Surgery [15 July 18] Phil's Pseudovagina, 7 weeks post-op

[Pubic Enemy #1]

How does he pee? I mean, it basically just runs down his thighs, right? No way that he can pee like a woman. Its more like a garden sprinkler, I guess?

Something tells me Phil has no problem with pissing all over himself.

 

[WC 027]

Artist depiction of how it'll look in 8 more weeks

Spoiler

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Narp. Been fooled before and I ain’t clicking that spoiler. I can’t see a few weeks healing has improved things from its last outing, it still won’t look like anything typically found in a real females nether regions.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Assuming it is Phil, at least it looks a little better than it did when he first got it. It still doesn't look like a real vagina, though.

 

[deeman]

Except for pissing down his own legs and putting toys up there... what is he going to use it for?

NOTE: someone with so much hair around his naval will always be a dude, no Jurassic Park Pussyfication will ever change that.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Also, constantly posting pics of your genitals on the internet is the last thing you would want to do if you’re trying to convince someone you’re a woman.

Confirmed: Phil is a retarded, smelly little man who had his dick cut off

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

In what world does Phil live in where he thinks that angry inch will convince people to fuck him or find him attractive?

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

i would sue the surgeon, it doesn't look like a vagina. no troon ever

 

[Terrorist]

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Haha.. jokes on us. Phil got us to look at his nasty hole.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Eww it looks like his guts are ready to fall out through it.

Seems ADF really is becoming a Great Unclean One...

Why did I click on this thread?

There’s no fucking way I am clicking that

Narp.

Still haven't sen it. That's not changing anytime soon.

 

[BE 911]

I don't know what's more depressing: the meaty looking aspect or that a surgeon got paid to do this.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Lol at the tiny, off-at-an-angle, triangular 'clit' (or all that's left of Phil's acorn cockhead). We had a troon turn up in the Gen Z thread who swore blind that modern surgery had improved so much that having a null-de-sac was an amazing, multi-orgasmic experience. Wishful thinking is a powerful drug.

Sorry, Phil. It still looks nothing like a real vagina and everything like a surgically-created hole with various parts of your ex-acorn prolapsing out of it. I hope you enjoy pissing all over yourself, and I look forward to the inevitable infection saga when you lose interest in keeping up with post-op hygiene.

(watch the idiot video himself pissing now, to prove a point. He's so ridiculously easy to goad it's a miracle he hasn't been taken for everything like CWC, although you could probably say that Toren taking his flat and money was the same thing)

Remember back when Phil tried to extort us by saying he'd only show his empty conker sacks if we bought him a ridiculously expensive bike? Pepperidge Farm Kiwi Farms remembers. Exhibitionism, too, is a hell of a drug. Especially in someone as ugly as Phil.

So much for all the hours of electrolysis.

Edit: I wondered when Phil would be posting another null-de-sac shot. His messageboard was getting slow after the peak attention he got last week for attempting to shoot a hill out in the wild. No-one pays attention to him on dumblr, devart or facebook, but he's always guaranteed an audience here. Nice to know we're appreciated

Edit 2: cue dumblr post on how 'Kiwis want to watch me piss'. No, we don't, but I'm sure you'll show us because you love the attention, Phil.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s got a tongue sticking out. I’m no vagina expert, but I don’t think they have tongues.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Time to drink early

I researched mtf bottom surgery and this is what I got
Our recommended dilation schedule is as follows:

Week 1 – Week 3 4 times a day

Week 4 – Week 6 3 times a day

Week 7 – Week 9 2 times a day

Week 10 – Week 12 1 times a day

Week 13 forward - Dilation or intercourse a minimum of once or twice a week for the rest of your life.

I'm pretty sure it's not being dilated

 

[Grog]

Time to drink early

I researched mtf bottom surgery and this is what I got
Our recommended dilation schedule is as follows:

Week 1 – Week 3 4 times a day

Week 4 – Week 6 3 times a day

Week 7 – Week 9 2 times a day

Week 10 – Week 12 1 times a day

Week 13 forward - Dilation or intercourse a minimum of once or twice a week for the rest of your life.

I'm pretty sure it's not being dilated

Clearly this is how you cure a mental illness that consists on being uncomfortable with one's own body.

 

[The Great Chandler]

+ =

 

[Eryngium]

Would anyone actually get hard at the sight of “that”? let alone wanna touch it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

dilation

Like I said, nature is transphobic.

 

[mrdk_04]

Jesus christ, I'm (somewhat) glad I became immune to this shit after witnessing a granny's vagina in the hospital ward where my own grandma was recovering.
That's one image I'm never getting out of my brain.

Thanks for reminding me Phil