💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Doing very quick, as in minute google research, a tumor in pituitary gland can cause "Cushing's Syndrome" which includes weight gain, high blood presure diabetes and easy bruising. He has the last one down atleast since he shared the pic of his ass being bruised, although that could've been just an effect of him being so fucking fat.
 
Doing very quick, as in minute google research, a tumor in pituitary gland can cause "Cushing's Syndrome" which includes weight gain, high blood presure diabetes and easy bruising. He has the last one down atleast since he shared the pic of his ass being bruised, although that could've been just an effect of him being so fucking fat.

Every morbidly obese whale wishes they had Cushing's. All of those things minus the bruising are consequences of obesity, and the bruising could easily be a pressure sore - he's putting at least half of his weight on his ass in the same position for 8+ hours a day.
 
Every morbidly obese whale wishes they had Cushing's. All of those things minus the bruising are consequences of obesity, and the bruising could easily be a pressure sore - he's putting at least half of his weight on his ass in the same position for 8+ hours a day.

Didn’t his ass get bruised because his chair broke or something and he landed on his ass on the floor? That’s definitely fat-related. He just can’t admit he’s a lazy greedy fat fuck who doesn’t want to change and keeps coming up with excuses as to why he can’t lose weight.
 
Didn’t his ass get bruised because his chair broke or something and he landed on his ass on the floor? That’s definitely fat-related. He just can’t admit he’s a lazy greedy fat fuck who doesn’t want to change and keeps coming up with excuses as to why he can’t lose weight.

I thought the seat's lift mechanism had fractured and he actually wound up stabbing his ass partially. I could've sworn I heard he needed stitches.
 
You know what?
Fuck you Boogie. My healthcare premiums are barely affordable with the bill. I'm sure you'll have no problem paying for them with your youtube dollars.
Well he can't afford healthcare because he has to spend money on all that food and Mountain Dew which is clearly a necessity.
Subscriber count means little when you have over four millions subscribers but can only bring in less than 200k views. Sargon can bring in 400k views for a video and has only 736k views, but wont do a video on Boogie since he loves Boogies content and tells others to not do videos on him. Undoomed stream he did with Jeremy brought in 10k views and he only has 312k people and not a lot of people who watch his videos would care about Magic the Gathering. The Lodge, one of Arch Warhammer's channels brought in 28k views for his video on the matter, while his main channel brought in 58k views for mirroring Jeremy's video.

Boogie has no one to cry to about being a shit online because no one cares about him. Meanwhile Jeremy, despite his faults and idiocy, knows who to go to to get his complaints out there. There's a good reason why Boogie tries to manipulate people online with his "illnesses"
Well what do you expect from someone whose rants are just him parroting opinions people shared a long time before he makes his videos? There's nothing remotely original about Boogie.
 
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Pituitary tumours don't make you gain 400 fucking pounds. If he had one he would have skeletal growth and excessively large hands/feet.

Pretty sure he's just lying to his doctors about his eating habits and acting confused as to why its not working, so they're just throwing their hands up and saying "Well if you're eating properly then you must have a brain tumour". But, when he's proved wrong about this as well it's just all going to point back to square one - he's fat because he fucking eats too much. Granted, he's still going to try to deny it despite the evidence.
 
Pituitary tumours don't make you gain 400 fucking pounds. If he had one he would have skeletal growth and excessively large hands/feet.

Pretty sure he's just lying to his doctors about his eating habits and acting confused as to why its not working, so they're just throwing their hands up and saying "Well if you're eating properly then you must have a brain tumour". But, when he's proved wrong about this as well it's just all going to point back to square one - he's fat because he fucking eats too much. Granted, he's still going to try to deny it despite the evidence.
He'll probably just eat the doctor so they don't record his lack of a tumor
 
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And that shit about the tumour is exactly what it is, bullshit, an excuse to say "guys its not 100% but if it is this was the reason i been stuffing my face with jars of mayo for so long"
 
Well you often follow people you relate to, so the majority are either fat, parents abused them or want to laugh at his funny fat man persona frances.

The only reason Boogie had and has an audience is that people want to gawk at the fat man. Boogie is so fucking fat you can't look away.
 
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And that shit about the tumour is exactly what it is, bullshit, an excuse to say "guys its not 100% but if it is this was the reason i been stuffing my face with jars of mayo for so long"
"Hm, yeah, I will take that into consideration, among which" Jesus Christ Boogie's almost as bad as Chris for sharing way too much. He even has the pretending he's learned schtick down to a T. And god he's whiny he sounds like some teenager trying to be deep.
How can people put up with this shit and still tune in? I wonder what percentage of his viewers have been emotionally abused before.
Probably very few actually. People seem to put internet and other media personalities on a pedestal because they enjoy their content. It doesn't matter how shitty they or fake they are, people will ignore that and just eat their shit up.
Well you often follow people you relate to, so the majority are either fat, parents abused them or want to laugh at his funny fat man persona frances.
The only reason Boogie had and has an audience is that people want to gawk at the fat man. Boogie is so fucking fat you can't look away.
I think it's more that there are a lot of idiots on YouTube who will eat anything up. People probably think he's honest and down-to-earth because of his blogs that seem like they're "real talk" when he's just repeating views other people have shared over and over or he's whining about his "woe is me" act for or pretending to try to improve himself pity and attention.
 
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I don't think Boogie just repeats what others says so much as he just tries to "see both sides" because he has a kumbaya can't we all just see eye to eye, etc mentality, and he's not very smart leading to him just saying a bunch of nothing.
 
Boogie needs to maximums eyes on his product (hence having to make a video on every internet outrage that happens), and when he has those eyes he needs to make sure he tries to convince the maximum amount of people he's sympathetic to them (the no solid opinions on anything, ever). Not very smart my ass, fat fuck know's full well what he's doing and he's made a living doing it.
 
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And that shit about the tumour is exactly what it is, bullshit, an excuse to say "guys its not 100% but if it is this was the reason i been stuffing my face with jars of mayo for so long"

>"Surprisingly i'm actually pretty good controling my emotions".

No you're not Boogie, you were tweeting about suicide a few days ago. I think when he made the bullying video he said "And you guys know how strong i am against cyberbullying". No you're not. He likes to cry about how much he suffers but also and brag about being strong, Boogie wants to have his cake and eat it (haha).

Also, there is something very unsetling with his tone there. "I can control my emotions, except love, which is a shame because i love people regardless of what happens." Could this... Could this be Boogie's extremely passive agressive way of saying he such a NICE GUY that he still loves his wife even when she decides to leave him???
 
I don't think Boogie just repeats what others says so much as he just tries to "see both sides" because he has a kumbaya can't we all just see eye to eye, etc mentality, and he's not very smart leading to him just saying a bunch of nothing.
Granted I don't watch his videos regularly, but the ones I have watched are just him covering things that other people have already talked about for a while and pretty much just repeating what's already been said and not bringing anything new to the table. In this case I'm talking about rants on bgames, Nintendo filing copyright claims on Let's Plays (years after the major discussion of that had died down), and pretty much every other "Thoughts on X" type of rant.

The most original thing Boogie has going for his channel and internet personality is his whining for sympathy and attention whoring. And even then that's just being a douche.
 
What happened to “fruit tastes amazing” and “it’s so nice to not have cravings” and all the other miracles? No more being happy with a strawberry. Now it’s “a brain tumor is making me fat?”

We all predicted it. It happened faster than I thought possible though, I really thought he’d lose 200 lbs before he quit.

Actually, correction-I thought he’d quit before he’d begun, but I thought that medically he would have no choice but to lose 200 lbs. The power of a food addiction must be truly incredible if a person can have 80% of their stomach removed and their intestines rerouted and still not lose more than a pound in a week.

No doubt that rivers of love comment was directed at his wife. If he has a brain tumor and can’t turn off the love river for her, she’ll have to feel guilty enough to come back-right?

Guilt is a good enough reason to keep a wife. If you can’t do it by being a man, might as well try sympathy.
 
I guess what he does says, it's nothing new, yeah. I'm thinking more overall of Boogie's fence straddling. He by default takes the "middle" position He's not just saying things others have said so much as taking what they've said and taking whatever he interprets the "center" to be.

What happened to “fruit tastes amazing” and “it’s so nice to not have cravings” and all the other miracles? No more being happy with a strawberry. Now it’s “a brain tumor is making me fat?”

We all predicted it. It happened faster than I thought possible though, I really thought he’d lose 200 lbs before he quit.

Actually, correction-I thought he’d quit before he’d begun, but I thought that medically he would have no choice but to lose 200 lbs. The power of a food addiction must be truly incredible if a person can have 80% of their stomach removed and their intestines rerouted and still not lose more than a pound in a week.

No doubt that rivers of love comment was directed at his wife. If he has a brain tumor and can’t turn off the love river for her, she’ll have to feel guilty enough to come back-right?

Guilt is a good enough reason to keep a wife. If you can’t do it by being a man, might as well try sympathy.

Like I said, he'd be talking about his diet if he had something to be proud of. I went from fat to not-so-far by eating salads. And God, I can and will give you a lecture about salads. Not to mention, fruits? Boogie needs to eat his vegetables. His weight would slough off if he just had salad (light on the dressing). He could even add chicken to it. No, he's definitely cheating.

He's a brainless impulsive cretin. He could cut out the soda pop (probably the majority of his calories), but just take a look at every stream, he's always taking a swig out of some giant drinking cup. What's in it? I bet it's not water.
 
Like always. Once a fat cunt with no willpower, always a fat cunt with no willpower.

I can't wait for his test results. People won't be too impressed.
 
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