Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

"I'm gonna buy a gun"
And then what, fatty, shoot up all our "agents"?

Why aren't you showing your new pussy anyway, you're always so proud of your shit :sighduck:

Edit: I like the part where he even admits all his SSI goes to his scribbles :story:
 
I'm pretty sure one of the California things was a 5150, though, and that would preclude him buying a gun unless he went through a fairly time consuming process. This is of course assuming they actually kept good records, which is not always the case.
He might pass a background check if they failed to enter him in the system, but it would still be illegal for him to attempt to purchase a gun. If he buys one and goes public, it would be reasonable to tell the ATF. I wouldn't even call that weening; he might be an actual threat.

While he wasn't arrested for the McCain thin he did get a record note for it, he did have a physical face to face with someone over it as well so it wasn't just a waco on the internet
A Waco on the Internet is exactly what we're worried about, actually. LOL
 
If I had $250,000 to blow away, I'd give it to Phil under the following terms and conditions.

1. He stops referring to himself as "Latinx" or a "transgender lesbian" and admits he is a cisgender white guy

2. He starts showering regularly and starts cleaning up after himself in the bathroom

3. He formally renounces Anarchism, Communism, and Identity Politics

4. He gets as many of the tattoos of his removed as he can, and that he cover up the remaining tattoos

5. He goes back to being a dorky weeb obsessed with Naruto

6. He dumps Toren and leaves Portland for good

7. He stops comparing himself to Chris

8. He moves to the rural coalfields of central Appalachia where the cost of living is fairly cheap and there are no SJW's, hipsters, or crust punks to be seen for miles and he can actually live off his meager tugboat (he'd be barely scraping by, but he'd also be rid of Toren)

9. He openly admits on camera that he is not a vegan and that the whole crust punk thing was a mistake

10. He admits that Angelo never abused him and that he was wrong to accuse his own father of such non-existent deeds


But I know that he would never do a single one of those things, because his warped sense of pride and lack of shame keep fucking with him. He just won't admit he ruined his own life in the pursuit of being a teen rebel well into his thirties. And even if he did do all those things, I don't have that kind of money anyway.

The sad part is that while my list of demands for him is meant to be a joke, chances are that if he did even one of those things on that list, his life would improve significantly and he'd be a lot happier.
 
I'd give him $250000 if he really castrates himself and gets rid of his tiny dick.
 
Oh, what devious thoughts are brewing in that Arby's logo-shaped head.

The only thing remotely feminine about Phil is that the Mrs. Deagle theme should play whenever he tries to do anything, ESPECIALLY when it comes to making threats.
 
For a guy who made his mark a-logging Chris, he sure has become dumber.

Even Chris has made less idiotic and unreasonable demands these days. Even Chris has the good sense to try and monetize his autism and has done so with some degree of success. Hell, Chris has even gotten me to cheer for him because he's been telling his a-logs where to shove it.

Further, Chris referred to his tard bux as a tugboat BECAUSE even Chris realized he was getting a pittance compared to what he would have preferred to get, and objectively speaking, Chris is absolutely correct, as a government income is mere fraction of what a well paying job could provide per annum.
 
...The SS just checks you out if you get on their radar like he did, and he probably came across as a harmless sped at the time rather than a serious threat. I'm pretty sure one of the California things was a 5150, though, and that would preclude him buying a gun unless he went through a fairly time consuming process.
the 5150, which refers to the portion of the Welfare and Institutions Code that was made by the Lanterman–Petris–Short Act, describes in several sections how someone may be investigated and detained for psychiatric evaluation. it isn't an arrest, and the person is not a criminal. nothing in the act makes the person a prohibited person under federal law (as those are already defined in USC Title 18 922g). however in CA (and some other states), a determination of custody under 5150.3 can be a temporary prohibition against possessing firearms for up to five years in that state.

the people saying he'll be executed for touching a gun because he OD'd on Tylenol are pretty far off the mark.

USC Title 18 922 (g) dijo:
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/922
(4) who has been adjudicated as a mental defective or who has been committed to a mental institution;

mental defective has a specific legal definition, one that Phil does not meet.

https://www.atf.gov/resource-center/docs/agorder0001pdf/download

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that proposed ruling is in effect, and is how the ATF interprets things - it isn't a legislative change however as the actual language in USC 18 922 (g) is unchanged. Phil hasn't been indicted or found by a court to be mentally defective.

the thing that might actually nab Phil is if he has any restraining orders (a civil matter) out for him, as they almost always have language that prohibits firearm possession on threat of criminal charges, or if he's ever been convicted of domestic violence, which i think he hit his mother (?).

I think one of his Oregon things was also an involuntary 72 hour hold of some sort, but I know less about that.
OR, WA, AZ, NV, and CA have roughly the same language as the Lanterman–Petris–Short Act (in California). this sort of thing happened in the 70's and was widespread across the US with minor variations under different names and enacted in different time frames. by 1981 all states had some sort of involuntary psychiatric evaluation custodial hold in some form or another.

I think it's possible he's in a situation in Oregon where he could buy a gun but not get a concealed carry permit.
correct somewhat. in OR, the Public Records Unit (a department of the state's DoJ, FB) conducts a background check against 3 primary databases (criminal convictions, arrest records, and general background which has things like prior addresses). a CHL (and some other things) has the additional requirement of classwork/certification, and an in-person interview.

...He's had a number of voluntary and involuntary holds, Phils been a frequent flyer of the medical systems in both states several times. While he was released it's a cumulative thing on instance may be able to be written off or fall through the cracks but he's had several in a relatively short time, that is not a good indicator and will preclude him from gun ownership for the foreseeable at any rate but I will let
@Club Sandwich someone who's come across Phil in a professional context an expert on one of the States gunlaws answer that one far better than I could.
in the US, if you are never convicted in court, your arrest records only show a pattern of poorly thought out behavior - it doesn't otherwise impact your life in any meaningful way outside of very specific employment or duties/responsibilities.

if Phil is as acerbic and awkward in other stores as he was in mine, he'd likely be denied a sale by the dealer on account of not wanting to contribute to the gun control lobby's narrative. likewise it's unlikely he has the connections to acquire one from a gangmember, drug dealer, or otherwise off the books. he also seems to lack any mechanical aptitude to manufacture even a slam fire shotgun out of pipes.

admittedly there are some unscrupulous sellers out there so who knows. maybe he'll "luck" out and just be ripped off or sold a cop-killer (felony possession is a helluva drug).

I think Gunownership to him is a Scary Power fantasy...
i agree wholeheartedly, i think Phil has some magical thinking that a gun is a talisman: merely possessing it may give him some power over others. sadly more competent people than Phil think the same way.
 
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I've seen mental patients less delusional than spud.

Plus I don't think 250k is going to cover all of what he wants to buy.
what bike, cheese, or tattoo is over $250,000 ?

even genital mutilation reassignment surgery is around the $20,000 mark or so.
 
I don't have the money, but I'll do you one better Phil. I'll give you that surgery you've always wanted myself. I'll admit I'm no expert, but one time I took my toaster apart and put it back together, so I'm pretty handy.
 
No. You aren't getting shit. Absolutely bugger all. Fuck you. Even Chris is doing better than you, and he would probably tell YOU where to shove it.
 
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