DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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actually dijo:
Not for nothing, but Swagginz isn't there now and wasn't when I stopped in earlier. Don't know what's going on, but Swagginz's attendance at streams has been spotty at best in recent days.
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He already said a couple times that pretty much his main goal was to get the 100k bit badge and then cool down after that. so thats my guess

He is going to feel awful in a few months. Shit in the past year I have gone on two full week cruises where drank a lot and gambled a good bit and with both trips totaled up its less $ than what this retard has just given away
 
OneDaySon dijo:
Why has DSP been saying REAL TALK all the time now like a cast member of some 90s teen show? I hope he phases out the catchphrase because people keep memeing it like he did with "Street smart"
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I'm just guessing, but Kat probably says that. People with Phil's social awkwardness pick up social ticks like Pokémon, and they don't often even notice it. I'm just assuming that's what it is, could be just him being a doofus, though.
 
Dragoonism dijo:
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How long before he asks for disability benefits from the goverment?
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The constant need to pick up your mouse and the frustration would actually tire your wrist, that games pretty annoying when it comes to how much you pick your mouse up to drag it back, but swollen? lmao nah, unless he has some chakra like gout gate that opens when he exerts energy, all that happened is him actually using muscles hes never used before because he just sits on his ass all day.

Same reason he said he was sore from walking on his day off, yes ofcourse you're going to be sore if you just sit on some sunken smelly sofa all day and your only excersize is lifting a fucking fork to your mouth.
 
Drip Feed dijo:
The constant need to pick up your mouse and the frustration would actually tire your wrist, that games pretty annoying when it comes to how much you pick your mouse up to drag it back, but swollen? lmao nah, unless he has some chakra like gout gate that opens when he exerts energy, all that happened is him actually using muscles hes never used before because he just sits on his ass all day.

Same reason he said he was sore from walking on his day off, yes ofcourse you're going to be sore if you just sit on some sunken smelly sofa all day and your only excersize is lifting a fucking fork to your mouth.
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I got the same thing with that game. But I'm a "true gamer" so I just jacked up the sensitivity on my "true gamer" mouse and then realized that the sensitivity wasn't the issue its just the controls are deliberately obtuse. Its more about the specific motions you make rather than how far or quick you drag your mouse.

But as a "true gamer" I felt the game was boring and just wanted to pander on about the difficulties of life. So I deleted the game and went to watch my favorite "true gamer" DarksydePhil pander on about the difficulties of life.
 
Subs at 380. This is with a handful of gifted subs in the last few days (from Swagginz and a couple of others). I haven't seen any NEW subs, but its entirely possible there have been one or two.

Might plateau at 350ish? Going in with a tabula rasa, i can't see much to convince someone new to sub to him. Hostile, ignores you unless you cheer (unless you say something he can make fun of you for), pathetic rage, childish humour and the snorts. Its got so bad I now mentally block out the snorts, but jesus christ its been a long time, cant imagine what someone new to DSP would think. Oh and just googling/youtubing this guy would kill any interest if you get that far

Then there are his mods (just swagginz really)

Patreon will be in slow decline and has been for a while.

The guy is the dog sitting at the kitchen table while the fire burns going "this is fine"

I wont say anymore but he really needs to read the advice thread.
 
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OneDaySon dijo:
Why has DSP been saying REAL TALK all the time now like a cast member of some 90s teen show? I hope he phases out the catchphrase because people keep memeing it like he did with "Street smart"
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He will use any phrase and label that makes whatever he is saying seem more "real" and honest.
Real talk
street smart
real gamer
one of the most honest people on youtube
raw, unedited content
i tell it like it is
I'm the average joe gamer


I am willing to bet money that he starts referring to things as being "based" as Tevin does. I'd give it a few months.
 
Damn so he lost nearly 100 subs shit thats quite a chunk considering his dwindling viewership. His Paymetons will now start to bleed out and go near the 600s now as he tries to fight stage 4 of fame - the internal and external collapse of himself and his viewership. Multiple people have noted on swagginz lack of appearence and yes its finals but he is constantly being attacked.

As for paymetons, it is garbage you have no reason to subscribe if you sub on twitch.

As for the Khat theory again I am fucking gambling all on this, he did not mention her and a few cheerers asking got shot down fast. I would not be surprised if we get a teitlonger on this.

I think it went like this before she moved in he mentioned nothing about videos at all until she got there. She got royally pissed because in that video she looked more annoyed with him that she was there - then it begins.

Phil the trainwreck that perpetually flings on in the sunset keeps giving because this single saga will be great.
 
Yada yada yada DSP in Sorcery Saga: Curse of the Great Curry God?

*edit: beaten

Funny enough is that I have this game but haven't played it. After acknowledging this cameo, i downloaded it to play lol
 
What is his current patreon's choice goal anyway?
Would be shocked if someone didnt slip monster hunter in there.
 
So, in the WiP, Phil mentions he is going to give the patrons another week to nominate games for the patrons choice before he begins to compile them into a poll.

But correct me if I'm wrong... does this not mean that for one event, the nominations have taken a month, and the voting will be in the following month, meaning you need to be a patron for 2 months to fully participate in the nominating and voting of one event? The ploy can't be that obvious, can it?
 
Surly Muppet dijo:
So, in the WiP, Phil mentions he is going to give the patrons another week to nominate games for the patrons choice before he begins to compile them into a poll.

But correct me if I'm wrong... does this not mean that for one event, the nominations have taken a month, and the voting will be in the following month, meaning you need to be a patron for 2 months to fully participate in the nominating and voting of one event? The ploy can't be that obvious, can it?
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He has always done it this way. So for example if you pay in April, he will play the game June 1st.
 
Patron's choice but:
1. You can only nominate games that I can decline to play
2. You can vote on games I've approved the nomination of, but I can play whichever one is 'best for business'
3. I only need to play the game before the heat death of the universe
4. I don't have to finish it

What a deal.
 
DiabeticSP dijo:
Patron's choice but:
1. You can only nominate games that I can decline to play
2. You can vote on games I've approved the nomination of, but I can play whichever one is 'best for business'
3. I only need to play the game before the heat death of the universe
4. I don't have to finish it

What a deal.
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Donating to someone's Patreon to see them play a game is fucking exceptional in and of itself.
 
Freshtodeath dijo:
He has always done it this way. So for example if you pay in April, he will play the game June 1st.
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Oh yeah, he won't be playing the game until July (at the earliest).
But this time the nominations don't end until the end of May and the voting is probably June. Is that normal? Because that requires you to pay for 2 months to fully participate in the event for one month (and then you have to wait for months to see it).
 
week in preview sweaty pits

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