LGBT 9/04/2014 Chris claims discrimination

[kobebyarlant]

I like how he portrays trolls as something everyone has to deal with in their lives. Like everyone, at sometime or another, has spent several years living a surreal, semi-controlled existence directed by anonymous people from the internet.

And that (naturally!) only trolls like the Xbox.

 

[Mogambo]

After reading quite a few pages on the Cwcki, I'm surprised that Wally World would have banned him from their stores. I've personally witnessed much worse behavior from customers in such an establishment, whether it was theft, ramming cars together, trailing defecation through the aisles, hiding from their children who turned to hysterics thinking they were abandoned by their parents. These were regular fixtures in a local Wally World. The other eight hours of a retail shift are mind-peelingly dull, so I can't imagine the workers weren't thankful for the daily entertainment, as mean as that is to say about another living person.

True. I suspect there has to be more to it than just the stuff we know about. Maybe he did other things in the past that he didn't mention, either because he's an idiot and is so oblivious that he literally didn't realize he caused a scene, or because he thought he got away with it. Maybe people complained about his smell, or his behaviour, or him talking to their children. Maybe girls complained about him hitting on them or following them. Maybe he just pissed off the manager and she chose to react accordingly. Hell, for all we know maybe Wal-Mart was getting inundated by weens and decided the simplest court of action was to ban Chris. We don't know, and likely never will, so I suppose its just idle speculation.

Chris is a coward, but here's the problem; If he thinks he can get away with something he'll do it and keep doing it until confronted, in which case he'll immediately attempt to either waddle away as fast as he can (most likely) or in much rarer cases, he'll become confrontational.

I agree, and as funny as it is to imagine him tardraging over things, its a good way for him to get himself in trouble (not that I mind; its entertaining as hell to watch, and people who act like idiots eventually get what they deserved), and possibly hurt other people. Yes, yes, I know Chris is a coward, and he's not all that strong. He probably couldn't hurt a grown man. Not unless he's running them over with a fucking car. Again. But I could see him flailing his arms about like a moron, pushing someone over, even throwing shit, and that would still count as assault. Even worse if he did that to a woman or kid, so it is something to consider, even if its rather unlikely.

One of the big problems is that Chris has been extremely lucky so far. Most people have declined to press charges against Chris, or to fully punish him, and Chris is remarkably ungrateful despite all of this. I honestly don't think he is aware his actions can (and one day, will) have consequences for him. All he needs to do is mouth off to the wrong person, especially while in drag, and he's going to really get himself in trouble.

 

[timtommy]

Here is the thing, as I see it. Chris thinks that he is a good person. If he acts according to an "honest impulse", he can't have done anything that bad, can he? The instincts of a good person are, if not good, at least must be completely understandable. If people only understood some shit about trolls and X-Boxes, they would have to sympathize with Chris. If they didn't, that would pretty much be taking the trolls' side, which makes them a bad person. And if you are a good person, who is in a feud with a bad person, you should be able to go to other good people for support. That is what Chris is doing with that message.

Chris doesn't do nuance. He is good, so the things he does are good. People who for whatever reason are on the opposite side of some disagreement with him are bad people. To him this is so obvious that he assumes that the vast majority people will see it too, as soon as he gives a couple words of explanation.

 

[Mitsunari]

Somebody might have mentioned this before (I don't have the time to read through the whole thread right now) but am I the only one who felt Chris is making it look as though he actually lives with his alleged sweetheart at the moment? That thing about "our Shopping Outings", it sounds as though he goes grocery shopping with her or something. I don't know, it's just the feeling I got from it.

One more point for the "Barb is sweetheart" theory, I guess!

 

[Mogambo]

Here is the thing, as I see it. Chris thinks that he is a good person. If he acts according to an "honest impulse", he can't have done anything that bad, can he? The instincts of a good person are, if not good, at least must be completely understandable

Your argument makes a lot of sense. I could definitely see Chris believing that. Unfortunately, that worries me even more. If Chris is dumb enough to think that he can't do anything wrong, simply because he's a "good person," then God help him. He's going to try getting away with more shit, from shoplifting to running over people, and think that being a "good person" will get him off the hook. It most assuredly will not.

 

[Coldgrip]

Here is the thing, as I see it. Chris thinks that he is a good person. If he acts according to an "honest impulse", he can't have done anything that bad, can he? The instincts of a good person are, if not good, at least must be completely understandable. If people only understood some shit about trolls and X-Boxes, they would have to sympathize with Chris. If they didn't, that would pretty much be taking the trolls' side, which makes them a bad person. And if you are a good person, who is in a feud with a bad person, you should be able to go to other good people for support. That is what Chris is doing with that message.

Chris doesn't do nuance. He is good, so the things he does are good. People who for whatever reason are on the opposite side of some disagreement with him are bad people. To him this is so obvious that he assumes that the vast majority people will see it too, as soon as he gives a couple words of explanation.

I could almost agree with this, but here's the thing, Chris DOES know right from wrong. He's admitted it on a few occasions that his actions in were wrong and that he was in the wrong (but that they should be forgiven anyways because he chose conversation option "Apologize"). Chris just thinks that he should be able to get away with acting like an asshole because he's Chris (and because very few people have ever bothered to actually hold him accountable for his actions).

 

[generalmeldor]

Dead serious. Then tried to justify it by saying that autistics should be given free reign to do what they want when they're angry or had a bad day.

Hey, I'm also autistic (stealing the limelight by having Aspergers), does this mean that I can burn down a Chuck E Cheese's because I had a bad day at work making cotton candy for nine straight hours? I think NOT, but according to Chris I could get away with it?

 

[Picklechu]

Well now we know just how exactly he defaced the display. Also impulse my ass. Unless he bought a pen or marker in that Wal-Mart two minutes before, he planned that out and expected to be allowed to get away with it.

I always assumed that he just so happened to carry one around in his purse. It could have been an impulse, as Chris said, but, as we all know, Chris has very poor impulse control.

 

[PCA]

I can't believe this a-hole...he just simply cannot comprehend that his banning is a direct result of his own actions. I guess I can say that this doesn't really surprise me, but trying to turn it into a sexual orientation discrimination or some shit like that is just beyond the pale in my opinion.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Well it's official, I don't think Chris actually knows what 'discrimination' means. I think he just likes throwing it around because it gets a response. It's like a kid who cries abuse when they're parents ground them. They don't understand true abuse and they like the attention.

Sure he knows what it is. Discrimination is any action contrary to his desires.

God do I ever want to see that letter of apology he wrote.

"And if you ban all homos and JERKS from your store, never sell the god-dang HEXBOX again, and give me free Legos for life, I will consider forgiving you."

I hope you guys don't mind Carmel popcorn. One thing I'm curious about is do Wal-Mart staff recognize people who were banned year or so ago. I can understand people shopping would recognize Chris, but would the workers know about his banning?

Worker: "Can I help you Sir...Ma'am?"

Tardo: I am Christian Weston Chandler, birth name of Christopher, Spanish name Ricardo born on..." followed by a lengthy rant about how evil their manager is and how she's in league with Snyder and the trolls.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Leave it to Chris to take something countless people of race, color, gender and religion faces everyday and COMPLETELY MISS THE POINT and somehow makes it about him and splashes a dash of kick the autistic. I wish someone on that page will in the most autistic friendly way explain to him why what he got banned for wasn't discrimination. Also I see he is mention his girlfriend again when he didn't have to, he is going to dox her pretty soon

 

[Shadow Fox]

I need to buy me sum of dere descriminatory Ho-Hos!"

This gave me a much-needed laugh. Well done.

I wonder if the apology letter included an offer to knock the manager up his Scale of Respect by a couple points, or maybe a Fresh Hand Drawing of Chris erasing what he wrote on the HexBawx display, thereby making it as though it never happened. I also wonder if Miss Manager is going to take up MLW's viking helmet of evil and become a new nemesis in Chris' fantasy world.

As a note, I love how all of Chris's posts stating "I'm mature" or "I've matured" are immediately followed by him being childish.

"I Have Matured; SO THERE!"

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't know if those people working at WalMart are going to be confused as fuck or die of laughter when a raging crossdresser makes a Charge of the Light Brigade demanding to have the right to be let back in the store. Cops will certainly be involved.

Of course, I wonder why he needs to be at the store physically. I guess trying to shoplift might be a reason if he's somehow gotten himself banned from shopping online or doesn't want to pay shipping.

 

[Anustart]

He needs access to this store even more now that he has his sweetheart. Nothing goes with a romantic dinner at McDonald's like shopping at Walmart.

 

[asperhes]

God do I ever want to see that letter of apology he wrote.

I think we already have. Given his penchant for repetition, I wouldn't be surprised if the first two paragraphs of his Facebook post constituted the apology letter. At the very least, I think it encapsulates the main arguments he gave for bann lifting.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I don't know if those people working at WalMart are going to be confused as fuck or die of laughter when a raging crossdresser makes a Charge of the Light Brigade demanding to have the right to be let back in the store. Cops will certainly be involved.

Of course, I wonder why he needs to be at the store physically. I guess trying to shoplift might be a reason if he's somehow gotten himself banned from shopping online or doesn't want to pay shipping.

It's the same situation he had with the Game Place and Target. Access to the store is secondary. What really burns him is that some mere mortal had the gall to tell him no.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's the same situation he had with the Game Place and Target. Access to the store is secondary. What really burns him is that some mere mortal had the gall to tell him no.

...so he's literally just playing the fucking Autism Card again? Goddamn, this must mean he's trying to impress his sweetheart...which means that either she's a troll or legit, but NOT a figment of Chris's imagination.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

...so he's literally just playing the fucking Autism Card again? Goddamn, this must mean he's trying to impress his sweetheart...which means that either she's a troll or legit, but NOT a figment of Chris's imagination.

Exactly. Rules only apply to lesser beings. Chris can do whatever he wants, and anyone who says otherwise is evil. So there.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

My first reaction: [resounding slap as I facepalm myself]

It must be nice to think that being a lesbian in a male body with autism can somehow get you out of getting banned for acting immature and vandalism. And that you can rally support from a personal army as a result.

Also, I wonder how his plan to stop caring about what critics think is going? And I notice that he put manager in quotes, as if he doesn't acknowledge her authority.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I think it was the same wal-mart, is just that he didn't get caught that time.

It was target. I remember the shelf was that shade of red target uses.