random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Pickle]

Did anyone consider quotes from Genosamuel? I got two variations: "The admins of the aforementioned sites are far loonier than I am" and "The admins of the aforementioned sites are a swell bunch of folks".

 

[The Fool]

Did anyone consider quotes from Genosamuel? I got two variations: "The admins of the aforementioned sites are far loonier than I am" and "The admins of the aforementioned sites are a swell bunch of folks".

I personally got a sound clip from one of his documentary videos for my collection of mic spam audio files. "Plautistic, a plant which is autistic."

 

[Gordon Cole]

Now link me to your faggot guidelines because I see a lot of buttons and none of them say GAS!

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rusty-shackleford-mustard-zyklonk-monoxir.43460/

 

[Ruin]

I'm chopping off my dick fuck you dad!

ADF from here.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/phils-tumblr-update-megathread.16944/page-56

 

[Positron]

What if my dick is so long it touches my butthole and tickles it?

 

[damian]

What if my dick is so long it touches my butthole and tickles it?

Ffs the whole page is :

 

[Army Burger]

6) Refer to my Social Security Disability benefits as a Battleship (and not a Tugboat)

 

[Wakko Warner]

"Yeah, I took my 4 yo and all he said was "The pacing was shit, CGI was like Toy Story and I hated how they pandered to the Chinese with Rose""
Source (Warning: Contains Infinity War spoilers) https://www.resetera.com/threads/to...nity-war-unmarked-spoiler-thread.38965/page-6

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

People are serious about that. If we're going to develop resources to cat girls and anime then we're going to have to devote resources to space travel too. Personally I think cat girls and anime are counter-revolutionary.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliti...ing_conservative_is_the_same_thing_as/dzo5lir

 

[Mr. 0]

This whole quote:

He's not being paid to tweet this. This board is really fucking stupid. I genuinely hate you people. He's quoting something from a video on YouTube.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-623#post-3404443

 

[Raging Capybara]

an expert in being harassed online


Sauce

 

[A Skeleton]

The past couple years I've been working on unjewing myself.

 

[spikespiegel]

Ver archivo adjunto 461639

"There is no Joshua Moon. If you think very, very hard, you will actually know who this is. I know you think I`m a tosser, but trust me. You will KNOW."

 

[PsychoNerd054]

If Picard were a Mickey Mouse character, he would be Donald Duck, due to his joyless and crabby attitude. Kirk, would be liek Mickey Mouse of course.

(Source: http://scratchpad.wikia.com/wiki/Why_TOS_is_Better_Than_TNG)

 

[Sammy]

Something about this factoid being told to me by the derpo dog made me laugh and want others to regularly see it in a randomized list of other funny online one liners.

 

[Wakko Warner]

"Oh yeah, that's a great way for Ash Ketchum to go ahead and introduce us to Chuck E Cheese by him going ahead and taking a dump."
Source:

"ASCII Express showed a collection of photos he took when he snuck into the studio during taping one day. The actions they depicted were unspeakable. PBS was appalled."
Source

 

[Army Burger]

It's hard to be a woman as I wear a diaper and there's shit all over my dick. The oppression of kiwi farms did this to me.

 

[Trombonista]

We're living NOW! NOW, MAN!!

 

[gobbogobb]

alright you guys are of no help, fucking amateurs
we've hired someone to take care of this kid for us off the darknet for 1 litecoin, so long kiddo

 

[Army Burger]

i graduated highschool in the 10th grade fucktard, i have an iq of 156