COME SHOPPING WITH ME!!!! - 2/5/2018

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Scootypuff Sluts dijo:
Heavy chicks always collect bags and shoes and makeup- it’s the only stuff that they will still fit in/ be able to use a few months from purchase. That possibly explains the weird connection between obese people and hoarding things like purses.
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That makes sense. I guess I also thinking things like the gift bags that she hoards too.
 
She just bought a Caboodles makeup bag the day before in her Walmart haul that could've been used as a travel bag.

She bought the new one because she "needed" a bag to take her make up and hygiene products (bwahahaha) with her to Becky's moms. Heaven forbid she use the bag she bought the day before, that's exclusively for her makeup collection which consists of about 4 products.
 
Like Maggots on a Train dijo:
I'd sure like to know what happened to all her crap from the old apartment. She had a dozen purses, make up bags, MUGS. Now she's saying she has 1 mug and Becky has maybe 2 (I know, it's hard for Amber to count that high). But, remember all the TJ hauls she did while living with Destiny? Did she just bin everything? I swear she had at least a dozen of those plastic drinking mugs too. And how did her old Minkoff purse get destroyed? Something isn't adding up.
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This is total tinfoil, but I think she may have done a midnight flit from the old place. She was out in one HELL of a hurry, we were all "how the fuck does she pay the rent?" and guessed Destiny agreed to pay her share until the end of the lease, and the place was absolutely filthy. She wasn't getting any deposit back, had no need of references, so I think she just walked away from it all.

I'd guess also a condition of her moving in with the queens was that she couldn't bring ten tons of filthy, smelly crap with her. It's interesting that she has a separate sitting room and its already full of unpacked boxes - I think perhaps the queens were smart enough to mitigate their damages, or at least try to, by corralling her away from their shared living area before she covered it in brightly coloured plastic shite. She does this every time, just appropriates somebody else's life, walking away from baggage rather than dealing with it. If that's her emotional MO, is it stretching to think it's her physical one too?

"I lidurally just bought a makeup bag..." Jesus on a pogo stick woman, GROW UP.
 
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Catnip dijo:
The red lipstick makeup bag that she mentioned was "cute but she just bought a makeup bag yesterday" was in her cart but she didn't show it in her haul. You know our gorl ended up buying it even though she literally has another one.
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She had both the shimmering silver bag and the red lipstick bag in the cart. She explained she didn't know which to choose, so she asked Becky. Becky liked the silver one so she didn't buy the lipstick one. Probably just left it on a shelf in the men's department.
 
Tiny Clanger dijo:
This is total tinfoil, but I think she may have done a midnight flit from the old place. She was out in one HELL of a hurry, we were all "how the fuck does she pay the rent?" and guessed Destiny agreed to pay her share until the end of the lease, and the place was absolutely filthy. She wasn't getting any deposit back, had no need of references, so I think she just walked away from it all.

I'd guess also a condition of her moving in with the queens was that she couldn't bring ten tons of filthy, smelly crap with her. It's interesting that she has a separate sitting room and its already full of unpacked boxes - I think perhaps the queens were smart enough to mitigate their damages, or at least try to, by corralling her away from their shared living area before she covered it in brightly coloured plastic shite. She does this every time, just appropriates somebody else's life, walking away from baggage rather than dealing with it. If that's her emotional MO, is it stretching to think it's her physical one too?

"I lidurally just bought a makeup bag..." Jesus on a pogo stick woman, GROW UP.
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I think you nailed it. She didn't want to clean nor did she want to pack so she took what she REALLY wanted and left, never to look back. I guarantee it.
 
ricecake dijo:
Fat chicks love handbags because the clothes for really fat chicks suck, as evidenced by Amber's Torrid "haul" (four black shirts). It's a way to express their amazing fashion sense.

They can't even be shoe obsessed because they a.) can't wear heels (lol), b.) can't wear boots (fat ankles) and c.) one could argue Amber doesn't even really fit in the flats she wears.

So buying every garish, sparkly or otherwise novelty discount store "designer" bags is the only way to feel girly and pretty. That and makeup, but makeup requires effort on a daily basis. Even jewelry; the only thing guaranteed to fit are earrings.
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WOW you called that. In her new video she passes some cheap Walmart boots and said "she'd wear them if she could" .... I still think she could find some decent sneakers that fit her if she is serious about working out.
 
Callalawyer dijo:
Do you know what a-log is you fuck face? Please, go back to your corn chip couch.
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U irl rn

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Mrs.MichaelRooker dijo:
Bwahaha.....oh Hamberlynn what's all this nonsense about "if I go to an amusement park"? You'd just be blowing money on admission because there's no way in hell you'd fit on any of the rides. Becky is probably pushing the weight limit herself and she's half your size.
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she posted a video a few years ago about not being able to fit through a turnstile, while waiting in line for a ride. she was 350 back then
 
I find the thought of her using that tiny backpack for actual hiking extremely hilarious. It looks like it'd be a struggle to fit even 3 small water bottles in there, let alone snacks, bug spray or sun screen.

Does AL realize a hike is more than a brisk walk around the block?
 
vaporwave baphomet dijo:
I find the thought of her using that tiny backpack for actual hiking extremely hilarious. It looks like it'd be a struggle to fit even 3 small water bottles in there, let alone snacks, bug spray or sun screen.

Does AL realize a hike is more than a brisk walk around the block?
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Amber needs it to hike from one side of Walmart to the other.
 
Tiny Clanger dijo:
It's interesting that she has a separate sitting room and its already full of unpacked boxes - I think perhaps the queens were smart enough to mitigate their damages, or at least try to, by corralling her away from their shared living area
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I think she wanted her own space. I think she wanted a place for her “job” of creating amaaazing YouTube videos. Every narc artist needs a home studio in which their creativity may flourish!
 
vaporwave baphomet dijo:
I find the thought of her using that tiny backpack for actual hiking extremely hilarious. It looks like it'd be a struggle to fit even 3 small water bottles in there, let alone snacks, bug spray or sun screen.

Does AL realize a hike is more than a brisk walk around the block?
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I just want to see her trying to put one of those tiny backpacks on. With this music.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

(Its the Benny Hill chase music. I just put that originally, then realised that might not mean anything to some of you.)
 
I don't think she really buys new litter boxes and bowls every month. I think they were so filthy she didn't want Eric and Rickie to see when she moved, so she bought new and made up that shit about buying new all the time so she would seem like an overprotective pet parent.
 
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