LGBT 9/04/2014 Chris claims discrimination

[Ryebread]

To Chris, LGBT means "LeGos, Buy Them for me."

I wish there was a physical way to give you all my internets.

He isn't a goddam idiot. My apologies.

These A-log ratings are getting out of hand. Saying even one negative thing about Chrissy or calling him a name will get you an A-log rating.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

These A-log ratings are getting out of hand. Saying even one negative thing about Chrissy or calling him a name will get you an A-log rating.

Careful, or they'll discover you're my sock puppet account.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's funny that the manager lady banned him from two Wal-Marts at once (if you believe Chris, anyway). Whatever he did during that whole incident must have been pretty cataclysmic.

This is serious business though. Chris's sweetboy is probably a Person of Wal-Mart, and being banned from there is going to put a serious crimp in their relationship.
... well, another one.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Watch Chris try to sneak back into Walmart by hiding under his girlfriend's skirt.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

This is serious business though.

Too right. At this point, if he gets banned from Food Lion, he'll starve to death.

 

[derpi]

Well apologizing and begging haven't worked
I guess it's time to run over the manager?

 

[slep]

So guess who's asking for help to Human Rights because Walmart won't unban him?... yeah:

How long it took him to ask the LGBT community for help because he felt being discriminated (when that's not remotely the case)?

So, Miss [REDACTED] is the new Michael Snyder in Chris' black little Grinchy heart now, is she?

Rise up, Lesbians! Rise up and smash the evil Manajerk! March onward towards Victory For Chris!!

"Honest impulse" I think, your suggestions make too much sense.

What a CWC Impulse looks like:

 

[soIregistered]

I don't understand, does he have a sweetheart now or is he talking about his mother?

 

[rocket]

dude says he understands why he was banned in one breath, then proves he doesn't in the next

 

[Coldgrip]

It's funny that the manager lady banned him from two Wal-Marts at once (if you believe Chris, anyway). Whatever he did during that whole incident must have been pretty cataclysmic.

This makes me wonder about what he actually did (aside from defacing some property). As others have pointed out after a month or so Fatty could of walked back in and if he could resist acting like a tard, he could of continued shopping there. Even if a manager did recognize him as long as he wasn't doing anything stupid all they would of likely done was keep a close eye on him for a while and let him be. Instead he's still banned from wal-mart. Still banned. How the hell does one do that? Wal-Mart gets all kind of weirdos and nutjobs going through it's doors, some of them do wind up getting kicked out for acting like exceptional individuals but after a month or two are able to come back as long as they behave. So how the hell did Chris manage to receive what seems to be a perma-ban from wal-mart?

 

[bacterium]

This makes me wonder about what he actually did (aside from defacing some property). As others have pointed out after a month or so Fatty could of walked back in and if he could resist acting like a tard, he could of continued shopping there. Even if a manager did recognize him as long as he wasn't doing anything stupid all they would of likely done was keep a close eye on him for a while and let him be. Instead he's still banned from wal-mart. Still banned. How the hell does one do that? Wal-Mart gets all kind of weirdos and nutjobs going through it's doors, some of them do wind up getting kicked out for acting like exceptional individuals but after a month or two are able to come back as long as they behave. So how the hell did Chris manage to receive what seems to be a perma-ban from wal-mart?

Didn't you read his post his is autistic and a lesbian (trapped in a male body) and transgenderled. Which happens to be the only types of people Wal*Mart doesn't want money from

 

[Hyperion]

He needs access to this store even more now that he has his sweetheart. Nothing goes with a romantic dinner at McDonald's like shopping at Walmart.

This is what Chris actually believes.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

So guess who's asking for help to Human Rights because Walmart won't unban him?... yeah:

How long it took him to ask the LGBT community for help because he felt being discriminated (when that's not remotely the case)?

Spoiler: My reaction

Hey, I'm also autistic (stealing the limelight by having Aspergers), does this mean that I can burn down a Chuck E Cheese's because I had a bad day at work making cotton candy for nine straight hours? I think NOT, but according to Chris I could get away with it?

Go! generalmeldor! Go out and flame to the extreme!

It's obvious by his post that he doesn't/refuses to understand why he was banned, so I think it's another Game Place situation: lots of smaller problems that kept getting worse until they were actively looking for a reason to kick him out. Of course, being Chris, he not only gave them an excuse, he practically gift wrapped it for them by making it an actual crime.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I hope nobody bothers this poor woman, that said, I also hope she knows she can make bank by selling that letter on Ebay.

 

[Venusaur]

God do I ever want to see that letter of apology he wrote.

I like to imagine it went something like this:

Wallmart Manager, I've slept on it, and I have realized that Hex-box defacing is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor the Hex-box display, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow me to come back to Walmart, I will do all of the following:

-I will never write "H" on Hex-box displays again.
-I'll consider unbanning you from life.
-I'll consider knocking you up my Scale of Respect by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).

Please reply via snail maill.

Christian "KaKa" C.

But seriously, its amazing how long it took Chris to realize that he could use the "Tomgirl card" the same way that he uses his austism. As a pass for his bad behaviour and an excuse to feel victimized even more. Pretty soon, America's favorite pasttime will be "kick the Tomgirl identified lesbian".

 

[MayMay]

I called it, I knew he was full of shit when he actually claimed to be transgender. That's the thing with Chris, he has no sense of anything so he can't keep up a ruse for long since he'll make his goal clear almost immediately (see: every "apology" ever)

 

[lolwut]

Of course, I wonder why he needs to be at the store physically. I guess trying to shoplift might be a reason if he's somehow gotten himself banned from shopping online or doesn't want to pay shipping.

I believe he mentioned at one point that he uses their pharmacy to get Barb's prescriptions filled.

...

Ah yes, here it is:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart

 

[MayMay]

You'd think in a store with something vital to your mother's health, you'd NOT go out of your way to deface the store because you really don't wanna get banned.
Let's face it, his problem with the ban has nothing to do with Barb.

 

[lolwut]

You'd think in a store with something vital to your mother's health, you'd NOT go out of your way to deface the store because you really don't wanna get banned.
Let's face it, his problem with the ban has nothing to do with Barb.

Of course it doesn't, but that doesn't mean he won't use her as an excuse for why he shouldn't be banned. As long as it makes the manager look like the villain, it's fair game to Chris.

 

[jc17]

Man child + vandalism x banned for life = discrimination against autism and LGBT rights.

Man, you have to stretch to come up with that form of logic. But we all know how far he'll go to avoid taking 100 percent of the blame.

Of course, only Chris can get away with such claims in his mind.
"Won't lift a ban on me for property damage even after I said sorry? Discrimination!"

"Took me to court because I violated a ban and hit him with my car when he tricked me by making me assume he didn't work there anymore? Discrimination!"

"Banned me for soliciting at *insert place here*, yet I am not a solicitor of any kind and they got in the way of my sweatheart search!? DISCRIMINATION!!!"

And like always, things just don't work the same the other way around. When Chris says foul, he's in the right. When someone else says foul, their a no good troll who just wants to play kick the autistic.