Money 3/14 - Selling Cole Smithey's vintage comics
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JULAY
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- 4 de Feb, 2013
Good lord, the soy sauce and vibrators must be working, his titties are fucking huge! Strangely, his jawline looks more pronounced, but his extra chins have never been more prominent... He kind of looks like a melting wax figure from Madame Tussaud's or something.
The seaweed hair is looking as ratty as ever, his speech impediment makes him unable to say "Smithy", which is hilarious, and hey, I found a picture of Barb without her wig!
The seaweed hair is looking as ratty as ever, his speech impediment makes him unable to say "Smithy", which is hilarious, and hey, I found a picture of Barb without her wig!
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- 15 de Feb, 2017
Thank god Cole is smart to not involve himself with Chris and Barb's antics. It's fucked up that they're trying to get Cole to react with this. This shit just infuriates me because it's like Barb didn't care when he left and now that she's old n senile it means that Cole has to take care of her??
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- 25 de Sep, 2014
And yet I'm certain Chris has never stuck his nose into any of these issues at all!
Maybe sooner or later, he'll look like this...
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- 9 de Feb, 2013
To be fair, he doesn't want to know who his real dad is. He hired a private investigator to track him down but didn't bother to get a blood test to settle the matter. He just wants to be mad at Barb.
Which I can sympathize with, Barb's a tremendous bitch.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
Those are just breast forms or two bras.Good lord, the soy sauce and vibrators must be working, his titties are fucking huge! Strangely, his jawline looks more pronounced, but his extra chins have never been more prominent... He kind of looks like a melting wax figure from Madame Tussaud's or something.
The seaweed hair is looking as ratty as ever, his speech impediment makes him unable to say "Smithy", which is hilarious, and hey, I found a picture of Barb without her wig!
JULAY
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- 4 de Feb, 2013
Nah, he's just getting fatter, and boom, bigger tits.
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- 27 de Abr, 2015
It's like he's sapping the life out of Barb.
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- 8 de Abr, 2013
Who's up for keeping a tally and letting Joe Cool know what he's owed?
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- 24 de Ago, 2017
It's in the video description, claiming 50% goes to Cole.
"I have found my half-brother’s collection of comic books; he had amassed quite the collection. So, I am selling them all for average current value per book. Half of the sale price will go to Joseph Cole Smithey; there is No Free Shipping. Each Book will be packed in a comic book sleeve with back card, and with a personally signed Certificate of Authenticity from our Mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler. Pleas Buy them and help us Four Out (our mom, Cole, his wife, and I)."
Pony Horn
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- 4 de Oct, 2017
C'mon now. When someone leaves their stuff at their parent's house for more than 3 decades they can't be surprised when the parent finally gets sick of looking at it and gets rid of it.
Storage units go for $60 per month in Queens. If he did want the comics he has no excuse for never getting them and if Barb wasn't such an abhorrent person this would probably be the common consensus. Personally, I think it's no big deal and it's something most families would have done 20 years earlier.
Like a couple people have said, Cole probably doesn't care about the comics. But he might care that Chris and Barb are trying to publicly link themselves to him. lol
It's too bad Chris didn't think of tagging some of the online film review and news sites that have REEEEEd about Cole's reviews. I'd like to see a good internet slap fight with Chris making blarms style YouTube videos of senile Barb calling for her son, Cole Smithey, from the depths of her hoard while the critics community comments and looks on.
Storage units go for $60 per month in Queens. If he did want the comics he has no excuse for never getting them and if Barb wasn't such an abhorrent person this would probably be the common consensus. Personally, I think it's no big deal and it's something most families would have done 20 years earlier.
Like a couple people have said, Cole probably doesn't care about the comics. But he might care that Chris and Barb are trying to publicly link themselves to him. lol
It's too bad Chris didn't think of tagging some of the online film review and news sites that have REEEEEd about Cole's reviews. I'd like to see a good internet slap fight with Chris making blarms style YouTube videos of senile Barb calling for her son, Cole Smithey, from the depths of her hoard while the critics community comments and looks on.
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- 9 de Feb, 2013
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, I think Chris does intend to cut a check and mail it to Cole. However, he's obviously using this as an excuse to get in contact with him. If Cole doesn't respond, Chris will obviously just keep the money. But I don't think that was his intention to begin with.
I think Chris believes that he's got a clever way to trick Cole into talking to him. Because
if Chris manages to sell all the comics and net a few grand, then surely Cole will be forced to contact Chris for his cut of the money. There's no way that an adult man with a wife and kids, who spent his adult life separating himself from his harpy of a mother, can do without a few thousand dollars!That's a great point.
If Chris and Barb started getting really aggressive with a campaign like that, they could shame Cole into making a public statement.
asperhes
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- 25 de Mayo, 2013
I think Chris believes that he's got a clever way to trick Cole into talking to him. Because
Given how angry Chris has been at Cole, to the point of drawing him literally burning money in a fireplace, it's interesting that he's now actually talking about giving him money. Isn't the only reason Chris wants to talk to Cole to squeeze money from him (short of getting Cole to move back to Ruckersville to take care of Barb and the dogs)? If this is a trick, it's one of his stupider ones.
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- 26 de Sep, 2017
I just got ninja'd with it, but what the hell: With this thought in mind, remember that Chris also drew Cole throwing hundos into a lit fireplace because he has so much of it.
The more I think about this thing, the more I believe that Barb is the one who came up with it, I don't think that Chris is capable of even thinking of something this passive-aggressive. This is the same person who wanted to just drive up to New York and confront Cole, sans any knowledge of his address and schedule.
No, this is the kind of thing that an old red neck woman would come up with..
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- 9 de Feb, 2013
It's not about money. It's 100% about getting Cole to take care of Barb.
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- 26 de Sep, 2017
I love the fact that even when Chris executes on something, he still fucks up.. The right time to do this was around the time of Cole's Lady Bird review, when Cole was getting shit on by every SJW in existence, Chris missed the boat by quite a few months..