YT 4/16 - Chris does dumbbell curls

[BV 937]

Ironically, Chris will buff up in no time if he actually follows through.

We know from his own testimonies that he has a literally exceptional sense of pain because he steps on Legos on purpose, shaves dry, etc. He will never "feel the burn." If he works out every day, he will successfully reach exhaustion, every time.

Tard strength in action

 

[Count Olaf]

Chris’s receding hairline:
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Wow holy shit his hair's reseeded further back than I thought. Give it a few more years and he'll pretty much be an autistic version of Monsieur D'Arque from Beauty and the Beast. Y'know, this guy.

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/70/b3/a5/70b3a5fe2f4fbb0679907ee6efb9ba39.jpg

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ironically, Chris will buff up in no time if he actually follows through.

We know from his own testimonies that he has a literally exceptional sense of pain because he steps on Legos on purpose, shaves dry, etc. He will never "feel the burn." If he works out every day, he will successfully reach exhaustion, every time.

Til overtraining sets in

 

[Gunslinger]

If he does 100 reps a day, then he shouldn't get winded that quick.

Shit he's just getting winded by picking them up and showing them to the audience! I think that's rather telling.

Til overtraining sets in

Or he injures his back with the poor form he has.

 

[Xanax]

Always remember to put your paddy-cap on over your headband before you do five minutes of weight training. Also, gotta love how Chris wears a regular feminine necklace (probably one of Barb's) but with the massive chunky Sonichu medallion on top of it.

Found it, it’s called “Sonic with Ring”

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That is one ugly figure. It looks really weird because Sonic's eye shape is still there, but with those vacant Funko Pop dots where the pupils would be. Who the fuck buys these thi- oh

 

[Optimus Prime]

Call me crazy, but if my eyes are correct I see what seems to be 2 Pop Vinyl figures and possibly a bottle of what I hope to be is a hand sanitizer.

I'm more shocked by the fact that, if this is room, it looks way too fucking clean! Like, I recall a room filled to the fucking BRIM with retail toys and whatnot, especially with that school desk he somehow got from goodwill he sat at like it was a pulpit or something.

He also has a couple of MLP Funko figures.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-514#post-3115021

I usually am the one to point out how Chris overspent by a large margin on toys and shit, but...if those two are legit chases, then $20 a pop actually isn't that bad. The Funko Community goes fucking rabbid over those things so non-community moderated chase sales can be massively scalped.

(Source: Sis got me an Epic Mickey pop for my birthday years ago, I realized there was a companion Oswald Rabbit figure and I like Oswald Rabbit so I wanted to track him down. So I had to enter that hive of autism. Take it from me that it's too easy to get hooked on POP)

Personally, not a big fan. You can tell they all have that "cute-sy" look to them, but that just screams, we can't put too much detail into these things without driving up the price significantly. But then again, they're basically sports bobbleheads for nerds.

A comparison to the infamous Beanie Babies speculation boom is not unwarranted, given the prices of POP can reach well over a thousand bucks for the rarest ones.

I imagine most people who buy these only buy 1-3 and pose them by their desks or something.. Probably more than a couple spergs who meticulously line them up on shelves ALL OVER their house. I wonder how chris keeps them, does he just throw them in the toy pile with the rest of it?

Given that image clearly shows Sonic in his box, I suspect Chris actually does do what most POP collectors do and keep them in boxes. That allows them to naturally stack and store by virtue of keeping the packaging as part of the display. Since POP figures and bobbleheads aren't toys, this doesn't surprise me.

Wow holy shit his hair's reseeded further back than I thought. Give it a few more years and he'll pretty much be an autistic version of Monsieur D'Arque from Beauty and the Beast. Y'know, this guy.

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/70/b3/a5/70b3a5fe2f4fbb0679907ee6efb9ba39.jpg

Does this mean the story of CWC ends with him driving himself to the insane asylum?

 

[Trilby]

I'm more shocked by the fact that, if this is room, it looks way too fucking clean! Like, I recall a room filled to the fucking BRIM with retail toys and whatnot, especially with that school desk he somehow got from goodwill he sat at like it was a pulpit or something.

It is odd he did that at all, unless it's just clean around his bed.

Given that image clearly shows Sonic in his box, I suspect Chris actually does do what most POP collectors do and keep them in boxes. That allows them to naturally stack and store by virtue of keeping the packaging as part of the display. Since POP figures and bobbleheads aren't toys, this doesn't surprise me.
Love to see Chris run out of room for these after a while!

 

[Gunslinger]

I'm pretty sure that the room with all the toys you're referring to is Chris' playroom. This is his bedroom.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What the fuck does that sign say? Wes Chandler Ton Manor?

Chris and/or Barb like to buy random stuff just because it has the "Chandler" name on it. They also have a "Ship Chandler" plaque in the hoard.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-695#post-2109916

 

[Optimus Prime]

Love to see Chris run out of room for these after a while!

I've seen some massive POP collections and I think Chris is actually safe from amassing anything close to it. He's only interested in ponies and sonic, both of which are not massive collections.

Compared to what I've seen of pure Star Wars and Harry Potter POP collections which really make you question the money expenditure for vinyl figures you don't even take out of the box on that magnitude.

I'm pretty sure that the room with all the toys you're referring to is Chris' playroom. This is his bedroom.

Most men have a hobby room, a work room with which to practice a craft of their choosing.

Chris has a room full of toys, lego, and god knows what else just sitting around gathering dust.

Chris and/or Barb like to buy random stuff just because it has the "Chandler" name on it. They also have a "Ship Chandler" plaque in the hoard.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-695#post-2109916

I see they've done their tombstone shopping already, because I doubt they'll be able to get real ones when all is said and done.

 

[shilly_mays]

tfw blessed with tard strength but cursed with tard form

Just....ouch, my back and elbows really hurt watching this. Like some others in here though, I'm mildly impressed that he was even able to do that.

Wouldn't he benefit way more from some cardio to work on that beer belly?

Seeing as how his worldview on things is primarily shaped by what he sees on TV, (and :autism it's no surprise that to him, "get fit" means bicep curls because the BIG BAD DUDES on TV lift weights to maintain their GUNS. (which is kind of confusing given his gender identity) I also think it's because that's the only workout he has equipment for, can easily record, and can do sitting down.

 

[Xanax]

I've seen some massive POP collections and I think Chris is actually safe from amassing anything close to it. He's only interested in ponies and sonic, both of which are not massive collections.

Compared to what I've seen of pure Star Wars and Harry Potter POP collections which really make you question the money expenditure for vinyl figures you don't even take out of the box on that magnitude.

I know shit-ass nothing about POP figures but have you ever looked at the CWCki article that lists Chris's game purchases? Before the fire he had loads of physical copies of games for consoles he didn't even own, for reasons that Chris himself is probably not even sure of. He's extremely prone to spending frivolously on collectible shite that does nothing, just because it's available at the time.

 

[Done]

I'm more shocked by the fact that, if this is room, it looks way too fucking clean! Like, I recall a room filled to the fucking BRIM with retail toys and whatnot, especially with that school desk he somehow got from goodwill he sat at like it was a pulpit or something.

That's a different room, in his Captain's logs, he used to always announce it as "the work room, which is separate from the bedroom!", which I always found weirdly funny, like he really wanted to let us know that he's a grown-up now, so his bedroom isn't filled with toys like it was before.

 

[Sonitistic]

I'm impressed he can do 50 half-reps with 20 pounds. Bicep curls, push-ups and squats are almost enough ingredients to get a decent workout. I'm sure his squats are comical, though. And push-ups too.

 

[Trilby]

That's a different room, in his Captain's logs, he used to always announce it as "the work room, which is separate from the bedroom!", which I always found weirdly funny, like he really wanted to let us know that he's a grown-up now, so his bedroom isn't filled with toys like it was before.

Well, he lied!

 

[Optimus Prime]

I know shit-ass nothing about POP figures but have you ever looked at the CWCki article that lists Chris's game purchases? Before the fire he had loads of physical copies of games for consoles he didn't even own, for reasons that Chris himself is probably not even sure of. He's extremely prone to spending frivolously on collectible shite that does nothing, just because it's available at the time.

I'm aware - he also went so far as to buy DLC for games he didn't own physically or digitally.

Chris buys with money he doesn't have because in a way, that's how his formative years were spent. IIRC the story is that to try and make Chris speak, Barb would take him to the store and if he could read the name of a Transformer, she bought it for him.

And, really, besides food, gas, bills, and the occasional fine, Chris really doesn't know what to DO with money. His life is truly so empty that buying more and more genuinely is the only thing he can do to get a buzz. It's one of the few things he lives for, given as much as Sonichu/CWCville is an escapist fantasy, even Chris seems to have gotten the fact it isn't a true replacement for reality.

Honestly he's at the point where he is essentially trying to find purpose in his life and unfortunately the way his life turned out, he genuinely does not have one nor really the means to find permanence in them. That's why Bronycon was so monumental - he could be as weird as he wanted and still socially accepted. He would live at Bronycon forever if he could.

That's a different room, in his Captain's logs, he used to always announce it as "the work room, which is separate from the bedroom!", which I always found weirdly funny, like he really wanted to let us know that he's a grown-up now, so his bedroom isn't filled with toys like it was before.

Funny how that bedroom is SLOWLY gaining toys and other shit as well.

 

[Wraith]

His new found "bisexuality".

See? He can be a dainty, cute girl.

But also a BIG STRONG MAN with BIG STRONG MUSCLES.

Obv bisexual all the way.

I'm not checking if this joke has been done already, because it needs to be done.
It's BYE-sexuality, because everything this in-on-the-joke A-tard does says goodbye to him ever satisfying his sexuality ever.

Also if he keeps this up, how long before fatty says something along the lines of, "See, I can lift da heavy weights now, so dat means I can lift da heavy breasts. Please to be loving me, kthxbye."

Right now with all this crap I'm doing my very best Gendo pose, just watching and waiting to see if ye olde chubby chest-burster is going to maintain this for at LEAST two years straight. If I don't see that level of consistency, I'm not throwin' a party for the new tranny-bot fatimus maximus which splits into six degrees of poor hygiene. It's like math class. Show your work.

I guess Idea Cooch really did a number on my suspension of disbelief.

 

[Apocalypso]

He must be on that new diet drink Slim SLOW.

 

[A Flying Nun]

It's rare to see Chris doing something he doesn't completely fail at. I suspect drugs are involved.

 

[Grog]

He uses his back to pull the weight of the dumbbell plus the weight of his fat unsightly torso. It's going to hurt if he keeps doing this every day.