Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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You know if he took a fucking shower, minded his own business, and didn't go out of his way to look as out of place as possible... No one would have cared if he showed up at the mall.

Why is Chris completely incapable of going anywhere without being banned? God damn it
 
Chris and Barb have monthly income. How the hell has it gotten this bad? (Apart from :autism:) I imagine the stituation gets even worse after Barb kicks the bucket. At this rate the next house he lives in will be a carboard box under the bridge.
 
Many of his latest tweets seem out of character and i am pretty sure he is being coached by someone. My guess is there is no new reason for why he is in "dire" need of money. He is an irresponsible impulse buyer who does everything wrong financially and it's catching up to him. Chris cannot discern between necessities and luxuries. He spends every penny he has on the first expense that pops up. All money is fungible to him. The only person with any control over this is his mother and she isn't much better than him
 
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Is this true/likely?

Chris would shit his pants if someone forced him to stop buying Legos and video games.
 
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Is this true/likely?

Chris would shit his pants if someone forced him to stop buying Legos and video games.
I would say no for Chris. When Barb croaks, he'd probably need assistance in obtaining a living arrangement and so forth, but he is independent enough to not need an overseer.
 
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Is this true/likely?

Chris would shit his pants if someone forced him to stop buying Legos and video games.

In regards to Chris, no. That's more of a situation that will happen when an old lady has the beginning stages of dementia and starts wiring 10k to a Nigerian prince once a month. Or a slow-in-the-mind being taken advantage of on the regular by someone. Simply spending your money unwisely won't cut it.

It'd be an uphill legal battle for someone trying to set Chris up in that situation.

Yeah, it certainly wouldn't be simple.
 
In regards to Chris, no. That's more of a situation that will happen when an old lady has the beginning stages of dementia and starts wiring 10k to a Nigerian prince once a month. Or a slow-in-the-mind being taken advantage of on the regular by someone. Simply spending your money unwisely won't cut it.
Now what I'm wondereing is: how would being suckered in by a cult fit into all this? Like if you are wiring someone money because you believe they're god.
 
Now what I'm wondereing is: how would being suckered in by a cult fit into all this? Like if you are wiring someone money because you believe they're god.

Well, I mean there is freedom of religion, right? Jehovah's witnesses send in a large portion of their income, Scientologists too. I suppose it would depend on the mental stability of the person sending the money along with considering the type of cult (obvious scam vs. stealthy scam).

Either way I think it would be pretty difficult to rule on. Would probably depend on the opinion of adult protective services and others (if they are involved).

That sounds like the absolute worst case scenerio recoupment.

"The CPU goddesses need money, Christine!" :horrifying:
 
That sounds like the absolute worst case scenerio recoupment.
Even without recoupment. Just having someone declared mentally incompetent to take care of their own finances, if they mailed checks off to religious shysters.

Heh, actually, I bet if Chris got scammed by Scientologists and someone moved to have him declared incompetent, they'd send lawyers to keep those Sonichu checks flowing fight for freedom of religion, against an overbearing government trying to illegally manipulate a poor misunderstood transwoman.
Well, I mean there is freedom of religion, right? Jehovah's witnesses send in a large portion of their income, Scientologists too.
Indeed. That's specifically the kind of conflict I was thinking of.

The US has strong freedom of religion protections, so Scientology is legal here while in Germany they get hassled a lot.

To some extent, you could say we've got legally protected craziness. It just needs to be crazy on the long scale (jesus literally turned water into wine) and not the short scale (jesus will catch me if I jump off this building).
I suppose it would depend on the mental stability of the person sending the money along with consideration the type of cult (obvious scam vs. stealthy scam).

Either way I think it would be pretty difficult to rule on. Would probably depend on the opinion of adult protective services and others (if they are involved).
Yeah, makes sense.
 
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Well, I mean there is freedom of religion, right? Jehovah's witnesses send in a large portion of their income, Scientologists too. I suppose it would depend on the mental stability of the person sending the money along with considering the type of cult (obvious scam vs. stealthy scam).

Either way I think it would be pretty difficult to rule on. Would probably depend on the opinion of adult protective services and others (if they are involved).



"The CPU goddesses need money, Christine!" :horrifying:
This is a situation were constant claims of being "high functioning" and "independant" would work against someone. Especially if it any point it was his idea.
 
It'd be an uphill legal battle for someone trying to set Chris up in that situation.

Don't you mean an uphill Legol battle?

I've actually developed some more of my Jack Z. (conspiracy) theory.

Jack said he had friends chip in for the $1200 right? What if the plan all along was something like Jack give Chris the money and tell him not to spend any of it, while another friend tells Chris about a 3rd friend who bought a platinum pass and cant use it so he's selling it at a discount of like $900. Chris spends the $ on a fake pass, and now instead of 1 ween spending $1200 for a page on the cwcwiki, we have 3 weens who spent $100 each for a cwcwiki page who might also get to watch Chris cry about the trolls, like he's done for over a decade.

It's a less stupid plan than I originally theorized, but it's still a stupid.

Maybe I'm playing the game "X-Files: Autism Edition" too seriously.
 
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