realize just how fucked up he's made his life by getting the chop.

Oh he undoubtedly will...eventually. It will ultimately end up happening when Phil's "friends" completely stop paying attention to him, or better yet, if we end up putting this subforum on lockdown so he cannot access it again. It may take a week/month/year until Phil wakes up.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He'll have his anus turned into a second mangina.

And his mouth turned into another anus. He's been transitioning to assmouth via oral defecation for years, he just needs the surgery and he'll be all set!

 

[The Dude]

And his mouth turned into another anus. He's been transitioning to assmouth via oral defecation for years, he just needs the surgery and he'll be all set!

Maybe then he can get those tombstone-sized bucked teeth removed.

 

[ZippyZoopa]

They might be jealous that he was able to get one for free. I'm sure plenty of people struggle getting one due to financial problems. The fact that this tard who doesn't even try to look like a woman was able to get one due to where he lives might make one jealous. I don't think the fact that it doesn't resemble a vagina matters much in this case. After all, there's a decent chance you'll get a bad job done no matter who does it.

He might realize when he gets a horrible infection. Aside from that situation, no. I don't think he'll regret it.

You are right, I am so jealous that I couldn't get my dick cut off and replaced with a gaping wound.

 

[MG 620]

He'll have his anus turned into a second mangina.

And then his mouth turned into a new ass.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

When does Phil get the surgery to look like an actual human instead of a potato?

 

[Twrx]

When does Phil get the surgery to look like an actual human instead of a potato?

Medical science hasn't evolved that far yet.

 

[AllCISPeople]

When does Phil get the surgery to look like an actual human instead of a potato?

Medical science hasn't evolved that far yet.

Medical science? That'd take a miracle.

 

[AF 802]

Medical science? That'd take a miracle.

I don't think miracles can even go that far.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Medical science? That'd take a miracle.

Phil attempted to perform a ritualistic version of the surgery when he stabbed that potato, hoping that by “killing” it, the effect would be to make him look human via sympathetic magic. Unfortunately, he screwed it up and caused his penis to drop off.

 

[The Dude]

I think medical science would have better luck growing a man-sized beaver tail and grafting it to Phil's fat ass. He's already got the teeth and body hair covered, so it would be an easy transition.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I think medical science would have better luck growing a man-sized beaver tail and grafting it to Phil's fat ass. He's already got the teeth and body hair covered, so it would be an easy transition.

Haha, thanks man, just got the most hilarious visual of a beaver that looks like Phil. It would be the worlds first beaver-human-troon hybrid, and we all know it would end up refusing to wipe it's ass or go into the water.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think medical science would have better luck growing a man-sized beaver tail and grafting it to Phil's fat ass. He's already got the teeth and body hair covered, so it would be an easy transition.

It would be the closest he got to having a beaver.

 

[The Dude]

Now I wish I had artistic talents so I could draw Phil as an anthropomorphic beaver. He would have massive brown bucked teeth like Phil, have male pattern baldness like Phil, always wear too-small Hot Topic clothes like Phil, and have feces constantly covering his ass like he just sat on some kid's chocolate birthday cake like Phil. However, I think instead of the beaver having a mutilated crotch like Phil, he would instead have had his tail surgically removed, altered, and grafted onto his head as a horribly scarred and crooked facsimile of bunny ears. His name would be Bill the Buck-Toothed Trans-Bunny Beaver and his pronouns would be bun/bunny/bunself. It could be a whole comic filled with parodies/commentary of SJWs, Ant Fags, and Tumblr.