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I like how Tyce spelled Anarchist Cookbook as "analchest cookbook" in T-Zone/Livestream 17. Funnier is how none of the letters he typed are even close to the correct ones, and how a supposedly illiterate guy is downloading any sort of reading material.
That entire day was a goldmine for how horrible/stupid a human being Tyce was.
 
I like how Tyce spelled Anarchist Cookbook as "analchest cookbook" in T-Zone/Livestream 17. Funnier is how none of the letters he typed are even close to the correct ones, and how a supposedly illiterate guy is downloading any sort of reading material.
He's clearly not fully illiterate since he's been able to post on this forum and, you know, use computers in general, but on the other hand some of his posts are borderline unintelligible (he once misspelled "Deagle Nation" as "Deagle Nagion"...) and he's not online very often; he posts to Twitter only very rarely, and his Steam isn't even that active at all, only going on once every few weeks to play a game for an hour or something before logging off again. Given this, my theory is he enlists other people's help when extensive reading/writing is required and otherwise he just doesn't bother trying; either that or he can read a sentence, it just takes him a while to do so and great effort. But then again, these are just shots in the dark. We really don't know specifics about his entire reading situation beyond the fact that it's impaired.
 
Oh God yes. This. Fucking THIS.

I can't stop pressing 1 for you man.
I think besides the matchbox cars and the analchest cookbook the best part was Tyce drawing crayon swastikas all over the walls. Who the fuck does that? It's like a 10 year olds idea of cool but Tyce has never grown out of it and never will.
 
He's clearly not fully illiterate since he's been able to post on this forum and, you know, use computers in general, but on the other hand some of his posts are borderline unintelligible (he once misspelled "Deagle Nation" as "Deagle Nagion"...) and he's not online very often; he posts to Twitter only very rarely, and his Steam isn't even that active at all, only going on once every few weeks to play a game for an hour or something before logging off again. Given this, my theory is he enlists other people's help when extensive reading/writing is required and otherwise he just doesn't bother trying; either that or he can read a sentence, it just takes him a while to do so and great effort. But then again, these are just shots in the dark. We really don't know specifics about his entire reading situation beyond the fact that it's impaired.

Oh yeah, obviously he can do some reading and writing but he thinks it's mostly gay and for nerds and stuff. Watching him struggle with any of that is in itself amusing to me.
 
Oh yeah, obviously he can do some reading and writing but he thinks it's mostly gay and for nerds and stuff. Watching him struggle with any of that is in itself amusing to me.
This keyboards a faggot and the letters are faggots, they keep moving around and I can't tell which means what. They're faggots.
 
Oh yeah, obviously he can do some reading and writing but he thinks it's mostly gay and for nerds and stuff. Watching him struggle with any of that is in itself amusing to me.
Yeah definitely, one of my favorite parts from T-ZONE 1 was him taking a full minute to read the phrase "Jail Door" out loud from the HUD, stumbling each time he said it.
 
Has there ever been any mention of Tyce's mom?

Not a direct mention, but if I remember correctly, Tyce said (Or Jace said that Tyce does this) he blackmails his dad regularly about him having an affair to get shit he wants, so it can be assumed that his mom is still in the picture and didn't bail like Jace's dad.

I don't have a source for this as I don't remember when this was said, I just remember it being said. It could just be a part of my imagination.
 
This keyboards a faggot and the letters are faggots, they keep moving around and I can't tell which means what. They're faggots.

It's hard to believe people this stupid exist. And yeah that's his vocabulary in a nutshell.

Yeah definitely, one of my favorite parts from T-ZONE 1 was him taking a full minute to read the phrase "Jail Door" out loud from the HUD, stumbling each time he said it.

I swear to God, I honestly feel like I'm watching a real life episode of Beavis and Butt-Head. So many parallels...

I think besides the matchbox cars and the analchest cookbook the best part was Tyce drawing crayon swastikas all over the walls. Who the fuck does that? It's like a 10 year olds idea of cool but Tyce has never grown out of it and never will.

I have no words for how completely retarded and tasteless that is, even by Tyce's standards that's pretty bad.

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It's hard to believe people this stupid exist. And yeah that's his vocabulary in a nutshell.



I swear to God, I honestly feel like I'm watching a real life episode of Beavis and Butt-Head. So many parallels...



I have no words for how completely retarded and tasteless that is, even by Tyce's standards that's pretty bad.

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What's even better to me is unless Jace had crayons lying around in his room, Tyce brought his OWN crayons To Jace's house specifically so he could draw swastikas on the walls.
 
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What's even better to me is unless Jace had crayons lying around in his room, Tyce brought his OWN crayons To Jace's house pecifically so he could draw swastikas on the walls.

Imposing on others by assuming they have swastika-graffiti capable crayons would just be rude.

I seriously doubt that Jace himself would simply have crayons lying around for like no reason at all. It seems more plausible that Tyce would carry them around for whenever he feels like scrawling swastikas on random people's walls for like no reason.
 
I seriously doubt that Jace himself would simply have crayons lying around for like no reason at all. It seems more plausible that Tyce would carry them around for whenever he feels like scrawling swastikas on random people's walls for like no reason.
Yeah that's what I'm saying.
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Tyce is a man of full of contradictions, hypocrisy, and the reading comprehension to understand roughly 10% of what I just typed.

I'm really questioning whether Jace or Tyce are more idiotic/bizarre. The double feature of last Monday was a pretty close contest in that regard.
 
I'm really questioning whether Jace or Tyce are more idiotic/bizarre. The double feature of last Monday was a pretty close contest in that regard.
I think it's really, really close... But ultimately... I have to go with Jace being stupider. He let Tyce into his home unsupervised for hours. That's just something you don't fucking do.
 
I think it's really, really close... But ultimately... I have to go with Jace being stupider. He let Tyce into his home unsupervised for hours. That's just something you don't fucking do.

Point taken, King. :jace: That one extra point just makes this close race to the bottom end in :jace:'s favor (?)

That's just :jace: :stupid: x 1000
 
Point taken, King. :jace: That one extra point just makes this close race to the bottom end in :jace:'s favor (?)

That's just :jace: :stupid: x 1000
Yeah... Don't get me wrong functionally Jace is smarter in every single way but seriously. Jace though that was a good idea somehow.
 
Yeah... Don't get me wrong functionally Jace is smarter in every single way but seriously. Jace though that was a good idea somehow.

Functionally, he's comparatively light years ahead. Everything else? I don't know about that.

I just want to think Tyce is just an immature idiot who will grow up and realize the error of his ways, but then again, whipits, paint thinner, and other substances he's huffed (and yes these two at least are confirmed via Tyce's first post here, and Jace's Tyce Facts, respectively) probably make that possibility remote. (the peak age for inhalant use in America is 14, so there's no telling where he started)
 
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