DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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DiabeticSP dijo:
Patron's choice but:
1. You can only nominate games that I can decline to play
2. You can vote on games I've approved the nomination of, but I can play whichever one is 'best for business'
3. I only need to play the game before the heat death of the universe
4. I don't have to finish it

What a deal.
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I wish I had a count on how many games he disqualified or put on the back burner after having paying fans either nominate or vote for them. At this point the entire process is just mental masturbation. If the guy can decline to play the game or put it off for several months then what exactly is the point?

This is the problem that detractors predicted months ago. He put so much emphasis on subs and completely ignored his patrons until eventually people either gave up or switched to being a sub. As a patron, they can still be ex communicated from the forums that they paid for access to. As a sub they can be completely banned from the stream they are paying money to support.
 
WeeblesWobble dijo:
I wish I had a count on how many games he disqualified or put on the back burner after having paying fans either nominate or vote for them. At this point the entire process is just mental masturbation. If the guy can decline to play the game or put it off for several months then what exactly is the point?

This is the problem that detractors predicted months ago. He put so much emphasis on subs and completely ignored his patrons until eventually people either gave up or switched to being a sub. As a patron, they can still be ex communicated from the forums that they paid for access to. As a sub they can be completely banned from the stream they are paying money to support.
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If he was honest and picked 4 games that he wanted to play and THEN gave it to patrons I don't think I would have a problem with it. But as it turns out, he picks games that he thinks will get money and if its not what he wants, then he makes an 'executive decision' to remove it. He did this with a twitter poll saying 'only trolls picked that option so jokes on them'
 
BrunoMattei dijo:
You just know his room reeks of sweat and jizz.
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I rate islamic, but in my heart I know it's true.

Speaking of Kat, how long has it been since she's been heard from? Over a month right? And he's still eating TV dinners since she either isn't there anymore or is busy with work/can't be bothered to be his maid so early in their rebound relationship.
 
Keystone dijo:
I rate islamic, but in my heart I know it's true.

Speaking of Kat, how long has it been since she's been heard from? Over a month right? And he's still eating TV dinners since she either isn't there anymore or is busy with work/can't be bothered to be his maid so early in their rebound relationship.
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How long has been saying he eats TV dinners?
 
Keystone dijo:
Even though Kat is undoubtedly using him for a roof over her head, I still feel sorry for her for having to smell him on a daily basis.
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I joked a while back about Kat sleeping in the 'guest bedroom' downstairs because honestly imagining the horror and shock of suddenly sharing sleeping space with Phil makes me very sad for her.
I can't quite remember what Phil said nearing the end of his 'totally amazing freedom from the restrictions having a live-in SO caused on his schedule'; was it that he had to throw out the bedspread from 8 months of use and buy a new one?
I can't imagine Phil tumbling in to bed with the Gin-sweats halfway through her night's sleep is at all tolerable, besides all the other horrors I imagine attached to that sleeping arrangement.
 
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BrunoMattei dijo:
How long has been saying he eats TV dinners?
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Some tweets from drgn and people who are strong enough to endure his prestreams say it's been like a month or two. When she does make him something it's small meals she leaves in the fridge, not full dinner meals. Or so they've been saying.
 
Keystone dijo:
Some tweets from drgn and people who are strong enough to endure his prestreams say it's been like a month or two. When she does make him something it's small meals she leaves in the fridge, not full dinner meals. Or so they've been saying.
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Yeah, she left him. Either that or put her foot down but I imagine that Phil would want her out if she's not going to cook him his chicken tendies.
 
Still going strong under the DigitalFoundry video:

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Jaracainofthewind dijo:
So can we take bets on his issues with this new Street Fighter port? Because Akuma is out. Is it gonna be just connection? Is he gonna drop this game immediately?
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The connection/netcode, definitely. DSP's has always had trash-tier internet. When a lot of streamers move, they make sure their new place has fiber internet. When DSP moved, he put absolutely no forethought into this and just used whatever was available, which was Comcast. He thought paying a shitload extra for Business class would fix his issues, but all Business class is is better support. It's the same internet going through the same lines.
Plus he hates the Cannon brothers, and by extension GGPO which is what the SF30th's netcode is based off of.
 
PieceofShet dijo:
PATREON 675. YIKES.
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Granted I never watch much of Phil's khantent because even the heavily edited shit makes me long for death, but I have managed to hop into Tevin's mirrors a few times. I've never heard him mention Patreon hardly ever. I certainly don't know what the fuck his goals are or what reason he gives you to actually pledge. Even here on KF, with our seemingly boundless weaponised autism resources, we can't seem to figure out what the fuck is going on with it. What chance do his trailer trash fans have? No wonder it's sinking.
 
Patreon has fallen so much because he hasn't relentlessly flogged it to his viewers. Compare his current numbers with his most recent peak, in December 2017:
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Note: I would've set it to year-to-date but the falloff after December 31 is immediate, which shows that for many patrons this was a one-off donation.

This was when he was in full-on shill mode (not that he's ever not in shill mode) for muh taxes. I guess that's the downside of having children and exceptional individuals as your target audience, you have to repeatedly browbeat them with whichever goal you have for the moment. It's the same thing with his sub count over the last few months if you think about it. Phil's been going on and on about sub count so you get upwards of 50 gifted subs at a time. Since he's at 381 right now I assume the gifters have either changed their minds about doing so again or their welfare checks haven't come in yet.
 
Patreon and subs are at a low he hasn’t seen in months. His patreon is at half what it was back in late 2017. He was at one time I think over 500 subs.

This fall is going to hit him hard financially. Expect some hardcore begging. Either he will bring back the taxes or finally reveal his mystery illness to milk them pity bucks.
 
I'm confused right now.

Deleted street fighter 2 off switch then says he's going to get street fighter on switch (after saying he was never playing street fighter 2 again lolwat) but before he said he was getting it on PS4 and someone was gifting it to him for xbox one. How many versions is he going to play?

Also yeah I think Kat's already left he went from

  • "hey look heres me and kat"
  • "this is what kat made"
  • "this is kat in a new dress"
  • "hey kat it seems people are calling you horseface and photoshopping black holes over you saying your sister is a demon and implying you're a succubus"
  • -that awkward asf video-
  • Some more look what kat made
  • silence, we learn hes getting meals on wheels for old people
  • YoloDopper did another cheer asking personal information again thanks for the money dummy I dont reveal personal info
  • OMG YOLODOPPER QUIT CHEERING ABOUT KAT YOU CUNT REE
I'll admit I haven't been following DSP as long as some people who frequent the board have but the only time I see Phil do complete 180s like that is when he needs to hide and obfuscate stuff, deny it ever existed or happened. It would be of no surprise to me if he later responded to participation cheers asking about kat denying he ever had anyone live with him and pretend she never existed. When that fails he will retcon the past saying she was a room-mate who moved out, or maybe go with the demon story and say she got possessed one day and had to be institutionalised.
 
Pubic Enemy #1 dijo:
It always blows my mind that Phil gets so sweaty. He doesn't fucking do anything. Stephen Hawking had a more active life than Phil does.
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That is his problem. If you are so inactive physically then doing the simplest tasks will throw your body out of whack. Remember when Phil seriously said that doing laundry got his adrenaline pumping? That's becaise it's the most physically strenuous thing he does. And knowing him, he probably does it about once a month. I wouldn't be shocked if his lazy ass wears the same dirty clothes four or five times over.
 
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