COME SHOPPING WITH ME!!!! - 2/5/2018

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Looking for the comment of the day..."gonna go to newest first so everyone has an even scale". What does that even mean?

It doesn't mean anything stop trying to understand her genius.

How many bags and purses and wallets can one human being buy before someone needs to step in? I feel like I've seen her buy fifty bags in the last year and I only ever see one or two of them over and over again. She moves a purse or whatever the hell those are, it falls on the floor and the purple paper stuffed inside spills out. She picks up the bag and just leaves the paper there on the floor. Class. You lazy fuck.

 

[GORL]

There is no way in hell that our ol gorl would know what to do with a 1099. I think it's pretty safe to say she doesn't file. Because she's so clueless and lazy, the definitely wouldn't be able to figure it out herself and she wouldn't be bothered going to an accountant or tax service. Uncle Sam doesn't care for folks who take his money. She's going to be in for a rude awakening.

Yep. If she hasn't vlogged it, she hasn't done it. She'd want to prove to us that she files. She probably thinks that sales tax = paying taxes.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

I like how just above her comment of the day pick was the comment "You spend so much money on such unnecessary garbage. You're like 14 year old child."


She really does. How many tacky purses, mugs, notebooks, etc does she think she needs? I really do feel it's safe to assume that she blows through every last dime that comes her way. If her youtubie dries up she's fucked.

 

[strawberryjam]

Looking for the comment of the day..."gonna go to newest first so everyone has an even scale". What does that even mean?

word salad

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

Bwahaha.....oh Hamberlynn what's all this nonsense about "if I go to an amusement park"? You'd just be blowing money on admission because there's no way in hell you'd fit on any of the rides. Becky is probably pushing the weight limit herself and she's half your size.

 

[Nyoom frame]

Ver archivo adjunto 376163 the diabetes raccoon eyes are in full swing

 

[angelicbitch]

GOD, that stylist did her so dirty. The black on her looks so unnatural and like a helmet!! Balayage is supposed to look natural, and like sun kissed highlights

Also, I love how she says "oh I've heard this quote in a movie/book", when, in fact - it was written by a 13 year old girl on Tumblr. People accidentally attributed the quote to John Green. She can't just say: "I've seen this quote around" - she has to seem cultured, lol.

 

[hank hill]

Her attempts at ‘candid’ shots of her shopping or eating or doing one of the few other things she does make me uncomfortable. Where did she set the idea it was a good plan?

 

[Mitch Conner]

Does this make anyone else nauseous?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Looking for the comment of the day..."gonna go to newest first so everyone has an even scale". What does that even mean?

It means she will not go to the first comment first, so everyone has an even chance of being prescreened for truth.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Does this make anyone else nauseous?

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God yes when i was watching it that was the first thing i noticed was the cart fucking swaying.

 

[GORL]

Does this make anyone else nauseous?

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Definitely. I had to skip it.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Que the "All things coffee" obsession.

Also, that's the ugliest fucking purse I've ever seen.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Que the "All things coffee" obsession.

Also, that's the ugliest fucking purse I've ever seen.

In fairness, I think that's a makeup bag (I don't know, the only thing that makes me more nauseous than her waddling is her voice). That's a cute little makeup bag. My biggest question is, why? GORL, you don't use makeup really. You certainly aren't transporting it and we ALL know you have plenty of storage for what you have. Ugh.

 

[EH 110]

Bwahaha.....oh Hamberlynn what's all this nonsense about "if I go to an amusement park"? You'd just be blowing money on admission because there's no way in hell you'd fit on any of the rides. Becky is probably pushing the weight limit herself and she's half your size.

I can just picture her going to an amusement park:

Edit: Sorry the pic is so big.

 

[C3PBRO]

Gonna go to newest first so everyone has an even scale.

Anything remotely resembling fairness and the word "scale" coming out of AL's mouth can get fucked. I propose a new comment of the day, Kiwi edition;

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

What bothered me most about this video was when she dropped the makeup bag at TJ Maxx and purple tissue paper fell out of it. It was so hard for her to pick up the bag she didn't bother picking up the paper and instead tried to avoid showing the paper left on the floor in the frame. It's those little behaviors that are so telling.

Couldn't pick up the bit of TP on the floor next to Wasabi the other day either.

And those K-cups are full of junk. She threw out her hot cocoa mix, but these are basically the same thing.

And she didn't cut that lemon on camera because she totally didn't use a cutting board, AGAIN.

 

[London Raine]

I'd sure like to know what happened to all her crap from the old apartment. She had a dozen purses, make up bags, MUGS. Now she's saying she has 1 mug and Becky has maybe 2 (I know, it's hard for Amber to count that high). But, remember all the TJ hauls she did while living with Destiny? Did she just bin everything? I swear she had at least a dozen of those plastic drinking mugs too. And how did her old Minkoff purse get destroyed? Something isn't adding up.

 

[666EVE666]

I'd sure like to know what happened to all her crap from the old apartment. She had a dozen purses, make up bags, MUGS.

Destiny said on YouNow last night that Amber just throws things away when she's done with them (context: Amber trying to say yet again that Dana wasn't selling her hammy downs). I get the feeling that she's a very wasteful person, especially with her past use of plastic utensils, disposable plates and bowls. Plus saying she buys new litter boxes/water bowls every month.

IAnd how did her old Minkoff purse get destroyed? Something isn't adding up.

She doesn't do much so I can't imagine how it might be destroyed. Maybe she stored it in Destiny's old room (AKA "the poop room" according the Rafe) and it developed a peculiar smell? Or she just threw a bunch of crap out when she was ~finding herself~ when Destiny dumped her? We know she gave away a good bit of her jewelry and scarf hoard during that time.

 

[ADHD]

And yet, somehow, Amber still isn't ready to replace her bra.